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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY: 7/11 @ KEENELAND
« on: July 09, 2020, 09:37:04 AM »
                                          :forruffian:
                           CONGRATS {AGAIN} TO BLUNNY   :celebrate:   :celebrate:

          THE HOT-TO-HOP-ENERGIZER BUNNY HOPPING TO HIS OWN BEAT
    WINNING AGAIN AS DEFENDING CHAMP,  WILL RUN {OR HOP} FOR 3-PEAT NOW
                                                        :chickendance:

                            :rhrse:   VENUE:  KEENELAND    :rhrse:
                                           BLUE GRASS STAKES DAY

            :lightbulb:  POST TIMES:  1:05 ET -- 12:05 CT -- 11:05 MT -- 10:05 PT   :lightbulb:

FEATURE EVENT:  TBA

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
TO ERRR THEN SEE =  DQ
                 :flaming:

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 7/8 ***RESULTS*** {KEENELAND}
« on: July 06, 2020, 09:47:37 AM »
                                       :forruffian:

                                 CONGRATS TO BLUNNY   :celebrate:

             THE ENERGIZER BATTERY IS WORKING OVERTIME LATELY
            AS THE 'BUNNY' HOPS INTO BOTH SS & MM PENTHOUSES!
                                                  :OMG:

               :rhrse:   VENUE: OPENING DAY AT KEENELAND    :rhrse:

      :lightbulb:  POST TIMES:  1:05 ET -- 12:05 CT -- 11:05 MT -- 10:05 PT   :lightbulb:

                                       $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

IN THE DOG HOUSE AMIDST MILK BONE BISCUITS
    AND LAS VEGAS SHOWGIRLS,   IS ROAMIN
WITH CALCULATOR + IMAGINATION TO BRING RESULTS

IF FOR ANY REASON HE IS UNABLE TO FULFILL THIS CHORE
THEN RUFFIAN SHALL PURRRR IN TO PRESENT THE DAY'S  EVENT
                                    :forruffian: 
                         
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN THEN ERRR & SEE = DQ
                   :headshake:

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY: JULY 4th RESULTS {Belmont Park}
« on: July 05, 2020, 11:22:37 AM »
                                                  :forruffian:

    AM MOVING LIKE A ZOMBIE
THRU HEARTBREAK, TEARS & GRIEF   :'(
      APOLOGIES TO EVERYONE
IF THE RACE CALL SEEMS TOO BRIEF

WHEN SORROW PERMEATES THE HEART
   WHEN ANSWERS END WITH 'WHY?'
 IT'S DIFFICULT TO TRY &  FOCUS
    BUT AT LEAST I'M GONNA TRY

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS LOST A PET
ONE WHO HAS HELD YOUR HEART
ALTHOUGH YOU KNOW THRU ALL THE YEARS
    THAT ONE DAY YOU WILL PART   :'(

WHEN THAT DAY REALLY DOES ARRIVE
YOU'RE STILL NOT PREPARED TO DEAL
  YOU SEE THE CRUEL REALITY BUT
YOUR HEART WON'T BELIEVE IT'S REAL
     :'(   :puppykisses:  :'(

           =========================================
               WELCOME TO SUPURR  SATURDAY FIREWORKS  @ BELMONT PARK
                                                           :rhrse:
                                         
                          WITH THE SCRATCHES OF BRI & CATALINA
                                    DEFENDING CHAMP, BLUNNY
                               WILL FACE 9 CAPABLE CHALLENGERS

                                      AND AWAY THEY GO IN THE
                         ''FIRECRACKER OR FIREFIZZLE " STAKES
     
     WHO WILL LIGHT UP THE TOTE BOARD WITH FIRECRACKER FRACTIONS  :celebrate:
            WHO WILL FIZZLE AND BURN UP IN THE CAT OR DOG HOUSE?     :-[                             
   
                HEADING TO THE TURN A FRISKY FOURSOME LEADS THE WAY
                      POST TIME MIKE,  REAL QUIET, BLUNNY, THUNDER CAT
                                                         :rhrse:
                                                         :rhrse:
                                                         :rhrse:
                                                         :rhrse:
           :rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:
 :rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:                                 

                                              OUT OF THE TURN

THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY HAS HOPPED HIS WAY TO THE FRONT
        JUST A HALF LENGTH BACK ARE REAL QUIET & RAVEN

        ANOTHER 2 LENGTHS BACK ARE ROAMIN & CRUZAN

                             THUNDER CAT IS NEXT
FOLLOWED BY DUSTY, TIGER DANCER,  POST TIME MIKE & RUFFIAN

                   THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' CONTINUES TO 'HOP' HIS WAY TO A REPEAT

BUT REAL QUIET MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT
           THE CONTENTIOUS 'NOT SO REALLY QUIET' COLT
                    IS STAYING RIGHT ON THE 'BUNNY-TAIL'
                                       :rhrse: :rhrse:

THUNDER CAT, SO FAR THE ONLY FILLY WITH SOMETHING TO SAY
        IS ONLY A LENGTH BEHIND REAL QUIET WITH A CHANCE

RAVEN  &  CRUZAN ARE ANOTHER LENGTH BACK

IT'S A GAP BACK TO ROAMIN, POST TIME MIKE & DUSTY

 MEANDERING ALONG IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE A DIFFERENT VERSION OF 'BIG CAT DIARY'

                    TIGER DANCER WITH NO 'TIGER-IN-HER-TANK'   :-\
RUFFIAN ~ WHO APPARENTLY LEFT HER 'INNER CHEETAH'  IN THE STALL   :-[

                             AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

THE DEFENDING CHAMP, BLUNNY, IS ALL OUT WITH A
SUPURR HIGH ENERGIZER BATTERY DETERMINATION
TRYING TO HOLD OFF AN EQUALLY DETERMINED REAL QUIET

THESE 2 CONTENTIOUS COLTS NECK AND NECK TO THE WIRE
                 ONE WITH REPEAT GLORY ON THE LINE
ONE TRYING TO STEAL THE PENTHOUSE VICTORY FOR HIMSELF
                                                 :rhrse:
                                                :rhrse:
                                     
AT THE WIRE, WITH ONE FINAL SUDDEN SURGE OF 'ENERGIZER-BUNNY' POWER
DEFENDING CHAMP, BLUNNY HAS PUT HIS NOSE ON THE WIRE IN REPEAT GLORY

                REAL QUIET WITH AN IMPRESSIVE RUN, GATE TO WIRE
             IS THE FIRECRACKER BRIDESMAN OF THE THE DAY IN 2nd

             THUNDER CAT, THE ONLY FILLY WHO 'FIRED' AT ALL IS 3rd

                  RAVEN DOES ENOUGH TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS' IN 4th

                            :lightbulb:   $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$    :lightbulb:

                        :rhrse:   FIRECRACKER OR FIREFIZZLE    :rhrse:
                                    :celebrate: OR  :headshake:

                          {REPORT $$$ OBJECTIONS TO: RUFFIAN333@webtv.net}

{{DC}} BLUNNY =$62.80   :oie_30232359NUVsTmH4:
            * FIRECRACKER CHAMP & REPEAT GLORY

REAL QUIET = $56.10
* FIRECRACKER BRIDESMAN:  JUST ONE FLARE SHORT   :banghead:

THUNDER CAT = $51.80
* CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET    :)

RAVEN = $48.30
* STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS'    :evil:

                                       :rhrse:  ALSO RAN   :rhrse:

CRUZAN = $44.30

ROAMIN = $36.10

POST TIME MIKE = $30.20

DUSTY = $27.30

TIGER DANCER = $12.30

RUFFIAN = $11
    * FIRECRACKER-LESS FIZZLE FILLY  :-\
           CAT HOUSE AWAITS WITH CONSOLATION CATNIP
                FELINE FIRECRACKERS FILLED WITH ANCHOVIES
                     CHIPPENDALES TO DANCE THE NITE AWAY      :)

           WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM BELMONT PARK

                  :lightbulb:   WITH AN IMPORTANT REMINDER    :lightbulb:
                        SOCIAL DISTANCE, MASK, COMMON SENSE
                           THE LIFE U SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN!   :thumbsup:

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY: 7/4 @ BELMONT PARK
« on: July 02, 2020, 10:04:25 AM »
                                              :forruffian:

                CONGRATS TO THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'    :celebrate:
        THE CHARISMATIC COLT HAS BEEN 'HOPPING' INTO VICTORY
        MORE TIMES THAN THE EASTER BUNNY MAKES HOUSE CALLS
                                              :oie_30232359NUVsTmH4:

                                  :rhrse:   VENUE:  BELMONT PARK    :rhrse:
                   
THE DECISION WAS SO EASY
OF WHERE TO RUN THIS DAY
TIZ BACK AT BELMONT PARK
TO ''RUN HAPPY''  SATURDAY

JULY 4TH CELEBRATIONS
FIRECRACKERS IN THE AIR
BUT WILL WE RUN AS WELL
AS THE HORSES WHO RUN THERE!

                     :rhrse:   FEATURE EVENT:  FIRECRACKER OR FIREFIZZLE?    :rhrse:

     WHO WILL LIGHT UP THE TOTE BOARD WITH FIRECRACKER FIGURES   :celebrate:
          WHO WILL FIZZLE AND BURN UP IN THE CAT OR DOG HOUSE?         :-\                               
   
            :lightbulb:  POST TIMES:  1:15 ET -- 12:15 CT -- 11:15 MT -- 10:15 PT   :lightbulb:     
         
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL OON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & SEE = DQ                           
                 :banghead:
               
             
                                                 
                           

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                                               :forruffian:

DEPRESSION AND SORROW   :'(
     CAN FIND NO RELIEF
     APOLOGIES I OFFER
WITH RESULTS BEING BRIEF

  LOSING A LOVED ONE   :'(
BE IT  FOUR LEGS OR TWO
LEAVES A HEART BROKEN
 I'VE LOST MY PRECIOUS ''Q'' 
        :puppykisses:

                 :'(  GRIEF = THE PRICE WE PAY FOR LOVE   :'(

                          $$$$$ ORDER OF FINISH  $$$$$
                        REPORT $$ ERRORS TO RUFFIAN @
                                RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

BLUNNY = $77    :celebrate:

RUFFIAN =  $62

REAL QUIET = $54.10

TIGER DANCER = $53.40

               ALSO RAN

{{DC}}  THUNDER CAT = $47.30

ROAMIN = $36.60

DUSTY = $29

CRUZAN = $27.60

POST TIME MIKE = $20.60

SCRATCHES:  BRI, RAVEN, CATALINA

                         
                                         
             
                                         =^,,^=

               
             
                                                 
                           

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                                           :forruffian:
                                      CONGRATS TO DUSTY   :celebrate:
                PREVAILING WITH CONFIDENCE ~ COURAGE & CHARISMA

                              :rhrse:  VENUE CHOICE: MOUNTAINEER   :rhrse:

                                   FEATURE EVENT: ROCKY MOUNTAIN-EER HIGH
                                           
                                         AND BOTS: BATTLE OF THE SEXES

              :lightbulb:  POST TIMES: 7 PM ET-- 6 PM CT -- 5 PM MT -- 4 PM PT   :lightbulb:

                                             $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

                 DEDICATED TO REMAINING IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE IS
            THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY WITH THE ENERGIZER CALCULATOR
              TO BRING THE DAY'S EVENTS & RESOUNDING RESULTS

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRR, THEN SEE = DQ   :banghead:

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY: 6/27 = CHURCHILL DOWNS + OHIO DERBY
« on: June 25, 2020, 09:41:48 AM »
                              :forruffian:

                    CONGRATS TO THUNDER CAT    :celebrate:
    THE DETERMINED FIERCE FILLY PASSING REAL QUIET
             IN THE FINAL FURLONGS TO WIN EASILY

         :rhrse:   VENUE: CHURCHILL DOWNS & OHIO DERBY {Thistledown R8}    :rhrse:

                           PLEASE POST OHIO DERBY PIX FOLLOWING CD ENTRY

                           FEATURE EVENT: FOREVER & BEYOND   :puppykisses:   
 

              :lightbulb:  POST TIMES:  1 PM ET -- NOON CT -- 11 AM MT -- 10 AM PT   :lightbulb:

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & SEE = DQ
                :banghead:

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Handicapping / 2019 MEOW MIX AWARDS!
« on: June 22, 2020, 12:30:26 PM »
     Once Upon A Time ....
An Idea Formed in the Mind
  Of A Frisky Feisty Feline
   The Kind U Rarely Find

Because Of Her Love Of  Horses
She Created A Game To Play
  They Came From Far & Wide
      To See If It Would Pay

Some Came And Ran And Conquered
       Some Went Away In Tears
    So Now We Will Acknowledge
       The Winners Of The Year

 ~  ~  ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~  ~  ~  ~  ~  ~  ~  ~ 

GOOD EVENING & WELCOME TO THE 2019 MEOW MIX AWARDS
           HONORING THE BEST OF THE BEST -- AS WELL AS
SOME INTERESTING OTHER BOLDLY BIZARRE 'CAT-A-GORYS'

          THE AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA IS COMING TO YOU
                          FROM THE ENCHANTED FOREST
CELEBRATING OUR THEME OF THE YEAR: FAERY-TALE-FANTASY

ALL 'PRESENTERS' MAY MEOW, BARK, CHIRP, GROWL, SQUEAK
     HOWL, HOOT, WHINNY, QUACK, BUT NO 'HUMAN-SPEAK'
         TRANSLATORS WILL BE ON STAND-BY IF NEEDED
                 FOR SOME NOT AS VOCAL AS OTHERS   
       
                 
NOW PLEASE GIVE A RESOUNDING WELCOME TO OUR MC's                             
         THE 3 LITTLE KITTENS = TOM, MITTENS & MOPPET
                                       :forruffian:
             
 ''O THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE STANDING OVATION & PURRRS
   
WITHOUT FURTHER QUIRKY COMMENTARY
    PLEASE TURN YOUR ATTENTION TO
THE SILVER STUDDED SPARKLE CARPET
 WHICH MAY DULL IN COMPARISON TO
THE SPARKLING STARS OF THE 2019 SEASON .... 
           
                 PLEASE WELCOME OUR SHINING STARS OF 2019
                 LEADING THE PURRRFOUND PURRRCESSION ARE
                 OUR CO-REIGNING 2018 HORSE OF THE YEAR ~                                       
           CATALINA  {2014 HOTY } & BLUNNY aka: Energizer-Bunny                                                       

TIGER DANCER  {2017 CO-HOTY}                                                         
RUFFIAN ~  aka "The Cheetah"  {2016 HOTY}                                             
DUSTY  {2010 HOTY + 2017 CO-HOTY}                                   
REAL QUIET   {2015 HOTY}                                                                           
POST TIME MIKE                                                                               
PEEPTOAD                                                                                                 
RAVEN                                                                                                   
THUNDER CAT                                                                                       
CRUZAN                                                                                                   
ROAMIN                                                                                                             
BRI = Welcoming Our New Arrival Filly With Wondrous Whinnies

          WE NOW BEGIN OUR AWESOME MEOW MIX AWARDS PRESENTATIONS   :celebrate:
                                               :forruffian:

         :lightbulb:  PRESENTING THE ''DISTORTED HUMOR AWARD''   :lightbulb:
            ALADDIN & HIS MAGIC LAMP WITH GENIE WAITING WITHIN
                          IN A PUFF OF SENSATIONAL SMOKE,
                        GENIE HAS EMERGED FROM THE LAMP,
                    TAKING COMMAND OF THE PRESENTATION

            ''THE DISTORTED HUMOR AWARD IS EXACTLY WHAT THE NAME IMPLIES
                                     'HUMOR' IS 'SUBJECTIVE'
       AND WHAT SOME MAY FIND HILARIOUSLY BELLY-ROLLIN FUNNY
                OTHERS MAY NOT 'GET IT' OR NOT CONSIDER HUMOROUS

                           WE HAVE 2 HONOREES FOR THIS AWARD
  BECAUSE EACH  BRING A DIFFERENT 'FLAVOR' OF DISTORTED HUMOR
                        PLEASE GIVE A RESOUNDING APPLAUSE,
   FOR OUR 2 'DISTORTED HUMOR'  AFICIONADOS:    TIGER DANCER & RUFFIAN       

TIGER DANCER FOR HER SPOOKTACULAR & TURKEY TROT         
 RUFFIAN FOR HER IMAGINATIVE, CREATIVE RACE CALLS''

                          THANK YOU SIR GENIE & ALADDIN

          :lightbulb:    ''OUR NEXT AWARD IS THE ''LOST IN THE FOG''    :lightbulb:
                         
 THIS AWARD CAN EITHER DESIGNATE A WIN WITH THE LOWEST $$$ EARNED ~
       OR ARRIVING AT THE STARTING GATE TOO LATE TO ENTER -&- GETS D.Q.

                     TO PRESENT THE 'LOST IN THE FOG' AWARD                           
             PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE, HANSEL & GRETEL
           WHO KNOW A  LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT BEING LOST!                         

          ''THE AWARD THIS YEAR WAS A PHOTO FINISH DECIDED BY $.20         :OMG:
       HONORABLE MENTION GOES TO:   BLUNNY ~ WINNING WITH $46.20     
       
                                THE LOST IN THE FOG WINNER:
            ***  REPEAT 2018 WINNER = THUNDER CAT WITH $46  ***                                   

                    :lightbulb:   OUR NEXT AWARD IS:  ''THE PRECIOUS''     :lightbulb:
                                               
                 'ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL'  IS A BIT DIFFERENT HERE
   
                   ''THE PRECIOUS'' = THE 'RING BEARER' IS BASED ON
                                 THE FINAL TOP 4 IN A CONTEST:
       #1 BRIDE / #2 BRIDESMAID / #3 BODACIOUS BOUQUET  / #4 RING BEARER
             ''RING BEARER'' RELATES TO FRODO / LOTR / GOLLUM     :evil:         

       HERE TO PRESENT THE AWARD, PLEASE WELCOME THE FROG PRINCE

          'HONORABLE MENTION GOES TO 3X WINNER:  BLUNNY WITH 15 RINGS
    *** WITH JUST ONE MORE GOLDEN RING, THE WINNER IS: THUNDER CAT''    ***

       :lightbulb:  THE NEXT AWARD IS THE ''CAT HOUSE CATNIP'' KEY   :lightbulb:   
                                               :forruffian:
                       
   ENDING UP IN THE CAT HOUSE MEANS ---> LAST PLACE FILLY    :OMG:
              WHY THIS IS AN 'AWARD GETTER' IS BEYOND ME!
 
                                  OF COURSE THE INCENTIVE IS
 A BATCH OF FRESH CATNIP ~  MEOW MIX + ANCHOVY BUFFET ~ AND BEST OF ALL
               THE CHIPPENDALES ~ THE DANCERS = NOT THE RODENTS!
                                                :happy:

                       HONORABLE {?}  MENTIONS:  DUSTY = 13   
   
                        BUT ONCE AGAIN THE CAT HOUSE QUEEN --
 WITH 20 TRIPS TO THE COSMOPOLITAN ~ CHARISMATIC ~  CHARMING CAT HOUSE

                                            *** RUFFIAN ***
                              WHO APPARENTLY NOW -&- THEN
     LETS HER ''INNER-CHEETAH'' REMAIN BACK AT THE BARN TO SNOOZE    :mallet:
                                       

    :lightbulb:   OUR NEXT AWARD IS THE COUNTERPART TO THE CAT HOUSE:   :lightbulb:
                              OF COURSE ===>  THE DOG HOUSE KEY
                                                 :puppykisses:
                             
              PLEASE GIVE A 'HOWLING' HELLACIOUS WELCOME TO
                                        THE BIG-BAD-WOLF                                                 

''THIS YEAR THE DOG HOUSE KEY WAS STOLEN FROM THE START AS IT   
   WAS CRUZAN RUNNING AWAY WITH IT AN IMPRESSIVE 24 KEYS!'' 
                                              :OMG:
FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW!  THIS COLT IS OBSESSED WITH EITHER       
          THE MILK-BONE BISCUITS OR THE VEGAS SHOW GIRLS?     
                                                  :happy:

              :lightbulb:   THE NEXT AWARD IS THE GOLDEN GOOSE EGG    :lightbulb:

IT'S A BIT DIFFICULT TO CALL THIS AN 'HONOR' BECAUSE
THE 'CHALLENGE' OF WINNING THIS YEAR END AWARD 
MEANS THE RECIPIENT MUST RUN AN ENTIRE DAY AND
RETURN TO THE BARN WITH $0 ~ NADA ~ EMPTY PURSE   :'(                       

                             HERE TO PRESENT THE GOLDEN GOOSE EGG
                         IS NONE OTHER THAN MOTHER GOOSE HERSELF
LEAVING HER COZY GOOSE EGG NEST TO HONOR US WITH HER QUACKAGOODLES!         

                                   ''QUACK QUACK QUACK! 
                 THE HONORABLE MENTION GOES TO RUFFIAN
    WITH  2 GOLDEN GOOSE EGGS IN HER FINELY FEATHERED NEST  ~   ~  ~

       THE WINNER, WITH JUST ONE MORE GOOSE EGG IS CRUZAN WITH 3 "       
 
             :lightbulb:   OUR NEXT AWARD IS THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET      :lightbulb:

            AS THE BRIDE IS #1,   THE BRIDESMAID OR BRIDESMAN IS #2                 
     THE #3 FINISHER MORE OFTEN THAN ANY OTHERS, IS THE RECIPIENT       
                            OF THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET AWARD                             

                   PRESENTING THIS HONOR IS MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY
              WHO LEFT  HER GLORIOUS GARDEN TO BE HERE TODAY WITH US   

    HONORABLE MENTION IS SHARED BY RUFFIAN & DUSTY WITH 12 EACH

        AND CATCHING THE BOUQUET A LUCKY #13 TIMES IS:  THUNDER CAT"
                                   

            :lightbulb:   THE NEXT AWARD IS CALLED THE 'BRIDESMAID'    :lightbulb:
                    WHICH DOES NOT NECESSARILY IMPLY 'GENDER' AT ALL
                            IT REPRESENTS THE ABILITY TO FINISH 2nd 
                 MORE TIMES THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE COMPETITION ~                 

HERE TO PRESENT THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY PLEASE WELCOME
 THE 2 STEP SISTERS WHO ALWAYS FINISH 2nd TO CINDERELLA!                   
                              BRUNHILDA & DRIZELLA                                                   
     
   FINISHING #2 AS #2 BRIDESMAID  WITH #12 ~ TIGER DANCER             
AND PLAYING THE BRIDESMAID A LUCKY #13 TIMES = THUNDER CAT         
   
                          * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

                  WE WILL NOW TAKE A BRIEF BREAK               
                       TO GRAB SNAX AND STRETCH ......
          LEGS, WINGS, EARS, TAILS, PAWS, CLAWS,
          AND ANYTHING ELSE NEEDING A STRETCH   

                                         WELCOME BACK

        :lightbulb:    OUR NEXT AWARD IS --> THE ''FROSTED WHISKER''    :lightbulb:
                   
TO WIN THIS PRESTIGIOUS TROPHY ALSO MEANS DISAPPOINTMENT
      SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS: 'FRUSTRATION FIASCO'

     IT IS GIVEN TO ALL WHO RUN FOR THE ELUSIVE 3-PEAT
        BUT FAIL TO GAIN THE GLORY IN THE FINAL EFFORT   :banghead:

   A MIXED BAG OF SPARKLING ACHIEVEMENT FOLLOWED BY
A LET DOWN ENOUGH TO FROST ANYONE'S WHISKERS FOR SURE!   :'(

                  HERE TO PRESENT THIS AWARD IS ---> JACK FROST     
 
"THIS SEASON BROUGHT A SPECTACULAR SHOW OF TALENT
    WITH 7 AMAZING RUNNERS ATTEMPTING 3-PEAT GLORY
                 ONLY TO COME UP A WHISKER SHORT ~ ~ ~

         WITH #1 WHISKER EACH:    TIGER DANCER, BLUNNY, CRUZAN ~ ~ ~               
                       
                         WITH 2 AWESOME ATTEMPTS AT HISTORY:     
                   RUFFIAN, ROAMIN, PEEPTOAD AND THUNDER CAT "


   :lightbulb:   THE NEXT AWARD HONORS THE EXCEPTIONAL RACE HORSE    :lightbulb:
                  WHO WE LOST IN A TRAGIC TRACK ACCIDENT, WAY TOO SOON
                                       THE  ''CAIXA ELETRONICA''   
                         
       $$$$$  AN AWARD FOR EARNING THE MOST MONEY IN A SINGLE DAY  $$$$$
                             
   HERE TO PRESENT THIS AWARD:   PLEASE GIVE A  ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR
                                  THE ONE -&- ONLY TOOTH FAERY!

                             "THANK YOU SO MUCH LITTLE KITTENS ~
                        IT IS QUITE DIFFERENT BEING HERE IN PERSON
           BECAUSE THE  RECIPIENTS OF MY GIFTS ARE ALWAYS ASLEEP!       
               
THE WINNER OF THIS AWARD WILL BE RECEIVING 1 TOOTH FOR EVERY DOLLAR
                     WON IN THE PRESTIGIOUS PURSE THAT 1 DAY
THAT CAN BE TURNED IN FOR $1 PER TOOTH AT THE LOCAL FAERY-BANK               
                     AS WELL AS THE CAIXA ELETRONICA TROPHY       

THE IMPRESSIVE WINNER THIS YEAR HAS BROKEN THE ALL TIME $$$
                  PREVIOUSLY HELD BY CATALINA WITH $291       
                           
WITH AN INCREDIBLE TOTAL OF $366.40 ON ONE DRAMATIC DAY ~    :OMG:                 
                       366 TEETH WILL GO TO:       TIGER DANCER"
                                             
 
        :lightbulb:    OUR NEXT AWARD IS B.O.T.S. = BATTLE OF THE SEXES    :lightbulb:
                                        FILLYS  -VS-  COLTS                                             
                                             :raspberry:

                      HERE TO PRESENT THE BOTS TROPHY
                     PLEASE WELCOME BEAUTY & THE BEAST     
 
RUNNER UP WITH 5 BOTS VICTORIES:  TIGER DANCER
                   WINNING THE AWARD FOR COLTS GLORY WITH 7:  ROAMIN

           :lightbulb:  OUR NEXT AWARD IS: ~THE MIDWEEK MAYHEM TROPHY~  :lightbulb:
               
                        PRESENTING THE AWARD HONORING ''HUMP DAY''                   
                                  PLEASE WELCOME THE 3 LITTLE PIGS
            WHO ALWAYS MANAGE TO CREATE SOME FORM OF 'MAYHEM'
                                    AND NOT JUST ON HUMP DAY                                       

          "THIS YEAR'S MAYHEM WAS A RUNAWAY DISPLAY OF SUPERIORITY             
            ROAMIN RUNNING WITH AN IMPRESSIVE 12 VICTORY GALLOPS
               AS RUNNER UP RUFFIAN, COULD ONLY MANAGE WINNING 6 ''           

         :lightbulb:   THE NEXT AWARD IS SUPURR SATURDAY CHAMPION    :lightbulb:

HERE TO PRESENT THE AUSPICIOUS AWARD  ~ PLEASE WELCOME SLEEPING BEAUTY
              WHO NOW HAS AWAKENED FROM  ONLY DREAMING OF VICTORY
                    BUT IS DELIGHTED TO AWARD THE ACTUAL RECIPIENT     

          "THE RUNNER UP WITH 7 SUPURR SATURDAY WINS IS = DUSTY       

           AND WITH 9 SUPURR SATURDAY VICTORY GALLOPS = RUFFIAN
                 WHOSE 'INNER-CHEETAH' PREVAILED IMPRESSIVELY"
                                              :forruffian:

            :lightbulb:   OUR NEXT AWARD IS THE YO-YO-MAMA // YO-YO-DUDE  :lightbulb:

   FOR A FILLY IT IS THE YO-YO-MAMA ~ FOR A COLT IT IS THE YO-YO-DUDE
       YO-YO = WINNING THEN LAST ~ OR ~ LAST THEN WINNING LIKE  A YO-YO
           
       PRESENTING THIS DOUBLE AWARD IS RAPUNZEL WHO IS VERY USED TO     
             LETTING HER HAIR GO UP & DOWN, UP & DOWN LIKE A YO-YO

           "WITH 4 YO-YO'S EACH,     RUFFIAN IS THE 2019 YO-YO-MAMA
                              CRUZAN IS THE 2019 YO-YO-DUDE"

                WE WILL NOW TAKE A SHORT BREAK FOR REFRESHMENTS
   BEFORE PRESENTING THE FINAL FANTASTIC SUPURR 7 AWARDS OF THE YEAR

                   WELCOME BACK FROM REFRESHMENTS & STRETCHING
                        LIMBS, LEGS, PAWS, CLAWS, FEATHERS, WINGS

                           OUR NEXT VERY PRESTIGIOUS AWARD IS ~
          :lightbulb: THE CRAFTY PROSPECTOR:  MOST $$$ EARNED IN A YEAR

                  PRESENTING THIS HIGHLY REGARDED AWARD ~
            PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE,  THE LEPRECHAUN
                              BUT ~ INSTEAD OF APPLAUSE
   THE SOUND OF JINGLING COINS WOULD MAKE HIM FEEL AT HOME! "    ;)

                              "AH YES, TIZ TRUE, KITTENS ~
           THE SOUND OF MONEY ALWAYS MAKES ME GLEEFUL!
   
            THE HONORARY MENTION GOES TO: ROAMIN  {$1253.10}
                      THE RUNNER UP HONORS TO: TIGER DANCER { $1288}                       

    BUT THE GRAND CHAMPION SHAKIN HER 'MONEY-MAKER' IS = RUFFIAN
                    WITH A GLORIOUS BANK ROLL OF: $1536.60 "     :OMG:

                        ''BEFORE WE GET TO THE TOP 4 AWARDS ....
WE WOULD LIKE TO BESTOW AN ADDITIONAL'SPECIAL SERVICE APPRECIATION AWARD' TO
                                           ~TIGER DANCER~
                                                     :girlkiss:
FOR HER EXCEPTIONAL DEDICATION, DETERMINATION & EXHAUSTING HOURS OF RESEARCH
         TO PROVIDE OUTRAGEOUS, OUTSTANDINGLY CLEVER & WITTY GRAPHICS
                                 TO THE RACE RESULTS EVERY WEEK
        THAT TURNS  RACE CALLS INTO EXTRAORDINARY MAGICAL EVENTS
                                    :oie_30232359NUVsTmH4:           

                    ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~   ~

     :celebrate:   NOW ON TO THE TOP 4 AWARDS OF THE EVENING   :celebrate:

        :lightbulb:  "OUR NEXT AWARD IS:  THE 'FILLY OF THE YEAR'   :lightbulb:

                 HERE TO PRESENT THE "FLAMBOYANT FILLY OF THE YEAR''

PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO ONE WHO HAS LIVED THE DREAM
                OF BEING AT THE BOTTOM OF HAPPINESS
                   TO RISE TO THE TOP OF JUBILANT JOY 
                                    CINDERELLA! "

                             ''THANK YOU KITTENS ~
FOR A STANDING OVATION & SUCH A HEART HAPPY WELCOME!
  THE JOURNEY FROM NOTHING TO EVERYTHING WAS DIFFICULT
BUT THE MEMORIES OF NOTHING QUICKLY FADE INTO SHEER JOY!

THIS PRESTIGIOUS AWARD IS BASED UPON ACCOMPLISHMENTS
               * HONORARY MENTION GOES TO THUNDER CAT

                      :celebrate: OUR 2019 FILLY OF THE YEAR   :celebrate:
                                       ***  R U F F I A N  *** 

* SUPURR SATURDAY CHAMPION
* CRAFTY PROSPECTOR
* 2 FROSTED WHISKERS
* #2 BODACIOUS BOUQUET
* #3 CAIXA ELETRONICA

  :lightbulb:    ''THE NEXT AWARD IS FOR: THE 'COGENT COLT OF THE YEAR'   :lightbulb:

           WE ARE WAITING PATIENTLY FOR THE ARRIVAL OF OUR NEXT PRESENTER
        WHO HAD TO TRAVERSE A LONG JOURNEY FROM THE TOP OF A BEANSTALK,
                             WHILE NOT BEING CAPTURED BY THE GIANT
                                                    :OMG:

                         PLEASE GIVE A ROUSING WELCOME TO JACK "

                             "THANK YOU SO MUCH, KITTENS ~
I WAS APPREHENSIVE THAT I MAY NOT MAKE IT HERE AT ALL WITH
FEELING THE GIANT'S HOT BREATH RIGHT BEHIND ME THE WHOLE WAY
     
         I AM SO HONORED TO PRESENT THIS AWARD TO THE COLT WHO
            HAS ACCOMPLISHED MORE THAN ANY OTHER THIS SEASON
                                2019 COLT OF THE YEAR   :celebrate:
                                    ***  R O A M I N  *** 

* MIDWEEK MAYHEM CHAMPION
* B O T S   CHAMPION
   *** 3 PEAT ***

           " WE LIKE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE BEST RACE CALLS OF THE YEAR
                     TIGER DANCER FOR: SPOOKTACULAR & TURKEY TROT
               RUFFIAN: WEEKLY RACE CALLS & MEOW MIX AWARDS SHOW

     :lightbulb:   "OUR NEXT AWARD IS :   ~ THE RACE OF THE YEAR ~"   :lightbulb:
 
               PRESENTING THIS AWARD ARE 2 WHO DEFINITELY CAN RELATE
                                TO WINNING OR LOSING A RACE!
                                      THE TORTOISE & THE HARE

    "THANK YOU KITTENS, WE ARE PROUD TO PRESENT THIS AWARD
AS WE PATIENTLY WAIT FOR THE TORTOISE TO GRADUALLY ARRIVE!

                         WE HAVE A 3-PEAT CO-HONOREES THIS YEAR
AS ALL 3 RECIPIENTS  ARE MORE THAN WORTHY OF THIS PRESTIGIOUS AWARD

DUSTY ===>   3~PEAT {SS 1/26}
                       ROAMIN   ===>   3~PEAT {MM 10/9}
TIGER DANCER  ===> ALL TIME CAIXA ELETRONICA = $336.40  {2/16}
                   
                            *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  *  * 
     
              " WE NOW COME TO THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE EVENING   :celebrate:
              THE HIGHEST HONOR OF ACHIEVEMENT FOR THE YEAR
           :lightbulb:    ~ HORSE OF THE YEAR AWARD ~     :lightbulb:

               HERE TO PRESENT THIS MOST PRESTIGIOUS AWARD
          SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT ''FLYING HIGH''
     TO SOAR ABOVE THE REST WITH CONFIDENCE & DETERMINATION,
     IN SPITE OF THREATENING WIND GUSTS OR STORMY INTERFERENCE

               PLEASE GIVE A RESOUNDING WARM WELCOME TO: PEGASUS
 
                              " THANK YOU SO MUCH KITTENS `
      IT IS INDEED AN HONOR BEING INVITED HERE THIS EVENING
             TO PRESENT THE HIGHEST AWARD OF THE YEAR                   

SOMETIMES THERE IS MORE THAN ONE WORTHY RECIPIENT
            AS WE HAVE SEEN IN A FEW PREVIOUS YEARS
                    AND ONCE AGAIN THIS 2019 SEASON
  HAS GIVEN US A DYNAMIC DUO OF ACCOMPLISHMENT
             EACH WORTHY OF HORSE OF THE YEAR

         WITH AWESOME ADMIRATION I AM PLEASED TO PRESENT CO-HOTY   :celebrate:
                                           RUFFIAN & ROAMIN

             RUFFIAN
SUPURR SATURDAY CHAMPION
CRAFTY PROSPECTOR $$$
FILLY OF THE YEAR
2 FROSTED WHISKERS
#2 BODACIOUS BOUQUET
#3 CAIXA ELETRONICA

             ROAMIN
MIDWEEK MAYHEM CHAMPION
B O T S   CHAMPION
COLT OF THE YEAR
3~ PEAT

           WE NOW COME TO THE END OF OUR 2019 MEOW MIX AWARDS
        HOPING WE HAVE GIVEN ALL OF YOU SOME HEART HAPPY HIGHS
        AS THESE MAGNIFICENT WINNERS HAVE GIVEN TO US ALL YEAR

        WISHING EVERYONE A HAPPY 'MEW' YEAR UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN
                    FOR THE 2020 MEOW MIX AWARDS CELEBRATION
                                                 :forruffian:

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM 6/24 + ***RESULTS*** @ GULFSTREAM PARK
« on: June 22, 2020, 10:28:16 AM »
                                                     :forruffian:

CONGRATS TO ROAMIN WINNING BOTS GLORY FOR THE COLTS   :celebrate:

                        :rhrse:   VENUE CHOICE: GULFSTREAM PARK    :rhrse:

         :lightbulb:  POST TIMES: 12 PM ET -- 11 AM CT -- 10 AM MT -- 9 AM PT   :lightbulb:

                                         $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

    WALLOWING AMIDST DOG BISCUITS IS BLUNNY
WHO IF ABLE, WILL PRESENT THE RACE CALL RESULTS

IF NOT, THEN RUFFIAN WILL PURRR IN TO TAKE OVER

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN S0RRY
TO ERR THEN SEE =  DQ   :banghead:

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY: 6/20 *** RESULTS *** @ BELMONT PARK
« on: June 21, 2020, 11:37:31 AM »
                                               :forruffian:

                        DUE TO EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCE
            AKA = DEVASTATING HEARTBREAK ~ GRIEF + TEARS ~  :'(
                           NO INITIATIVE TO CREATE OR TYPE   

                               THERE IS NO RACE CALL TODAY

         :lightbulb:  THE ORDER OF FINISH IS AS FOLLOWS   :lightbulb:
                 IF THERE ARE ERRORS PLEASE EMAIL ME
                          RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

                          * DISCLAIMER:  IN MY STATE OF MIND
                 IF ALL TOTALS ARE CORRECT I'D BE SURPRISED  :-\

         :lightbulb:   THE QRFLUFFL MEMORIAL STAKES    :lightbulb:
                            :girlkiss:   :puppykisses:   :'(

THUNDER CAT = $62.20   :celebrate:
* FOLLOWED RQ AROUND THE TRACK TILL FINAL FURLONG

REAL QUIET $58
* LED FROM THE START, CAUGHT AT THE WIRE  :banghead:

ROAMIN = $48.50
* CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET    :)

RUFFIAN = $42.90
* STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS'   :evil:
WHEN AT THE SHIRE, WILL ASK GANDALF TO FIND HER A ''QE-2''

                                        $$$   ALSO RAN   $$$

RAVEN = $36.20

TIGER DANCER = $35.10

BLUNNY = $28.10

{{DC}} DUSTY = $23.90

POST TIME MIKE = $20.50

CRUZAN = $14.80

SCRATCHES:  BRI ~ CATALINA

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: *RESULTS* 6/17 @ DELAWARE PARK
« on: June 15, 2020, 09:39:32 AM »
                                :forruffian:


                      CONGRATS TO THE 'DUSTY ONE'   :celebrate:
                   WINNING MM AND SS IN SAME WEEK
   REMINDING HER LOYAL FANS OF HOW SHE WAS 2010 HOTY

                     :rhrse:   VENUE CHOICE: DELAWARE PARK    :rhrse:

         :lightbulb:    FEATURE EVENT: BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES    :lightbulb:
        FRISKY  FIERCE FILLYS VS: CONTENTIOUS CANTANKEROUS COLTS
                                                      :raspberry:

            :rhrse:   POST TIMES 1:15 ET - 12:15 CT - 11:15 MT - 10:15 PT    :rhrse:

                                        $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$
   
       IN THE CAT HOUSE IS BRI CONFIDENT WITH CATNIP + CALCULATOR
                   IF SHE IS UNABLE TO PRESENT THE DAY'S EVENTS
                         THEN THE RUFF ONE SHALL ROAR IN TO HELP

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & SEE = DQ
                   :banghead:



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                                                   :forruffian:

                                   SUPURR SATURDAY RESULTS

        AS YOU MAY HAVE SEEN IF YOU READ MM RESULTS LAST WEEK
                             '' DUE TO A PERSONAL  EMERGENCY
        MY PRECIOUS POMERANIAN {QRFUFFL} IS IN THE HOSPITAL   :puppykisses:
                       SHE MAY NEVER RETURN TO MY ARMS                                         
                                                    :girlkiss:

                           THERE WILL BE NO RACE CALL TODAY ''

                        ALTHOUGH NOBODY BOTHERED TO REPLY
             I MUST PRESUME ALL PLAYERS READ THE MM RESULTS
    {DUSTY IN THE PENTHOUSE   :celebrate: + BRI IN THE CAT HOUSE  :banghead: }

                      THE SITUATION HAS NOT CHANGED MUCH EXCEPT
                QRFLUFFL  HAS RETURNED HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL   :)   :hug:   :thumbsup:
             BUT IS STILL ON A FEEDING / MED TUBE FROM NECK TO STOMACH...   :-\
                                 BUT AT LEAST BACK IN MY ARMS   :puppykisses: 

                      THEREFORE ONCE AGAIN I MUST DECLINE DOING A RACE CALL
                       AS SHE  IS MY PRIORITY OF COURSE AND MY TIME IS HER'S

                                           SO HERE ARE THE RESULTS
                  PLEASE EMAIL ANY $$$ ERRORS => RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

   :lightbulb:  ERRORS VERY POSSIBLE WITH MY MENTAL / EMOTIONAL STATE NOW   :lightbulb:

                           $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

DUSTY = $93.40   :celebrate:

THUNDER CAT = $81.70   :thumbsup:

BLUNNY = $63.20     :)

ROAMIN = $62    :evil:
       
    ALSO RAN

RUFFIAN = $56.60

CATALINA = $54.40

CRUZAN = $49.80

REAL QUIET = $39.90

{{ CO-DC}} BRI = $35.60
{{ CO-DC}} TIGER DANCER = $26.40

POST TIME MIKE = $16.60
DOG HOUSE  :puppykisses:  AWAITS WITH MILK BONE BISCUITS + VEGAS DANCERS

                             

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM: RESULTS = 6/10 {LONE STAR}
« on: June 11, 2020, 10:35:08 AM »
                                              :forruffian:

                              DUE TO A PERSONAL  EMERGENCY
         MY PRECIOUS POMERANIAN {QRFUFFL} IN THE HOSPITAL 
                   SHE MAY NEVER RETURN TO MY ARMS
                                          :puppykisses:

                       THERE WILL BE NO RACE CALL TODAY

                     :lightbulb:  RESULTS ARE AS FOLLOWS
                      $$$ OBJECTIONS REPORT TO MY EMAIL
                                 RUFFIAN333@webtvl.net

DUSTY = $76.20

ROAMIN $69.40

CATALINA = $59.20

RUFFIAN $58.20

{{DC}} BLUNNY = $49.60

TIGER DANCER == $33.80

BRI = $6.60 = CAT HOUSE CALCULATOR

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY: 6/13 = CHURCHILL DOWNS + BELMONT R9
« on: June 11, 2020, 10:04:02 AM »
                                                      :forruffian:
         CONGRATS TO OUR DUAL WINNERS: TIGER DANCER + BRI   :celebrate:   :celebrate:
                                NOW + THEN,  OBJECTIONS ARE VALIDATED
                                     THUS THE RESULT IS SHARED GLORY
                                                         :thumbsup:
     
              :rhrse: VENUE:  CHURCHILL DOWNS + R9 BELMONT {OGDEN PHIPPS S}   :rhrse:
                        ***  PLEASE POST BELMONT R9 FOLLOWING YOUR MAIN CD PIX

              TODAY IS JUNE 13 = THE NUMBER #13 IS VIEWED BY SOME AS UNLUCKY   :evil:
                                VIEWED BY OTHERS AS A FAVORITE NUMBER {MOI}   :thumbsup:

                                  :lightbulb:  THEREFORE OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE   :lightbulb:
                                                  #13: LUCKY OR NOT

                 :lightbulb:    POST TIMES: 1 PM ET -- NOON CT -- 11 AM MT -- 10 AM PT     :lightbulb:

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR + SEE = DQ
        :banghead:

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 6/10 @ LONE STAR PARK
« on: June 07, 2020, 01:43:10 PM »
                                             :forruffian:

                CONGRATS TO THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'    :celebrate:
HOPPING AWAY IMPRESSIVELY LEAVING THE REST FAR BEHIND

        :rhrse:   VENUE CHOICE: LONE STAR PARK    :rhrse:
                   
 The prairie sky - is wide and high. Deep in the heart of Texas
The Sage in bloom - is like perfume. Deep in the heart of Texas
    Reminds me of - the one I love. Deep in the heart of Texas
    The cowboys cry - ki-yip-pie-yi. Deep in the heart of Texas
                                         
                                  :lightbulb:   FEATURE EVENT    :lightbulb:
                                  THE TEXAS-4 STEP STAKES
                    {The '2-Step' Is Done By Humans:   '4-Step' By Horses}               

       :lightbulb:  POST TIMES:  2:35 ET ~ 1:35 CT ~ 12:35 MT ~ 11:35 PT   :lightbulb:
             
                                      $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$     
                         
IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE IS CRUZAN
IF HE IS UNABLE TO CALCULATE
THE 'RUFF ONE' SHALL ROAR IN
   TO BRING YOU UP TO DATE                       
                     
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRR THEN SEE = DQ                         
                  :banghead:

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