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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 11/25 @ GULFSTREAM PARK WEST
« on: November 23, 2020, 08:16:41 AM »
                                              :forruffian:

                                      CONGRATS TO CATALINA    :celebrate:
                       THE FLAMBOYANT FILLY IS HOT TO TROT LATELY
                                       WINNING IN BOTH MM AND SS

              :rhrse:     VENUE CHOICE = GULFSTREAM PARK WEST   :rhrse:

                  :lightbulb: POST TIMES = 12:35 ET—11:35 CT—10:35 MT—9:35 PT  :lightbulb:

                                            FEATURE EVENT
                                    ANNUAL TURKEY 🦃 TROT
                                     GOBBLE GOBBLE STAKES

     :lightbulb: SPECIAL TURKEY 🦃 TROT RESULTS BY TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃  :lightbulb:

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
ALWAYS WISE TO READ THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY 😐
THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ
                :banghead:

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY 10/21 *** RESULTS *** (Woodbine)
« on: November 22, 2020, 12:28:04 PM »

                                                :forruffian:

Happy Birthday 🎂 To Diamond 💎
  She’s  5 Months Old Today
Time Flies By O’ So Quickly
When All Ya Do Is Just Play 🐕 
           :puppykisses:

With Roamin Missing In Action
We are all concerned 😧 that is true
I’ve tried reaching out in emails
But no replies yet  have come through 😔

Catalina the Defending Champion  👸  :celebrate:
 Will have nine To make her run
Trying to repeat her victory
   Before the Race day is done

The Talented 10 are in the gate
       Ready to run for fame
 But when the wire does arrive
On the toteboard what is  the name?

And Away they go into the turn
A fast trio now leads the way
Ruffian 🐈 ~ Thunder Cat 🐱 and Blunny  🐇
  But is this how they all will stay 🙄

     The answer came rather quickly
At the top of the stretch heard  a ROAR 🐯
    As Catalina just flew on by
Others wishing they could find more 😔

Ruffian let her Cheetah 🐱Run  Loose
     With Speed ~ Power & Fire 🔥
Doing her best to catch Catalina
     With legs refusing to tire!

Thunder Cat stayed right in the mix
An effort that could be a winner...
But when the finish line wire came
 For her  =  NO Victory Dinner 😢

The Raven 🦅 Flying High and Fast
   But not as fast as the Fillys!
He tried his best but in the end
 They just made him look silly 😝

Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 came to the ball
But her Dance  was just not that fast
Dusty and Blunny followed her around
    But at least they were not last

Real Quiet, Cruzan and Post Time Mike
At the back of the pack there they were
        Not a lot of energy today...
   Under Saddles Maybe A Burr?  :-\

Catalina Just Outrunning Ruffian
  For a repeat victory today  🏆
Thunder Cat catching the Flowers 🌺 🌸 🌹
In an awesome Bodacious Bouquet  💐

Raven  🦅 Trying to keep up with them
      But sadly With tiring wings
    Had just enough to visit The Shire
Find Gollum And Steal Back The  Ring  💍

So here is the order of finish
    A Filly  trifecta Today
Repeat victory for the winner
3-peat wishes now are in play

(DC) CATALINA $145.50  🏆  :celebrate:
      Speed, power, determination

RUFFIAN $130.10
     Enough 💰 to win on any other day 😢
           Bridesmaid 👰 Catnip For The Cheetah 🐈

THUNDER CAT 🐱 $126.80
     Excellent Energy Gate To Wire  💐

RAVEN  🦅 $65.10
   NO Match For The Tenacious Trio 😢
             But, Enuff To Steal The Precious  💍

Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 $59.40

Dusty = $46.40

The Energizer Blunny  🐇  $45.60

Real Quiet 🤫 $31.90

Cruzan 🚗 $28.10

Post Time Mike in Ye Ole Dog 🐕 House 🏡 $24.90
  {Apparently The EJW “Crush” Did Little To Help } 😢

To Canada we now say farewell
The trip was lots of fun
Especially for Catalina
Who came to Run and Won 🍾









 

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 11/18 *RESULTS*{Churchill Downs }
« on: November 19, 2020, 11:58:07 AM »
                                               :forruffian:

Tiz Wednesday Again
BOTS Day Is Here
Who Will Run  well
The Answer soon clear

No Roamin or Cruzan
No clue where they be
Only 7 in the gate
A bit sad 😔 to see

It was Tiger Dancer
Most of the way
But nearing the wire
Catalina had her say

Photo finish at the wire
Objections galore
Trainers on the field
Frustration at the core    :banghead:

But when it was over
The photo did show
Catalina at the wire
Via very short nose

Disappointing for Tiger
But that’s how it goes
Perhaps she is hoping
She had a big nose

BOTS goes to the Fillys
Who outnumbered the Boys
With two of them missing
Not helping their cause

So here are the totals
Presuming they’re right
But if there’s an error
Tell Ruffian tonight

(RUFFIAN333@webtv.net)

CATALINA $48.80
Almost a “LOST IN THE FOG”  Contender but not quite 😔

TIGER 🐅 DANCER $35.90
WHERE IS A LONGER NOSE 👃 WHEN YOU NEED ONE  :headshake:

DUSTY $29.50
Catches the Bodacious Bouquet 💐 although a rather skimpy one  :-\

BLUNNY $26.20
Chump change to get him to the shire

{DC} CRUZAN $25.40

RUFFIAN $21.70

THUNDER CAT $14.60
CAT 🐱 HOUSE 🏡 CATNIP AND CALCULATOR 💰

WE NOW BID YOU FAREWELL FROM KENTUCKY
WHERE THE BEAUTIFUL BLUE GRASS GROWS
ALSO A GENTLE MASK 😷 REMINDER
TO COVER YOUR MOUTH AND YOUR NOSE
                        :lightbulb:    :thumbsup:    :lightbulb:







 

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY ~ 11/21 @ WOODBINE
« on: November 19, 2020, 11:22:02 AM »
                                               :forruffian:

                    CONGRATS 🍾 TO CATALINA  🏆  :celebrate:
                 Spectacular + sizzling start to finish

                               :rhrse:    VENUE:  WOODBINE     :rhrse:

              :lightbulb:   POST TIMES ~ 1:25 ET—12:25 CT—11:25 MT—10:25 PT     :lightbulb:

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU  🧠
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY   😐
THEN ERRR + SEE = DQ  😲
       

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY: 11/14 *** RESULTS *** (AQUEDUCT)
« on: November 15, 2020, 03:35:11 PM »
                                    :forruffian:


Good afternoon and welcome to Supurrr  Saturday
                           At Aqueduct Race Track

     Today is National “Loosen Up—Lighten Up” Day

          With the scratches of Raven + Roamin
  We have 9 Runners ready to Loosen Up + Win

The Nifty Nine are in the gate and ready to run
              And Awaaaaaaaaaay They Go!

Catalina and Post Time Mike Leave the rest wondering
If their Gates had malfunctioned seeing the duo in the distance

A trio of speed demons have quickly caught up to the duo in front
                  Ruffian, Tiger 🐅 Dancer & Cruzan

          These five lead the way into the Turn
   as the other four Are slow to find their best stride

              Out Of The Turn They Come
           
      It is now Ruffian  Who has let her Inner Cheetah Loose
                       Taking a short lead over Catalina

Tiger 🐅 Dancer is next Followed by Cruzan + Post Time Mike

Trailing the field in the early going are
Dusty...Real Quiet 🤫... Blunny...  Thunder Cat 🐱

                 They’re at the Top Of The Stretch

It is now Catalina taking complete command of the lead

The Energizer Blunny 🐰 Suddenly awakened and is
hopping quickly overtaking Ruffian - Moving into second

Real Quiet is finding his best stride now
Just a length behind Ruffian 🐈

Defending champ,  Cruzan is right there

It’s another several Lengths back to
Post Time Mike, Tiger 🐅 Dancer, Thunder Cat 🐱 + Dusty

And Down The Stretch They Come

Catalina turning up the heat 🔥 increasing her lead
The “Energizer Blunny”  🐇 Doing his best to catch up
                      ... without much success 😢
Ruffian not doing enough to catch the Bunny 🐰
Defending champ Cruzan is next but...
Not Cruisin Fast Enough to catch the “Cheetah”  🐈

It is several lengths back to Real Quiet 🤫 followed by
Post Time Mike, Tiger 🐅 Dancer, Thunder Cat 🐱 and Dusty

At the wire it is Catalina alone on the lead by day light
The Energizer Blunny 🐇 an easy Bridesman
Ruffian Lacking enough Cheetah-Power Holds on for show
(DC) Cruzan  Cruisin Fast Enuff To Steal The Precious  💍

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
Report objections to Ruffian @ RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

CATALINA $86.70
Spectacular start to finish   :oie_30232359NUVsTmH4:

BLUNNY $63.90
Bodacious BridesMan  :thumbsup:

RUFFIAN $56.50
Catches the Bouquet 💐

DC) CRUZAN $49.90
Steals The Precious 💍

REAL QUIET  $42.30

POST TIME MIKE $34.40

TIGER 🐅 DANCER $31

THUNDER CAT 🐱 $22.10

DUSTY $19.30

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM NEW YORK
WISHING EVERYONE A SAFE SECLUSION & GOOD HEALTH
                                    :girlkiss:




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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 11/18 @ CHURCHILL DOWNS
« on: November 15, 2020, 12:02:36 PM »
                                                   :forruffian:

                              CONGRATS TO THE “CRUISING CRUZAN”    :celebrate:
              Cruising his way to an impressive victory over all challengers

                    :rhrse:  VENUE CHOICE = CHURCHILL DOWNS    :rhrse:

             :lightbulb:  POST TIMES: 1 PM ET - NOON 🕛 CT - 11 am MT - 10 am PT   :lightbulb:

                                           FEATURE EVENT = BOTS
                                            BATTLE OF THE SEXES
                                                      :raspberry:

                   FIERCE FEISTY FILLYS  VS  COURAGEOUS CLEVER COLTS

                                  $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

Munching on Colossal Catnip in the Cat 🐈 House
Will be Dusty with her calculator bringing the days events

If the Dusty one is unable to find her calculator  :-\
Ruffian will Roar 🐯 on in to present the Results


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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM = 11/11 *** RESULTS *** (Remington Park)
« on: November 12, 2020, 12:13:47 PM »
                                                 :forruffian:

It’s Wednesday again
Midweek Mayhem is here
But why only six running
Is Apparently unclear   :-\

Roamin, and Catalina
Real Quiet is Away..
It’s just not the same
Without them today 😔

It’s Remington Park
The track we are at
With some “Thunder”  and “Dust”
A Tiger, Bunny and A Cat

It’s so sad indeed
Seeing such a small field  :'(
Hopefully the next time
More runners will yield  :thumbsup:

And Away they all go
2 Fillys in the Lead
Thunder Cat and Dusty
With speed that they need
            :rhrse:  :rhrse:

But their lead didn’t last
When a “Tornado” flew by
Leaving the Fillys in shock
Almost ready to cry 😢

It was Cruzan ~ like Pegasus
Sprouting wings in full flight 🦅
A Bewildering Power
Disappearing out of sight
                                                    :rhrse: 
 :rhrse:  :rhrse:

His lead was so great
The rest far behind
Running for second
The thought in their mind

At the top of the stretch
We hear Tiger’s roar 🐯
Along with the “Cheetah” 🐈
But both will need more

The “Energizer Blunny”  🐇
His battery so low
Is  hopping along
Just Hoping for “Show”  :-[

Thunder Cat is next
Followed by Dusty
The defending champion
Looks a bit rusty 😔

Here comes the wire
Leaving no doubt
One with a smile
Five with a Pout 😢

It’s Cruzan to Win 🏆
Tiger 🐅 dancer is next
Ruffian in 3rd
Blunny the best Of the rest

So here are the totals
Hoping they are right
But if they are not
Tell Ruffian tonight

CRUZAN $90 🏆  :celebrate:
Impressive gate to wire

TIGER DANCER $56.70
Bridesmaid 👰 Of The Day

RUFFIAN $47.80
Catches the Bodacious Bouquet 💐

BLUNNY $45
Heading to the Shire his favorite place to be
To sneak away The Precious  :evil:

THUNDER CAT $26.30

(DC) DUSTY $18.70
       Yo-Yo-Mama  🏆 = Winner To Last

Oklahoma goodbye
The Dust in the Wind
Dusty in the Cat House
Cruzan with the win








 

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY: 11/14 @ AQUEDUCT
« on: November 12, 2020, 09:14:53 AM »
                                             :forruffian:

                     CONGRATS TO THE 'CRUISING CRUZAN'    :celebrate:
            THE CONTENTIOUS COLT DESTROYED ALL CHALLENGERS
                                   TO WIN  CONVINCINGLY
                                                   :raspberry:

                                        :rhrse:   VENUE:  AQUEDUCT    :rhrse:

         :lightbulb:     POST TIMES:  11:50 ET - 10:50 CT - 9:50 MT - 8:50 PT    :lightbulb:

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
WHY DO IT WRONG THEN POUT
WHEN U LOOK AND SEE = DQ
                    :flaming:

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Handicapping / SUPURR BC SATURDAY = 11/7 *RESULTS* @ KEENELAND
« on: November 09, 2020, 11:19:55 AM »
                                             :forruffian:

Welcome to Supurr Saturday
The sun is shining so bright
Two scratches leave us with 9
And A champion crowned tonight 🏆  :)

Raven 🦅 and Real Quiet 🤫 are missing  :-\
But nine are now ready to run
All In the gate with no fussing
Soon we will know who has Won  😊

And away they go in a fury
Roamin and Dusty in Front
Cruzan and Blunny are close
All 4 very into The Hunt
 :rhrse:   
:rhrse: 
 :rhrse: 
 :rhrse:

The hunt for Breeder Cup glory
To be the best of the day
Wanting to be first at the wire
Hoping Early Speed will Pay 💰

The rest of the field seems sluggish
But we have a long way to go
Anything can and often happens
Before the end of the show

There at the top of the stretch
2 Leaders Now we can see 🐎 🐎
    Cruzan and Roamin  in front
But at the wire where will they be? 🙄
          :rhrse:  :rhrse:

Many lengths back is the “Bunny” 🐇
His battery is running on low
But he still has plenty of time
To make it go Faster than slow

Tiger Dancer, Thunder Cat and Catalina
   Are many lengths farther  behind
   Dusty, Post Time Mike and Ruffian
Are running as if they are blind   :-[

Defending champion ~ Ruffian
Has left her “Cheetah “ A-Snoozin
At the rate she is running right now
It’s a guarantee she will be losin 😔     :'(

And, down the stretch they all come
With Cruzan Now in the lead
Roamin just couldn’t keep up
The colt not finding enough speed 😔  :-[

Catalina suddenly awakened
Realizing she’s in a horse 🐎 race
From very far back she is coming
From Turtle 🐢 to Speedy her  pace

Not to be outdone by the Filly
It’s Blunny who’s now on the move
His Energizer battery on High
The “Bunny”  🐰 Has sure found his groove   :)

He’s passing one after another
  But can he get there in time
Cruzan aware of The Bunny 🐇
Has winning even more on his mind!

Like lightning his speed is increasing
He has left The Bunny in his wake
There is no doubt who is winning
Unless he makes a mistake 😲  :-[
 :rhrse:   :rhrse:                                   :rhrse:

Catalina has moved into third
With Dusty next farther back
Roamin is next on her tail
But, Speed, is what the rest lack 😢

Cruzan is so far ahead now
Blunny is doing his best
But being the bridesmaid today
Better than all of the rest
 :rhrse:                                     :rhrse:

Catalina catches the Bouquet 💐
“The Precious” to Dusty will go
Roamin is just missing out
2 Strides will cost him The Show 😔

Defending champion, Ruffian
With A Golden Goose Egg 🥚 Today
From Champion to Cat 🐈 house she goes
And With A Yo-Yo Now She Can Play
                        :headshake:

So here is the Order of finish
To Cruzan The glory will go
His speed and stamina impressive
He made the rest all look slow

                  :lightbulb:       $$$$$ ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$      :lightbulb:

CRUZAN = $142.40    :celebrate:
   Impressive Gate To Wire

BLUNNY 🐇 $104.60
   A Winning Effort On Most Days!   :thumbsup:

CATALINA 🐈 $93.20
  Catches the Bodacious Bouquet 💐  🌸 🌹  :)

DUSTY 💍 $66.60 (Did The 666 Devil Influence 😉)  :evil:
   Steals The Precious

ROAMIN - $64.20

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $44.80

THUNDER 🌩 CAT 🐱 $39

POST TIME MIKE - $8.80
So close to the Dog 🐕 House Door 🚪

{DC} RUFFIAN $0  Cat 🐱 House + Catnip
Golden goose egg in a finally feathered nest
   And A Yo Yo  Mama Award


We bid you farewell from Kentucky
We hope you all had some fun 😊
  Keeping a safe social distance
And a mask 😷 on your face as you run












 

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM - 11/11 @ REMINGTON PARK
« on: November 08, 2020, 12:46:46 PM »
                                               :forruffian:

                                        CONGRATS  🍾 DUSTY 🏆
                             Crushing the Competition In Her Dust!

              :rhrse:     VENUE CHOICE = REMINGTON PARK      :rhrse:

            :lightbulb:   POST TIMES:  8:07 ET - 7:07 CT - 6:07 MT - 5:07 PT    :lightbulb:

                                           $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

                                   IN YE OLE  DOG 🐕 HOUSE 🏡 IS CRUZAN

IF THE COLT IS UNABLE TO SUMMON HIS CALCULATOR  :-\
RUFFIAN WILL ROAR 🐯 ON IN TO REVIEW RESULTS

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
     WHY RISK IT ALL
THEN ERRR AND SEE = DQ
                :'(

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                                               :forruffian:

With Breeders Cup on the horizon
       This Cat has so little time
     To call upon Her cleverness
    With the race results sublime

So here is how the day shook out
It was over when they left the gate
  Dusty took them all to school
  And taught them how to wait
                     :evil:

She left them very far behind
With every stride even more
All they could do was struggle
To finish with a decent score
                 :raspberry:


Only one came even close
   But Still was far behind
Winning BOTS Glory for Colts
   Was all he had in mind

But the Freaky Flamboyant Filly
      Was not to be outdone
She seemed to show no effort
 In the way her race was Won

She won with speed and style
Finesse with every move
From gate to wire she ran
Today she found her groove
                 :rhrse:

Roamin Did try his  Very Best
2nd Was all that he could do
The bridesmaid trophy he will get
For the Colts he did come through   :thumbsup:

Thunder Cat catches the Bouquet 💐
And Ruffian = The Golden Ring 💍
In the Dog 🐕 House we see Cruzan
Milk Bone 🍖 Biscuits We shall Bring

So here is the order of finish
The way that each has run
BOTS Glory To The Fillys
With the Race that Dusty Won

DUSTY = $108    :celebrate:
     Brings BOTS Glory For The Fillys

ROAMIN = $70.60
Saves face for the Colts  :thumbsup:

THUNDER CAT = $60.40
Catches the Bodacious Bouquet 💐

RUFFIAN = $24.40
        Heads to the Shire
              To Hook up with Gandalf & steal “The Precious”  💍

DC) BLUNNY = $24.20 😢

CATALINA = $21

TIGER DANCER = $7.90

CRUZAN = $7.60
Perhaps he may like to invite Tiger Dancer to the Dog 🐕 House
       Since the two of them did a matching duet gate to wire
                                            :happy:





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Handicapping / SUPURR BC SATURDAY: 11/7 @ KEENELAND
« on: November 05, 2020, 11:03:29 AM »
                                              :forruffian:

              CONGRATS TO PYEWACKET THE MAGICAL CAT ~ AKA RUFFIAN
       FOR A  PURRRRRINGLY PURRRFECT PURRRFORMANCE  GATE TO WIRE!
                                                            :celebrate:

   :rhrse:  VENUE IS A NO BRAINER EXCEPT FOR THOSE DOZING UNDER ROCKS   :rhrse:

KEENELAND IS THE PLACE
FOR ALL TO RUN THEIR RACE
BE IT FAST OR VERY SLOW
THAT IS THE SUPURRR SHOW

             :lightbulb:  POST TIMES:  10:15 AM ET / 9:15 CT / 8:15 MT / 7:15 PT   :OMG:

THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM
THE 2ND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE
THEN THE BIG BAD CAT COMES ALONG
AND GETS EM ALL AS QUICK AS YA PLEASE
                  :forruffian:

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THAN ERRR THEN SEE DQ
             :banghead:

                         
                                         
               
                                         =^,,^=

               
               
                                                 
                           

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Handicapping / 2020 SS SPOOKTACULAR ~ *RESULTS+GRAPHICS* 10/31 @ BELMONT
« on: November 04, 2020, 03:54:30 PM »
                  :forruffian: 
    **SPOOKTACULAR RESULTS @ BELMONT**


            ~PRODUCTION~


   
GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME TO
    A SPECIAL SUPURRR-SATURDAY
COMING TO YOU FROM BELMONT PARK


TODAY IS OUR ANNUAL 'SPOOKTACULAR'
CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN and THE BLUE MOON




KEEPING WITH THE THEME, HERE ARE SOME
  TASTY MUSICAL STYLINGS FROM C-C-R



OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY IS:
THE SPOOKS -&- SPECTRES STAKES
     PRESENTED BY:  TRICK -OR- TREATS

 


2019 DC ... ROMAN EMPEROR {Roamin}
FAILED TO MAKE IT TO THE GATE
DUE TO A “COO” AT THE PALACE

HUNDREDS OF PIDGEONS SURROUNDED HIS VILLA
PREVENTING A TIMELY DEPARTURE TO BELMONT PARK
THE EMPEROR SENDS HIS REGRETS



WITH THE LATE SCRATCH OF:
LAST YEAR’S CHAMPION ~ROAMIN~
     
WE HAVE A TENACIOUS TEN IN THE GATE
    ALL TRYING TO 'SPOOK'
       LAST WEEK'S SS CHAMP ~CRUZAN~


TODAY WE OFFER A UNIQUE EXPERIENCE
   THAT WILL LIVE IN YOUR MEMORIES
       AND PERHAPS, FOR SOME
            EVEN IN YOUR NIGHTMARES   
         
 
     
OUR RUNNERS WILL DISCARD THEIR USUAL RACE SILKS FOR
THEIR OUTRAGEOUS ~ BIZARRE ~ 'SPOOKTACULAR' ATTIRE!


                  ~HIGH SECURITY IS IN PLACE~
            TO PREVENT HARM TO RUNNERS -&- VISITORS     
    THANKS TO THE BODACIOUS BELMONT SECURITY BRIGADE



  AND NOW, TO A STANDING OVATION FROM THE CROWD
OUR SHAMELESS-SPURIOUS SPOOKTACULAR POST PARADE:



PYEWACKET --{RUFFIAN}




MOONSHADOW ELF --{DUSTY}




RUTH BADER GINSBURG --{TIGER DANCER}




MAXWELL SMART = AGENT 86 --{POST TIME MIKE}




PTERODACTILUS --{RAVEN}

 


FESTUS HAGGEN (Gunsmoke) --{REAL QUIET}




THUNDER GHOST --{THUNDER CAT}




HEADLESS HORSEMAN --{DC-CRUZAN}




BAT RABBIT --{BLUNNY}




ZORRO --{CATALINA}


     ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~   ~*~


THE TERRIFYING 10 ARE IN THE GATE
JOCKEYS SEEM NERVOUS
STEWARDS ON EDGE
AS THIS IS FAR FROM "REALITY"
               :OMG:



EACH CONTESTANT HAS A PUMPKIN PAIL .... AND
WHOM EVER COLLECTS THE MOST TREATS -----> WINS
BUT TRICKS ARE NOT OUT OF THE QUESTION EITHER  :raspberry:
         


AND AWAAAAY THEY GO  :racing:
            IN THE 2020 SPOOKTACULAR
 


OFF AND AWAY INTO THE 1st TURN ....
    TO GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO
       OOOOOPS, WRONG HOLIDAY  :lmao:



EVERYONE HAS COLLECTED SOME CANDY
      AND ARE ON THE MOVE AGAIN

AS THEY CONTINUE AROUND THE TRACK
   WE SEE WHAT APPEARS TO BE
       THE 1st TRICK OF THE NIGHT

~PTERODACTILUS~
IS SLOWING WAY DOWN, AND IS FLYING LAST
   IT SEEMS HE SLIPPED INTO A PIT FULL OF TAR
IT'S GONNA TAKE AN OLYMPIC SIZED POOL FULL OF DAWN DISH SOAP
    TO GET THEM WINGS BACK IN TIP-TOP FLYING CONDITION
 


SO HE'S SAUNTERING AROUND THE TRACK
    GAINING SOME MORE CANDY POINTS
AND HEADING TO THE HAUNTED DOG-HOUSE
       



~MOONSHADOW ELF~ WAS THRILLED
ABOUT TODAY'S ADVENTURE
KNOWING THAT HER POWERS
WERE STRONGEST DURING A FULL MOON
BUT ALAS ... THIS RACE WAS RUN DURING THE DAY
AND HER STRENGTH WAS FAR FROM FULL POWER
LANDING HER JUST AHEAD OF PTERODACTILUS
    ...... BY A BUCK   :lmao:


SO SHE WANDERED OFF IN SEARCH OF
      SOME OTHER HAUNTED FUN
     



~MAXWELL SMART~
    "WOULD YOU BELIEVE" .....
WAS ACTUALLY ON A SECRET MISSION
TRYING TO DISCOVER WHO WAS BEHIND
       THE TRICKS ON THE TRACK
HE WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMUNICATE WITH AGENT 99
     WHEN ..... HE THREW A SHOE
           :lmao:

AFTER THE RACE HE WAS SUMMONED BY 'THE CHIEF'
  FOR A DEBRIEFING UNDER THE CONE OF SILENCE
        



THE FIELD IS COMING INTO THE TURN
ONLY TO DISCOVER A GIANT SPIDER WEB
HAS BEEN SPUN ACROSS THE TRACK



PYEWACKET USES MAGIC TO SLIP ON BY

FESTUS' MULE RUBY STARTS CHOMPING ON THE WEB

HEADLESS HORSEMAN WIELDS HIS AXE
      AND CHOPS HIS WAY THRU

THUNDER GHOST JUST MATERIALIZES ON THE OTHER SIDE

ZORRO ... WHIPS OUT HIS SWORD AND SLASHES HIS
    INFAMOUS "Z" INTO THE WEB AND RIDES ON

BAT RABBIT BITES THE SPIDER FOR A "LITTLE SNACK"
       THEN CONTINUES ON HIS WAY

~NOTORIOUS RBG~
    GOT HER SCALES OF JUSTICE
         ENTANGLED IN THE WEB
THIS LED TO A LEGAL BATTLE WITH THE SPIDER AND
SHE DECIDED TO LAY DOWN THE BOOK OF THE LAW
THEN THREW HER GAVEL AND KILLED THAT SPIDER DEAD  :mallet:  :lmao:
 



THE REST OF THE FIELD IS MOVING ON
    INTO THE HAUNTED CORN MAZE ......
        6 WENT IN .... ONLY 4 CAME OUT
~ROAMIN ... IS THAT YOU??  :OMG:


BAT RABBIT -- HAVING HAD A SMALL TASTE OF THE SPIDER
DECIDED HE WAS FAMISHED AND NEEDED .... MORE ....
HE MOVED IN ON TORNADO, ZORRO'S HORSE AND DECIDED TO DINE
THE LOSS OF BLOOD WEAKENED TORNADO AND SLOWED HIM DOWN
AND FOR NOW ~BAT RABBIT AND ZORRO~ARE LOST IN THE MAZE
   



NOW OUT OF THE MAZE AND
DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
  ..... UNTIL .....

2 RUNNERS "BAILED" OUT OF THE RACE
TO FOLLOW THE HAUNTED HAY RIDE
     AND MUNCH ON A FEW BALES



~THUNDER GHOST~
THOUGHT SHE WAS PART OF
   THIS SPOOKY ATTRACTION
        SO SHE STAYED AWHILE TO
HAUNT THE HUMAN FOLK ON THE RIDE
   



~HEADLESS HORSEMAN'S~ HORSE -- DAREDEVIL
SAW THE HAY BALES AND STOPPED FOR A FEW MUNCHES
HEADLESS SAW THE LIT JACK'O'LANTERNS AND
       WENT OFF IN SEARCH OF HIS HEAD
       



AND THEN THERE WERE 2 ....
    THE MAGICAL MYSTICAL ~PYEWACKET~
AND THE SCRUFFY, CANTANKEROUS ~FESTUS HAGGEN~
AS THEY RIDE ON TO THE FINAL TRICK ...     
RIGHT THROUGH THE HAUNTED GRAVEYARD
        WHO WILL MAKE IT OUT FIRST



FESTUS HAD BEEN DRINKING
BEFORE AND DURING THE RACE
HE WAS SO DRUNK BY THIS POINT
HE FELL OFF RUBY AND ROLLED INTO
AN OPEN UNMARKED GRAVE



HE WAS MUTTERING HIS STRANGE METAPHORS
    TO THE SPIRITS AND TOMBSTONES
"JUST SIT THERE LIKE A BOLL WEEVIL ON A CORN COB"
"IT'S AS QUIET AS A MOUSE TIPTOEING"
"NOW I GOT NO MORE CHANCE THAN
       A GRASSHOPPER IN A HEN HOUSE"




PYEWACKET ALSO GOT A BIT DISTRACTED
BY THE SOUND OF WINGS ...
AS BATS AND RAVENS WERE FLYING ABOUT -- AND
WE ALL KNOW HOW CATS LOVE TO CHASE THINGS THAT FLY
           



WHO WILL MAKE IT OUT FROM THE HAUNTED GRAVEYARD
            AND CROSS THE FINISH LINE FIRST???

FESTUS AND PYEWACKET
ARE RUNNING NECK AND NECK


FESTUS LOST HIS WHIP AND DROPS BACK JUST ENOUGH
   AS ~PYEWACKET~ PURRRRS ON TO VICTORY 
           


FESTUS WAS HEARD COMPLAINING TO THE STEWARDS
THAT PYEWACKET USED SOME KIND OF MAGIC ON HIM
BUT THEY WERE DISINCLINED TO BELIEVE SUCH NOTIONS
     



THE CANDY POLICE WILL BE
     CHECKING ALL TREAT BAGS
          TO CONFIRM ALL POINTS TOTALS




 $$--OFFICIAL SPOOKY RESULTS--$$
                 

 
     
1st ~ PYEWACKET ==== $68.50
Purrrs To Purrrfection
~THE SPOILS~



2nd ~ FESTUS ==== $64.70
To the Bridesmaid Goes the Dress (Orange is the New Black)  :lmao:
  ~*~  ~*~  ~*~ 



3rd ~ HEADLESS HORSEMAN ==== $60.40
Catches the Bodacious Bouquet
  ~*~  ~*~  ~*~ 



4th ~ THUNDER GHOST ==== $51.70
Steals The Ring and Heads to the Shire to Spook Gollum
  ~*~  ~*~  ~*~ 


   ~~ALSO RAN - HOPPED - FLEW~~     
                    

                 
ZORRO ==== $30.00


BAT RABBIT ====  $29.80


RUTH BADER GINSBURG ==== $28.00


MAXWELL SMART ==== $24.80


MOONSHADOW  ELF ==== $12.40
Daylight Is Scary

PTERODACTILUS ==== $11.40



We now bid you a Fond Farewell, Happy Halloween
           A Supurrr Scary Spooktacular Saturday

 


  **Results + Graphics By: 
     ~~TIGER DANCER~~







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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS = 11/4 @ REMINGTON PARK
« on: November 01, 2020, 11:13:07 AM »
                                         :forruffian:
                  CONGRATS TO THE ''ENERGIZER BLUNNY''   :celebrate:

              THE CONTENTIOUSLY QUIK COLT HOPPED TO THE LEAD
NEVER LOOKING BACK ~ WINNING EASILY ON HIS WAY TO CARROT CITY
                                                   :raspberry:

               :rhrse:  VENUE CHOICE:  REMINGTON PARK   :rhrse:

     :lightbulb:    POST  TIMES: 8:07 ET -- 7:07 CT -- 6:07 MT -- 5:07 PT     :lightbulb:
     
                                          FEATURE EVENT: BOTS
                                           BATTLE OF THE SEXES
             FIERCE FLAMBOYANT FILLYS VS CONTENTIOUS CRAFTY COLTS
                                                       :evil:

                                   $$$$$  SCOREKEEPER  $$$$$

WALLOWING AMIDST CATNIP + CHIPPENDALES IS RUFFIAN
CONTENT IN YE OLE CAT HOUSE ~ CALCULATOR IN PAWS

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
WHY RISK IT ALL
TO ERRR THEN SEE = DQ
                 :banghead:

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Handicapping / SUPURR SPOOKTACULAR SATURDAY! OCT 31 @ BELMONT PARK
« on: October 29, 2020, 10:45:31 AM »
                                                    :forruffian:

                         :evil:  OCTOBER 31 = HALLOWEEN = SPOOKTACULAR!   :evil:

                               OUR FAVORITE FUN DAY ~ HALLOWEEN ~
                      OFFERS THE MOST BIZARRE RACE DAY OF THE YEAR!

           OUR ANNUAL SPOOKTACULAR WHERE CHARACTERS OF ALL GENRES
                ENTER THE GATE TO RUN ~ FLY ~ SWIM ~ HOP ~ SKIP ~ OR ?
                                                       :OMG:

         :rhrse:  THIS ALL WILL TAKE PLACE AT:  BELMONT PARK   :rhrse:

                :lightbulb:  INCLUDE CHARACTER NAME AT TOP OF ENTRY!  :lightbulb:

                FESTIVITIES BEGIN AT: 12:40 ET ~ 11:40 CT ~ 10:40 MT ~ 9:40 PT

        :lightbulb: CHARACTER  REGISTRATION ENTRIES CLOSE AT 2 AM EDT - OCT 30   :lightbulb:

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & SEE = DQ
                   :banghead:

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