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Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM: OCT 28 @ REMINGTON PARK
« on: Today at 11:31:06 AM »
**MID-WEEK CONTEST CANCELLED TODAY**

    TRACK CANCELLED DUE TO ICE STORM
:OMG:

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Handicapping / Re: SUPURR SATURDAY- 10/24 *** RESULTS *** (LAUREL)
« on: October 26, 2020, 04:40:47 PM »
                                               :forruffian:

                          {CRUZAN CHIRPS}
“...just love the way you do these result. It tickles me”
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

           ALWAYS WARMS THE COCKLES OF MY HEART TO FEEL APPRECIATED    :thanks:
 
                             AND WITH TEMPERATURES GETTING COOLER
                                   WARM COCKELS ARE WONDERFUL
                                                  :happy:

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM: OCT 28 **CANCELLED** @ REMINGTON PARK
« on: October 26, 2020, 09:04:19 AM »
                                           :forruffian:

            CONGRATS TO THE 'ENERGIZER BLUNNY'   :celebrate:
THE CONTENTIOUS COLT DESTROYED THE COMPETITION
         HOPPING AWAY TO AN IMPRESSIVE VICTORY
                                 :oie_30232359NUVsTmH4:

                  :rhrse:   VENUE CHOICE: REMINGTON PARK    :rhrse:

            :lightbulb:   POST TIMES: 8:07 ET -- 7:07 CT -- 6:07 MT -- 5:07 PT    :lightbulb:

            PRE-HALLOWEEN PREP SO GET YOUR CHARACTERS READY FOR 10/31

                                            $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER  $$$$$

               IN THE CAT HOUSE WALLOWING IN CATNIP AND MEOW MIX IS RUFFIAN
                 AMEWSING HERSELF WITH YARN, JIMGLE BALLS AND CHIPPENDALES
                                     THE MALE DANCERS NOT THE RODENTS
                                                        :happy:

               

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & SEE = DQ
              :flaming:

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY- 10/24 *** RESULTS *** (LAUREL)
« on: October 25, 2020, 04:57:55 PM »
                                            :forruffian:

The Supurr Saturday Race
   Was very Super indeed
But only for one all alone
The Day’s  “Supersonic Steed  🐎

He came - He Ran - He Conquered
       He ran away from them all
   Nobody could even challenge
They should’ve stayed in their stall 🙄

Leaving the gate he did stumble 😲
But quickly he caught up so fast
Like a lightning ⛈ bolt he flew by
      One by one he did pass

The distance between them by then
  Was way too much to overcome
      And as the race continued
    Faster and faster did he run!
                  :rhrse:

His speed was far more than “cruisin”
    Yet,  ironically that is his name
For Indeed it was Contentious Cruzan
    Recipient of Saturday’s fame 🏆

The bridesmaid 🤵 turned out to be Roamin
       But very far back did he run
    Real Quiet caught the bouquet 💐
      And Blunny to The Shire for fun
                             
                           
Back In the Cat 🐈 House 🏡 Again
Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 scratching her post
       And Overdosing on catnip
     Loving to be Cat 🐱 House host
               
So here is how the day went
Only one holds all of the Glory 🏆
The rest just ran in his shadow
He was the outstanding story

                              $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH  $$$$$
                        {Report $$ Objections To RUFFIAN333@webtv.net}
                                💰 WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE 💰

CRUZAN = $138   :celebrate:
     Supurr Spectacular Sizzling Display 🏆

ROAMIN = $53
    Bridesmaid 🤵

REAL QUIET = $46.70
   Catches The Bodacious Bouquet 💐  🌸 🌺

BLUNNY = $42.40
  Back to The Shire, to Steal The Precious   :evil:

DUSTY = $32.70

THUNDER CAT 🐈 $31.40

POST TIME MIKE = $28.20

RUFFIAN 🐱 $15

{DC}  TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃} $2.40
             Almost A Golden Goose Egg 🥚
                    YO-YO MAMA TROPHY 🏆
                        From Winner To Last




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Handicapping / Re: SUPURR SATURDAY: OCT 24 @ LAUREL PARK
« on: October 23, 2020, 10:26:29 AM »
                                                   :forruffian:

                                  PURRRRFOUND OR POINTLESS?


PURRRFOUND OR POINTLESS
    THESE SILLY PIX O MINE
      ONLY TIME WILL TELL
IF PSYCHIC OR JUST BLIND
                  :-\

R1 =   5  2  3  4  8
BEYOND FOREVER
STAR
JUMPSTART

R2 = 5  6  3  2
SILVER
GHOST

R3 = 7  6  8  4  2
LION GIRL
HEART
MAGICAL

R4 = 3  2  5  1  8
LOVE
HEART

R5 = 8  4  1  10  11
TALK
VERSE

R6 = 8  7  10-AE  4  2  1
LOVE
GRATEFUL
AE_ SMOKIN
STREET

R7 = 3  4  5  7  9
REASSURED
ALWAYS IN HURRY
FLASH

R8 =  8  9  2  1  4
QUIET
BUNTING
HEART

R9 = 6  10  12  11  14
MAGICIAN
YEAR
ROAR
GOODS

R10 = 9  3  4  10  1
MOMENT
ONE MORE GREAT
CHASE

R11 = 1  3  2  6  5
PRENDIMI
MONDAY
TATTOO

R12 = 5  4  12  1  3
ELEMENTARY - MY DEAR
TAPPAHANNOCK
LUDICROUS
KAMEHAMEHA


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                                           :forruffian:

The results of today
   Will be very brief
Keeping up with the Diamond 💎 
Leaves me with no sleep 😴
               :puppykisses:

The Energizer Blunny 🐰
Kept them all on their toes
As He Hopped away quickly
Just like the wind blows 💨

      He never let up
Then he increased his pace
  There was no doubt at all
Who would be winning this race
🐎                                                 🐎 🐎
                                                                    :rhrse:
   :rhrse:  :rhrse:   :rhrse:
 :rhrse:   :rhrse:
   :rhrse:   :rhrse:

Defending champ Cruzan
   Did try his very best
    To repeat his victory
   But failed at the quest 😢  :'(

The Dusty one ran well
Just not well enough
Against this Fast Bunny... 🐰
The challenge too tough  :banghead:

Real Quiet 🤫 Ran Next
“The Precious” He stole
 Instead of a hot pace
This colt just ran cold   :-\

The rest of the runners
   Were so far behind
The pace of the race
    Was very unkind 😔  :evil:

Thunder Cat, Tiger and Roamin
     Showing no speed at all
They almost clipped heels
     Just avoiding a fall 😲
                 :OMG:


Ruffian’s Cheetah was Missing
    Sleeping back at the barn 💤
So the Filly in the Cat 🐱 House 🏡
      Was  Just spinning A yarn

How the track was too Dusty
   She got dirt in her face
  Then gave up the effort
     Of winning this race

     At the finish line all alone
The “Energizer Bunny “  🐰 did Lope
   As early on from the gate
   The rest all gave up hope 😢  :(

 So here is the outcome
From the winner to the last
And the money 💰 they all earned
   From the slowest to the fast

BLUNNY = $114.30  :celebrate:
*** Left All The Tortoises Behind 🐢 🐢 🐢 🐢 🐢 🐢 🐢
            BOTS Glory For Colts

DC) CRUZAN = $58.70
*** Bodacious BridesMan 👰  :thumbsup:

DUSTY = $52.40
*** Catches The Bouquet 💐 🌸 🌺  :)

REAL QUIET 🤫 = $49
*** Steals The Precious ⭕️  :evil:

THUNDER CAT 🐈 $31.30

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $26.80

ROAMIN 🏎 $22.20

RUFFIAN 🐈 $7.80      🐈 🏡
 :forruffian:
Catnip & Chippendales
     Not all that bad
Because when it counted
No speed that she had

So we bid you adieu
Till the next time we run
Be it Winner or loser
The goal just have FUN  😊
 :happy:        :happy:






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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY: OCT 24 @ LAUREL PARK
« on: October 22, 2020, 09:03:36 AM »
                                         :forruffian:

                              CONGRATS TO TIGER DANCER   :celebrate:
THE FIERCELY FAST FILLY DESTROYED THE COMPETITION
GATE TO WIRE AS SHE ROARED TO A STUNNING VICTORY DANCE
                                             :chickendance:

                       :rhrse:   VENUE: LAUREL PARK    :rhrse:
                                 MARYLAND MILLION DAY

                                      FEATURE EVENT
                    WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?

         :lightbulb:  POST TIMES:  11:25 ET -- 10:25 CT -- 9:25 MT -- 8:25 PT   :lightbulb:

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
TO ERRR THEN SEE = DQ
:banghead:   :banghead:   :banghead:           
 

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Handicapping / SUPURRR SATURDAY *RESULTS+GRAPHICS* 10/17 @ KEENELAND
« on: October 21, 2020, 04:58:10 AM »
  :forruffian: 
          **SS RESULTS @ KEENELAND**



GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME TO
SUPURRR SATURDAY AT KEENELAND


      OUR FEATURE EVENT:    :celebrate:
''CRUZAN BODACIOUS BIRTHDAY'' STAKES

     


WITH THE LATE SCRATCH OF RAVEN
   

DEFENDING CHAMP ~DUSTY~
WILL HAVE NINE COMPETENT CHALLENGERS
     TRYING TO PREVENT ANOTHER
          MAJOR 'DUSTING' AT THE WIRE

THE TENACIOUS TEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO ROCK
             


AND AWAY THEY GO IN ....
           THE 'CRUZAN BODACIOUS BIRTHDAY'' STAKES




EVERYONE AWAY EVENLY HEADING TO THE TURN
                   :racing:


           ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~
    :lmao:



WITH AN AMAZING TURN OF HOOF
 .... IT IS TIGER DANCER
         ROARING AWAY WITH A
HUMONGOUS LEAD OVER THE FIELD



SOMEONE WILL NEED TO
 SPROUT PEGASUS WINGS TO CATCH HER
       


20+ LENGTHS BACK ARE
THUNDER CAT ~ REAL QUIET ~ BLUNNY

THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE
FAR BACK IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE   
   :racing:


    ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~
                 
   

TIGER DANCER IS JUST TOYING WITH THE FIELD
PLAYING HER OWN VERSION OF 'CAT ME IF U CAN'
            AND SO FAR .... NOBODY CAN
  ---------------->  :rhrse:


THUNDER CAT IS NEXT ~ BUT VERY  FAR BACK
REAL QUIET IS STARTING TO SHOW ENERGY MOVING UP
RUFFIAN FINALLY AWAKENED HER INNER CHEETAH TO RUN
           CRUZAN RIGHT ALONG SIDE OF RUFFIAN

  ANOTHER SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO
THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY WITH LOW CHARGED BATTERY TODAY
         


POST TIME MIKE SHOWING LITTLE DESIRE TO RUN
   CATALINA SEEMS SLUGGISH -&- DISTRACTED
DUSTY APPEARS TO HAVE LITTLE CHANCE OF REPEAT GLORY
         

ROAMIN IS ''ROAMIN''  ALL OVER THE TRACK
WITH SEEMINGLY NO INTEREST IN RUNNING TODAY
PERHAPS WITH HIS MIND ON THE BISCUITS IN THE DOG HOUSE?


    ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~
                 


TIGER DANCER DANCING TO
THE BEAT OF HER OWN DRUMMER
{RICK ALLEN FROM MY #1 FAVE BAND}
                                                       ----> DEF LEPPARD  :thumbsup:



THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE DOING
THE TURTLE TANGO SLEEPY SAMBA



SUDDENLY DUSTY HAS AWAKENED
REALIZING SHE IS THE DEFENDING CHAMP
    WITH A REPEAT ON THE LINE
SHE HAS ACCELERATED WITH AN
    AMAZING LATE SURGE OF SPEED!
THE FRISKY FILLY IS PASSING
   ONE AFTER ANOTHER FROM LAST



BUT WILL IT BE TOO LITTLE TOO LATE
 TO CATCH THE RUNAWAY TIGER ....
   

         INDEED .... IT IS 
DUSTY COMES IN 2nd TO THE DANCING TIGER
   THEY FLIP THE SCRIPT THIS WEEK
                   :raspberry:
     :lmao:


BECAUSE TODAY, NOBODY WAS GONNA CATCH TIGER DANCER
WHO DANCED HER WAY TO AN IMPRESSIVE PURRRFORMANCE
           GATE TO WIRE .... PURRRRFECTION!
 TIME TO CELEBRATE WITH SOME 'CHAMPAGNE BLING'



DEFENDING CHAMP ~DUSTY~ WITH AN AMAZING LATE RUN
    DOES MANAGE TO CAPTURE THE BRIDESMAID GOWN

THUNDER CAT WITH ENOUGH TO
CATCH THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET

REAL QUIET WITH A LATE ENERGY RUN
      STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS'


    $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
     


1st ~ TIGER DANCER ==== $98.40
*PURRRFECT PURRRFORMANCE GATE TO WIRE
''CRUISIN'' TO VICTORY IN THE CRUZAN BIRTHDAY STAKES
  ~*~  ~*~  ~*~ 


2nd ~ {DC}DUSTY ==== $67.80
*AWESOME LATE RUN
BUT NOT ENUFF TO CATCH A TENACIOUS TIGER
  ~*~  ~*~  ~*~ 


3rd ~ THUNDER CAT ==== $65.90
*CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET
  ~*~  ~*~  ~*~ 


4th ~ REAL QUIET ==== $51.40
*GOOD EFFORT GATE TO WIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'
  ~*~  ~*~  ~*~ 



      ~~ALSO RAN~~



RUFFIAN ==== $40.70

CRUZAN ==== $40.40 {Is This Twice Perfect 20/20 Vision?}

BLUNNY ==== $29.40

POST TIME MIKE ==== $17.60

CATALINA ==== $11.60

ROAMIN ==== $5.80
*Almost A Golden Goose Egg!
But Consolation Awaits In Ye Ole Dog House
Milk Bone Biscuits, Vegas Show Girl Dancers



  :lightbulb:  REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO:
           RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

WE NOW BID YOU GOOD EVENING FROM KENTUCKY
       WISHING ALL A SAFE & SANE SECLUSION
REMINDING EVERYONE THAT A PHONE CALL OR EMAIL
CAN HELP BRING A SMILE TO SOMEONE LIVING ALONE


  **Graphics By: 
     ~~TIGER DANCER~~








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      :forruffian:

IN TRUE FELINE FORM
WITH TRUE FELINE NATURE

    RUFFIAN WILL TRANSFORM INTO ===> PYEWACKET
                               :forruffian:


The name Pyewacket actually appeared in 1647
on an infamous woodcut of the General Matthew Hopkins (a witch hunter)
with two accused witches caught naming their familiars.
One of the familiars is named on the woodcut as Pyewacket.



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Handicapping / Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS! OCT 21 @ REMINGTON PARK
« on: October 20, 2020, 02:15:45 PM »
                                                  :forruffian:

MEOW MEOW MEOW
THIS CAT IS A-SMOKIN
NOT FROM THE 'GOOD STUFF'
FROM ALL THE FIRES I'M CHOKIN
                :flaming:

R1 = 2  8  6  5
HOLD THAT LOVE
MUSIC

R2 = 5  8  6  3
LILJOE
NOTEWORTHY

R3 =   2  11  7  3
MISCHIEVOUS DANCER
EARNED

R4 = 4  3  9  8
LIL MISS
DANCE

R5 = 14  4  9  10
AIR WALKER
SHES THE BOSS {LAYLA}

R6 = 8  6  10  2
SWEET LAYLA   :hug:

DIAMOND

R7 = 12  8  1  7
ASH ANGEL
 :forruffian:
FALSETTO
VISION

R8 = 8  3  1  4
TALE
 :forruffian:
CASH
LOVER

R9 = 12  7  3  2  8
GRAY GIRL = LAYLA
  :oie_30232359NUVsTmH4:
DEVIL
GRAY ZONE

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Handicapping / Re: **HAPPY BIRTHDAY ---> CRUZAN**
« on: October 18, 2020, 11:33:35 AM »
                                                  :forruffian:

                     PURRRRRFECT WISHES FOR A PURRRFECT PLAYER

    MAY YOUR DAY AND LIFE BE FILLED WITH  GOOD HEALTH & HAPPINESS!
                                 :happy:   :girlkiss:    :happy:                                               

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS! OCT 21 @ REMINGTON PARK
« on: October 18, 2020, 10:40:19 AM »
                                                 :forruffian:
                                    CONGRATS TO CRUZAN   :celebrate:
              THE CAPABLE CONTENTIOUS COLT VAULTED TO THE LEAD
             WITH AN AMAZING ACCELERATION IN THE FINAL FURLONG

                     :rhrse:   VENUE CHOICE:  REMINGTON PARK   :rhrse:

                  :lightbulb:  POST TIMES:  8:07 PM  ET - 7:07 CT - 6:07 MT - 5:07 PT   :lightbulb:

                                            :rhrse:  FEATURE EVENT   :rhrse:
              ''DIAMOND IN THE RUFF'' {Pomeranian}  4 MONTH BIRTHDAY   :puppykisses:
                                          ''SPARKLE BRIGHTLY''  STAKES

                                        $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

         CONSUMING MASS QUANTITIES OF CATNIP IN THE CAT HOUSE WILL BE
               TIGER DANCER WHILE BEING ENTERTAINED BY CHIPPENDALES
                 {THE DANCERS NOT THE RODENTS!}   CALCULATING THE DAY

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRR THEN SEE = DQ
             :banghead:

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Handicapping / Re: SUPURR SATURDAY: 10/17 @ KEENELAND
« on: October 16, 2020, 11:50:18 AM »
                                                    :forruffian:


MEOW  MEOW  MEOW
THE LADY CAT IS HERE
WITH LONGSHOTS GALORE
THO WHY IS NEVER CLEAR

R1 = 3  1  4  5  2
EVENT
BITUMEN
DADDY

R2 = 2  3  6  5  1
SPEIGHTFUL
AREEMAA
COLONEL

R3 = 4  3  2  1  6
MISS PINKERTON
DARK SECRET
DICHOTOMY

R4 = 9  2  7  5  4
STAR MISSION
CATAPARI
IRONY

R5 = 9  10  6  5  4
UNUSUAL
DEVIOUS
SIAMESE {MUFFIN}

R6 = 7  3  8  4  2
SENOR
RICH
LONELY

R7 =   1  5   11  2  10  {TORN TWEEN TOP 3}  :banghead:  :banghead:  :banghead:
RAINBOW BELLE
WILLFUL WOMAN
THINKING

R8 = 14-AE   3  11  4  9
AE} SPIRIT ANIMAL  {LEOPARD, PEGASUS, RED TAIL HAWK}   :hug:
TROUBLING MOON
TEA

R9 = 10  1  4  8  2  {HEAVY MSG}
SECRET
NEVER FORGET
FINITE

R10 = 5  7  3  9  8
WIND
RECOVER
MISCHIEF

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 10/14 *** RESULTS *** {Remington Park}
« on: October 15, 2020, 10:55:43 AM »
                                         :forruffian:

THE RESULTS FOR MIDWEEK
WILL BE SHORT AND SWEET
 JUST WHEN THE ''BUNNY''
APPEARED UNABLE TO BEAT
                 :rhrse:

FROM OUT OF THE CLOUDS
A ROAR COULD BE HEARD
AS A COLT FAR AWAY
FLEW TO LEAD LIKE A BIRD
                :OMG:

THE 'BUNNY' TRIED HARD
TO REGAIN HIS BIG LEAD
BUT THE ENERGY GIVEN
NOT ENUFF FOR HIS NEED
            :banghead:

THUNDER CAT ON HIS TAIL
GAVE A GOOD EFFORT ALL DAY
BUT THE BEST SHE COULD DO
WAS THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET
                :oie_30232359NUVsTmH4:

DEFENDING CHAMP CATALINA
DID NOT REPEAT HER WIN
BUT SHE DID HAVE ENUFF
TO BRING HOME 'THE RING'
                 :evil:

DUSTY, ROAMIN AND RUFFIAN
   WERE NEXT IN THE LINE
AS TIGER DANCER MEANDERED
     SO WAY FAR BEHIND
                 :'(

SCOREKEEPER REAL QUIET
HAD ISSUES OF HIS OWN
SO HE MISSED OUT ON RUNNING
AND A RACE CALL WAS BLOWN

BUT HE WILL HAVE A CHANCE
NEXT TIME RUFF RUNS IN LAST
   AND WE THEN GET TO SEE
A REAL QUIET RACE CALL BLAST!
                :thumbsup:

SO HERE ARE THE TOTALS
NOT SURE THEY ARE RIGHT  :-\
EMAIL $$ OBJECTIONS
BEFORE THURSDAY NIGHT

CRUZAN = $80.20   :celebrate:
*Awesome Acceleration Final Furlong! Meowza!

BLUNNY = $76.60
* Sure Thing Till That Stout Lady Sang!  :banghead:
   And Another 1 Bites The Dust

THUNDER CAT = $75.10
* Bouquet Instead of Bridesmaid Gown  :-\

{DC} CATALINA = $55.20
* Precious Instead Of Penthouse   :evil:

DUSTY = $49.70

ROAMIN = $45.60

RUFFIAN = $30

TIGER DANCER = $28.10
   * Cat House, Cat Chow, Calculator + Chippendales

FAREWELL OKLAHOMA
A FINE DAY FOR ALL
AS A CONTENTIOUS COLT
DID ANSWER THE CALL

AND A TIGER IN THE CAT HOUSE
    WITH CATNIP GALORE
FOR  A FINICKY FELINE
WHO COULD WANT MORE
        :forruffian:

STAY SAFE AND SECLUDED
  AT LEAST FOR AWHILE
     EMAIL   A  FRIEND
TO GIVE THEM A SMILE
         :happy:

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY: 10/17 @ KEENELAND
« on: October 15, 2020, 09:33:04 AM »
                                                :forruffian:

                              CONGRATS TO DUSTY   :celebrate:
             THE FLAMBOYANT FILLY LEFT THE FIELD IN HER DUST!

                                  :rhrse:   VENUE: KEENELAND    :rhrse:
        SLIM PICKINS THIS TIME OF THE YEAR AS THE BC LOOMS AHEAD

          :lightbulb:  POST TIMES:  1:05 ET -- 12:05 CT -- 11:05 MT -- 10:05 PT   :lightbulb:

                                                FEATURE EVENT    :celebrate:
                           THE ''CRUZAN BIRTHDAY'' STAKES {10/16}   
                                              :oie_30232359NUVsTmH4:

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR + SEE = DQ
            :flaming:

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