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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM+ BOTS 9 / 15 @ REMINGTON PARK
« on: September 12, 2021, 01:28:57 PM »
                                                      :forruffian:

                                CONGRATULATIONS 🍾 TO DIGGER 🏆
                                        RAN HIS BEST DAY YET

                     :rhrse: VENUE CHOICE = REMINGTON PARK   :rhrse:

                             :lightbulb:      POST TIMES      :lightbulb:

ET = 8:07 { How Odd ~ Not 8:05 8:10 }
            CT = 7:07
                        MT = 6:07
                                     PT = 5:07

                                     $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$
                                                       ROAMIN 🏎
                            Heading to the DOG 🐕 HOUSE For Biscuits And Chew Toys 🦴
                             And … The Scorekeeper Calculator Next Midweek  Mayhem
 



RULES ARE ON THE MENU
              WISE TO READ EM THROUGH
                            BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
                                           THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ 😢

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY 9/11 *** RESULTS *** Kentucky Downs
« on: September 12, 2021, 11:36:51 AM »
                                                  :forruffian:

             Good Afternoon And Welcome To Supurr Saturday At Kentucky Downs

                         Our Feature Event Will Be A Double Today

                              :rhrse:    FEATURE EVENT HONORING 9/11     :rhrse:
                                                THE “ NEVER FORGOTTEN “
                                                                &
                                      THE POST TIME MIKE BIRTHDAY BASH     
                                                          :celebrate:
                                           

Defending Champion Real Quiet 🤫 Will Have 9 Contentious Challengers
                   All trying to prevent A Repeat Romp To The Wire

               The Talented Tenacious Ten Are In The Gate Ready To Run

        And Away They Go In The “ Never Forgotten / PTM Birthday 🎂 Bash “

           It’s A Ferocious Fierce Feline Frenzy in A Fury of Speed + Power
                               Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 + Ruffian 🐆

                      Digger ♠️ Is Hot To Trot Right At The Twin Tails

          The rest of the field are far back playing catch-up     (hold of mustard)

                                     Out Of The Turn They Come
     What had been a Tenacious Trio has now Turned Into A Dynamic Duo
  After Digger failed To handle the turn almost clipping heels with Thunder Cat

Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 Has turned the race into an Exhibition Of PurrrFound Power
            With only Ruffian Close enough to present a challenge 🐆

                The Tiger 🐅 + The Cheetah 🐆 Running away with the race    :OMG:

                              They’re At The Top Of The Stretch

                               Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 So far ahead
                    You need binoculars to see the rest of the field

             Ruffian  🐆 Roaring with a Purrrsistenr Power of her own
On any other day Would definitely put the rest of the field to shame …
         But is not catching The Phenomenally Fast Filly In Front

                               And Down The Stretch They Come

Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 Just putting on a show now for her devoted fans
     Ruffian 🐆 Continues to Roar 🐯 Gaining a little ground but still
Looks like she is running to be the Bridesmaid  👰‍♀️ way ahead of the rest

         Roamin 🏎 At least 33 Lengths  back
                  Hoping to hold on and catch The Bodacious Bouquet 💐

It’s a trio across the track behind him Vying for The Precious  💍
            Post Time Mike 🐎 Thunder Cat 🐈‍⬛ Digger ♠️

Defending Champion Real Quiet 🤫 So  far back with no chance of a repeat  :'(

                            Even farther back in another time zone 🕰   
               The Not So Energized Blunny 🐇 Dusty 🌪 Cruzan 🏍

                      At The Wire It Is The Eye 👁 Of The Tiger 🐅
                     The Supurr Sonic Speed Of The Cheetah 🐆

                       In another Edition Of The Big  Cat 🐯 Diary

                              The Birthday 🎂 Boy Post Time Mike
       With one final desperate move after a Photo + Objection
                         Will be able to Steal The Precious  💍

                        $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
                                        BIG CAT 🐯 DIARY EDITION

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $168.60 🏆
           Now Has The Top 3 Highest Margin Of Victorys Of The Year
                 Also = The All Time Caixa Eletronica Record Holder

RUFFIAN  🐆 $104 👰‍♀️
             A Winning Purrrformance On Any Other Day 😢

ROAMIN 🏎 $53.20 💐
             Fierce Flamboyant Fillys In Front Too Fast To Catch 🙄

POST TIME MIKE 🐎 $46
         Celebrating a Birthday 🎂 And a trip To The Shire To Steal The Precious 💍

THUNDER CAT 🐈‍⬛ $45.80
         Where’s $.20 when you need it 😡

DIGGER ♠️ $43.60

(DC) REAL QUIET 🤫 $33.80
Trying to catch the Fierce Fillys In Front proved Futile + Fruitless   🍌 🍎  🍉

BLUNNY 🐰 $29

DUSTY 🌪 $23

CRUZAN 🏍 $0
          Golden Goose Egg 🥚 Glory + Dog 🐕 House Biscuits 🥐

We now bid farewell to Kentucky
          A day with phenomenal score 💰
                       Above the sound of applause
                                 All we could hear was a ROAR 🐯






 

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM 9/8 *** RESULTS *** ( Canterbury Park)
« on: September 09, 2021, 01:23:42 PM »
                                                 :forruffian:

MIDWEEK MAYHEM RESULTS
     WILL BE SHORT AND SWEET
               JUST ONE FOUND IT EASY
                           ALL OTHERS TO DEFEAT

DIGGER ♠️ DUG HIS WAY
        CONSISTENT GATE TO WIRE
              A CONSTANT SHOW OF POWER
                              AS OTHERS ALL DID TIRE

SO HERE IS THE FINAL TALLY
       IF U THINK 🤔 ITS NOT RIGHT
                     NOTIFY THE CHEETAH 🐆
                                 IN EMAIL BY TONIGHT

                                 :rhrse:   $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$    :rhrse:

DIGGER  ♠️ $56.50 🏆
          Consistent and determined gate to wire

BLUNNY  🐇 $37.80 🤵‍♂️
             Tight Photo To Hold On

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $36.50
                 Catches The Bodacious Bouquet 💐

       RARE DEAD HEAT TO STEAK TH PRECIOUS 💍

RUFFIAN  🐆 + ((DC)) CRUZAN 🏍 = Both $35.60

DUSTY 🌪 $33.20

THUNDER CAT 🐱 $28.40

ROAMIN 🏎 $27.20
Heading to the DOG 🐕 HOUSE For Biscuits And Chew Toys 🦴
  And … The Scorekeeper Calculator Next Midweek  Mayhem

Say Goodbye 👋 to Canterbury
      For some not a whole bunch of fun
                  Hopefully next week we do better
                                   Where  Digger decides we should run









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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY ~ 9/11 @ KENTUCKY DOWNS
« on: September 09, 2021, 09:02:22 AM »
                                                    :forruffian:

                                  Congratulations To Real Quiet 🤫 🏆  :celebrate:
               The Competitive Colt Destroyed The Competition Easily

                              🐎 VENUE = KENTUCKY DOWNS  🐎
                                           A TOTAL TURF FEST

                              :rhrse:    FEATURE EVENT HONORING 9/11     :rhrse:
                                                THE “ NEVER FORGOTTEN “
                                                             &
                                THE POST TIME MIKE BIRTHDAY BASH     
                                                          :celebrate:

                   :lightbulb:    POST TIMES ( Track Is CENTRAL Time Zone! )     :lightbulb:
ET … 1:20
                  CT … 12:20
                                       MT … 11:20
                                                             PT … 10:20

Rules Are On The Menu
             Wise To Read Em Thru
                          Better Safe Than Sorry
                                         Then Errr And See DQ 😢






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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM 9/8 @ CANTERBURY PARK (* R1–10 ONLY )
« on: September 05, 2021, 05:35:15 PM »
                                                                 :forruffian:

                                    Congratulations 🍾 To Cruzan  :celebrate:
                                          Winning BOTS Glory For The Colts

                                :rhrse:     VENUE CHOICE = CANTERBURY PARK    :rhrse:
                   ***** RACES 1–10 ONLY *****            R11/12 = QuarterHorses

                                         :lightbulb:    POST TIMES       :lightbulb:
ET = 5:10
                  CT = 4:10
                                    MT = 3:10
                                                        PT = 2:10

                                         $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

In Ye Ole Cat 🐱 House Is Thunder Cat   :forruffian:
            IF She Can Locate Her Abacus To Calculate
                          She Will Report Results

                      If Not ~ Ruffian Will Roar 🐯 In To Relate The Days Event

Rules Are On The Menu
          Wise To Read Em Thru
                       Better Safe Than Sorry
                                       Then Errrr And See DQ 😢  :'(

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY 9/4 * RESULTS * @ SARATOGA
« on: September 05, 2021, 11:14:35 AM »
                                                          :forruffian:

Good Afternoon And Welcome To Supurr Saturday At Saratoga

                   FEATURE EVENT = “ DOUBLE TROUBLE “ STAKES
    CAN THE TWIN DH WINNERS REPEAT THAT RARE RESULT
                The Energizer Blunny  🐇 & Thunder Cat 🐈‍⬛
                                          Eleven Are Gonna Try

                    The Energetic Eleven Are In The Gate Ready To Run

                      And Away They Go In The “Double Trouble”  Stakes

Defying His Name, It is Real Quiet 🤫 Exploding Out of The Gate
                  Leaving the rest of the runners in his wake
 
                                          Out Of The Turn They Come

Real Quiet 🤫 Out in front with a huge lead and a Tiger 🐅 on his Tail
                 It is at least 13 Lengths back to Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃

         She is followed by a Line  Of Horses Across The Track
              Ruffian, Cruzan, Dusty, Raven, Digger, Blunny

                            Trailing the field in the early going
             Thunder Cat 🐱 Post Time Mike 🐎 Roamin  🏎

                            They’re At The Top Of The Stretch

Real Quiet 🤫 Continues to lead the way far out in front
But the closers are starting to find their best stride now

    Blunny, Thunder Cat, Digger are moving up quickly

    A quintet is next beginning to show signs of life
        Ruffian, Tiger Dancer, Dusty, Raven, Cruzan

Roamin + Post Time Mike Are another few lengths in back

                             And Down The Stretch They Come

Real Quiet 🤫 beginning to show signs of leg weariness
                The Energizer Blunny 🐰 Is moving up very quickly
                             and now only a length behind the leader

        It’s another 13 Lengths  back to Thunder Cat 🐱 & Digger ♠️

Even farther back bunched  together like a gaggle of geese
           Ruffian, Tiger Dancer, Dusty, Raven, Cruzan

      Continuing to trail the field Roamin and Post Time Mike

The Energizer Blunny 🐰 Closing in quickly on the front running Real Quiet 🤫

                                     The Wire looms just ahead……

Can The Energizer Bunny 🐰 Hop to an Unbelievable Phenomenal Finish?
        Can he catch the runaway Real Quiet who has led from the start

                                              It’s going to be close 😱

         The stewards are examining the replay so Hold All Tickets
                         The Tote Board Has Stopped Flashing

Real Quiet in an Impressive Display of Speed, Power, & Determination #1

The Dual Defending Champions Blunny + Thunder Cat finish #2, #3
                             Digger easily will Steal The Precious 💍

                          $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

REAL QUIET 🤫 $81.40 🏆   :celebrate:
            Defying his name gate to wire anything but Quiet 🤫

(DC) BLUNNY 🐇 $75.40 🤵‍♂️
A good example of why the Game “Horseshoes”   is when CLOSE matters
                                      Just Not On The Racetrack

(DC) THUNDER CAT 🐈‍⬛ $57.40
No repeat trip to the Penthouse ~ but catches the Bodacious Bouquet 💐

DIGGER ♠️ $53.40
Will dig his way to The Shire To Steal The Precious 💍

RUFFIAN  🐆 $49.70

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $49.50

DUSTY 🌪 $45

RAVEN 🦅 $43.90

CRUZAN 🏍 $42.10

ROAMIN  🏎 $39.10

POST TIME MIKE 🐎 $34.40

We bid farewell to Saratoga 👋
                No more to run this year
                            But today’s Resounding Winner
                                             Gate to wire was very clear!










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                                                   :forruffian:

Good Afternoon And Welcome To Midweek Mayhem At Remington Park

                  Our Feature Event = BOTS  = Battle Of The Sexes
       Fierce Flamboyant Fillys vs Competitive Combative Colts

Defending Champion Ruffian will have 7 Clever Challengers
      Including four capable colts trying to steal BOTS Glory

The Energetic Eight are waiting in the gate
              And soon we will know the BOTS Story
    Will the champion Ruffian repeat and Roar 🐯
                Or will a Colt steal all of the glory ?

     And Awaaaaaaaaaaaaay they go In The Battle Of The Sexes

                 It’s the Energizer Blunny  🐇 Out for a short early lead
                    Dusty and Digger are next heading into the turn

                                     OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

Blunny has left the rest of the runners in his Dust … hopping to a huge lead
                        It is at least 13 Lengths back to Digger ♠️
                    There is a huge gap to the rest of the field

Cruzan  🏍 Dusty  🌪 + Tiger 🐅 Dancer are next
          Followed by Thunder Cat 🐱 Roamin  🏎 + Ruffian 🐆

                                  They’re At The Top Of The Stretch

Blunny continues to show the way
           Putting on an exhibition alone at the front

                                     Digger is next but far back
Followed by Dusty, Roamin, Tiger 🐅 Dancer, Thunder Cat 🐱 + Ruffian  🐆

                                AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

             The Energizer Blunny continues on his Merry Way in front

Suddenly the crowd is on their feet as 2 Horses 🐎 🐎 are Roaring up the track

Ruffian has turned her Inner Cheetah 🐆 Loose
       Cruzan has Revved up his Inner Engine 🏍

Ruffian with Feline Ferocity For The Fillys 🐯
           Cruzan With Contentious Capriciousness For The Colts

The Dynamic Duo Have left the rest far behind
        But which one will hit the wire first
       A Flamboyant Filly or Capable Colt?

                                    Suddenly The Answer Is Apparent

                With One Final Flourish Of Supersonic Speed ~
                  Cruzan has put his longer Nose On The Wire

Ruffian obviously Frustrated + Flustered 😫  in Shock + Surprise 😢
           Especially Losing To A COLT On BOTS Day 💔

                   So The Battle Of The Sexes goes to the COLTS 🏆

                        $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

CRUZAN 🏍 $123.60 🏆
         A startling sudden surprise of speed in the final Furlong

RUFFIAN 🐆 $105.20 👰‍♂️
            Shocked ~ Sad 😢 A Disappointing Downer At The Wire 😱

BLUNNY  🐰 $82.50
           Instead of Carrots 🥕 He Has A Bodacious Bouquet 💐

DIGGER ♠️ $64
            Will dig his way to the Shire to Steal The Precious  💍

DUSTY 🌪 $38.40

ROAMIN 🏎 $29

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $22.80

THUNDER CAT 🐈‍⬛ $11.20
       Heading to the CAT HOUSE for Catnip  🐱 and Chippendales
               The Male  dancers 🕺 not the rodents 🐁

We bid farewell to Remington Park
       See you next time on Wednesday
               Wherever Cruzan Decides To Run
                             We hope you come out to play  :thumbsup:
 








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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY ~ 9/4 @ SARATOGA
« on: September 02, 2021, 09:09:05 AM »
                                                 :forruffian:

                            A RARE  RESULT = TWIN NOSES ON THE WIRE
                   DOUBLE TROUBLE FOR THE REST OF THE RUNNERS
                               WHEN THE 2 IN FRONT FAILED TO TIRE

                A BUNNY 🐰 AND A CAT 🐈‍⬛ SHARE WINNERS PENTHOUSE
                                                       :celebrate:

            :rhrse:   VENUE = DUH 🙄 WHERE ELSE ON GOLD CUP DAY! aka SARATOGA    :rhrse:

                     FEATURE EVENT = THE “DOUBLE TROUBLE”  STAKES
                      CAN THE TWIN WINNERS REPEAT THE RARE RESULT

                                                    :lightbulb: POST TIMES   :lightbulb:
ET = 12:35  🌊
                    CT = 11:35 🌾
                                        MT = 10:35  🏔
                                                              PT =  9:35     🌴

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
          WISE TO READ EM THROUGH
                        BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
                                          THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ 😢

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 9/1 @ REMINGTON PARK
« on: August 29, 2021, 10:16:08 PM »
                                                     :forruffian:


                         CONGRATULATIONS 🎈 TO RUFFIAN     :celebrate:
                   THE FLAMBOYANT FILLY TURNED HER “INNER CHEETAH 🐆 LOOSE
           LEAVING THE REST OF THE RUNNERS PLAYING CATCH-UP ( Hold The Mustard)  ;)

                       For those Who may have missed the race here is the final Furlong

                        It is now Ruffian  🐆 Extending her lead and running away with the race 😱
                                “The Cheetah “ 🐆 Definitely has her running shoes on today
                          Making a mockery of the race ~ leaving Tiger 🐅 Dancer far behind her
                                                                                                                          :rhrse:
 :rhrse:   :rhrse:

                                  :lightbulb:  VENUE CHOICE = REMINGTON PARK    :lightbulb:

                                              :rhrse:      POST TIMES     :rhrse:
ET = 8:07 PM
                CT = 7:07
                             MT = 6:07
                                          PT = 5:07
       
                                                FEATURE EVENT = BOTS
                                                  BATTLE OF THE SEXES
                               
                                                 $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

                                                     
                      Very content to remain in the DOG 🐕 HOUSE 🏡  Is Digger
                                   Dog 🐶 Biscuits 🥐 + Las Vegas Dancers 💃
                                                  Whats Not To Love 💗
 
                      Being A BOTS Day, Ruffian Will Present The Race Results

Rules Are On The Menu
         Wise To Read Em Thru
                Better Safe Than Sorry
                            Then Errr And See DQ 😢



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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY 8/28 *** RESULTS *** ( Saratoga )
« on: August 29, 2021, 11:30:03 AM »
                                                              :forruffian:

Good Afternoon And Welcome To Supurr Saturday At Saratoga
                 
                                  With the scratch of Raven  🦅 ~
Defending Champion Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 Will have 9 Capable Challengers
                                   Trying to prevent another ROAR 🐯 Result

                    The terrifically tenacious 10 in the gate and ready to run

                                 And Away they go …  with 9 of the 10 off well
As Dusty Stumbled coming out of the gate 😱 Almost losing her jockey
She has a lot of ground to make up to catch up to the rest of the field

                                                 OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

It is Thunder Cat 🐱 leading the way with Ruffian  🐆 7 Lengths Back
      Real Quiet 🤫 Digger ♠️  Blunny 🐰  Roamin 🏎 Tiger 🐅Dancer 💃
                                       are next in a line across the track

                                Just another two Lengths back are
                          Post Time Mike  🐎 Cruzan 🏍 + Dusty 🌪

                                   THEY’RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

Things have dramatically changed as the Energizer Blunny  🐇
           Has Amazingly Hopped his way into contention
      And now running neck and neck with Thunder Cat 🐱

Post Time Mike has found his best stride moving up quickly into third
Defending Champion Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 Has joined Post Time Mike
                                      With Digger ♠️ right on her tail

               It is several lengths back to Cruzan and Real Quiet
                            This duo is about seven Lengths  in front of Ruffian

                                             Roamin + Dusty trailing the field

                                     AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

                           Thunder Cat and Blunny in a contentious match race
                                           Neither one is giving up or giving in
                                          :rhrse:
                                          :rhrse:

                             It’s a three-way battle for second place now

        Post Time Mike, Tiger Dancer and Digger neck and neck across the track

         Here comes the wire as 2 noses appear to have touched it simultaneously 😱
                                COULD WE SEE A DEAD HEAT?  :OMG:

            The stewards are taking a long time reviewing the replay
All eyes are on the Tote Board And nobody is tearing up any tickets
   
                                 LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING
                THUNDER CAT 🐱  + BLUNNY  🐰 = DEAD HEAT INDEED 😱

             Post Time Mike by a long nose is BridesMan 🤵‍♂️ Of The Day

Defending Champion TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃
                  Catches The Bouquet 💐 Instead Of Repeat Glory 😢

                       DIGGER ♠️ Will Steal The Precious  💍

Heartfelt Congratulations  to the StableMates 💕
                   Who will share the Winners Penthouse today  :hug:

                                $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

THUNDER CAT 🐱 + BLUNNY 🐰 $72.30  :celebrate:
                        Amazing determination by both to not give up or give in

POST TIME MIKE 🐎 $58.40 🤵‍♂️
                       Good effort in holding off the DC Dancing 💃 Tiger 🐅 on his tail

((DC)) TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $56.60
                      Will be Dancing In The Garden  🌺 🌸 💐

DIGGER ♠️ $51.30
                      Digging his way to The Shire To Steal The Precious 💍

CRUZAN 🏍 $44.50

REAL QUIET 🤫 $43.70

RUFFIAN 🐆 $43.70

ROAMIN 🏎 $29.80

DUSTY 🌪 $22.20

                      New York ~ New York we now say goodbye
                    Some with a smile 😊 and some with a sigh 😌







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                                                  :forruffian:

  Good Afternoon & Welcome To Midweek Mayhem At Colonial Downs

Defending Champion Dusty will have 8 Competitive capable challengers
                Trying to prevent another “Dusting “ at the wire

                 The Nimble Nine Are in the gate and ready to run

                     AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO

                       Like a Tornado 🌪 blowing in the wind
   Defending Champion Dusty leaves the field in her Dust
 But the Energizer Blunny  🐇 Is just as fast staying right with her

           This dynamic duo leads the way into the Turn

                                            OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

                  We now have a Fearsome Foursome  on the lead
                       Dusty,  🌪  Roamin 🏎 Blunny  🐰 Ruffian  🐆

Real Quiet 🤫 is only a half length behind these four
          It’s a long way back to Thunder Cat 🐈‍⬛

And even farther back to the rest of the field
   Cruzan 🏍 Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 Digger ♠️

                              THEY’RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

                       The same 4  continue to show the way
                         Dusty … Roamin … Blunny … Ruffian

    The rest of the field is trying to get into gear and catch these four

                                   AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

Defending Champion Dusty starting to get leg weary
         The Energizer  Blunny  🐰 with a highly charged battery today
                   Has just hopped on by Roamin + The Champ By half a length

Suddenly the crowd is on their feet with all eyes looking toward the back 👀

Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 Is roaring from the very back of the pack
          Like A Jungle Cat seeing its prey up ahead

At the same time it is Ruffian Letting her “Inner Cheetah 🐆 “ Come out to run

               When the BIG CATS 🐆 🐅 are on the move
                          Everyone else appears to be moving in slow motion 😱

Blunny appears to have a shocked 😳 look on his face as the “Dynamic Duo”
              Flew right on past him As if he were Out for a morning jog 😔

Defending Champion Dusty Will be lucky to hold onto fourth 😢
                           As Roamin Is right on her tail

It’s another several lengths back to Real Quiet
                          And a huge gap to Thunder Cat, Cruzan
 
                    Meandering along in the Twilight Zone  is Digger
       Who apparently has so enjoyed being in the Dog 🐕 House
      It looks like he will be staying there for another extended visit
       It’s easy getting “Hooked” on MilkBone +  Vegas Showgirls 💃

          It is now Ruffian  🐆 Extending her lead and running away with the race 😱
                 “The Cheetah “ 🐆 Definitely has her running shoes on today
            Making a mockery of the race ~ leaving Tiger 🐅 Dancer far behind her
                                                                                                  :rhrse:
 :rhrse:

The Energizer Blunny 🐰 Easily will Catch The Bodacious Bouquet 💐

            There will be a photo to determine who will Steal The Precious  💍
                          DC) DUSTY OR ROAMIN = Or A Dead Heat?

                    The stewards are reviewing the replay — Hold All Tickets

                By the Whispiest  of Whiskers ~ DUSTY HOLDS ON FOR 4th  💍

                              $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
                                        New Edition “Big Cat 🐈‍⬛ Diary “

RUFFIAN  🐆 $159.70 🏆    :celebrate:
                                            Exceptional Acceleration + Power
Illustrating why THE CHEETAH is the fastest land animal even on A Racetrack

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $92.40 👰‍♀️
                                               IRONY AT ITS BEST  :OMG:
“ FEISTY KITTEN 🐱 “ Is Responsible For The TIGER 🐅  In 2nd!   MEOW MEOW 😸

BLUNNY 🐇 $70.90
                  Fruitless Effort Trying To Catch A Cheetah 🐆 + Tiger 🐅
                                      Catches The Bodacious Bouquet 💐

(( DC )) DUSTY 🌪 $64.90
                 Off To The Shire To Find Gandalf 🧙‍♂️ Frodo + Gollum   💍

ROAMIN 🏎 $64.60

REAL QUIET 🤫 $55

THUNDER CAT 🐈‍⬛ $39.60

CRUZAN 🏍 $35.70

DIGGER ♠️ $4.60
            Very content to remain in the DOG 🐕 HOUSE 🏡
                  Dog 🐶 Biscuits 🥐 + Las Vegas Dancers 💃
                                  Whats Not To Love 💗

We now bid farewell to Virginia
       For some, The Race sure was Tuff
                   But for A Cheetah 🐆 twas Easy
                                  As No One Could Catch up To Ruff







 

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY 8/28 @ SARATOGA
« on: August 26, 2021, 09:15:30 AM »
                                                         :forruffian:

                         
                                    Congratulations To The Dancing Tiger     :celebrate:

There was  NO  catching the Dancing Tiger 🐅   :OMG:
                     “ In The Jungle The Lion 🦁 Sleeps Tonight “
                                   But On The Racetrack ~ The Tiger 🐅 Roared

   :rhrse:      VENUE = WHERE ELSE WOULD WE BE 🙄 TRAVERS DAY @ SARATOGA    :rhrse:
                WILL ESSENTIAL QUALITY “TRAVERSE “ THE PATH TO VICTORY 🏆

                                      :lightbulb:       POST TIMES       :lightbulb:
ET = 11:35  🌊
                    CT = 10:35 🌾
                                         MT =  9:35 🏔
                                                              PT =   8:35  🌴

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
         WISE TO READ EM THROUGH
                       BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
                                    THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ 😢



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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM 8/25 @ COLONIAL DOWNS
« on: August 22, 2021, 02:15:18 PM »
                                             :forruffian:

                                 CONGRATULATIONS  TO DUSTY   :celebrate:
          Whose speed + determination resulted in BOTS victory for the FILLYS 🏆

        It’s only Logical 🖖 To Run For The Repeat At The Same Track 🙄
                 So we shall return once again to Colonial  Downs
                Some Big money 💰 Purses + 5 of 9 On The Turf 🌳

                                     🕰      POST TIMES      ⏰
ET = 1:45 🌊
                   CT = 12:45 🌾
                                           MT = 11:45 🏔
                                                                      PT = 10:45 🌴

                                           $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$
                                       In Ye Ole Dog 🐕 House Is DIGGER ♠️

With calculator +  imagination we will be treated to a Unique Race Call 👏
                   If for some reason DIGGER is unable to calculate
                  (Although hopefully we hope that doesn’t happen)
                                 Ruffian Will roar 🐯 in with Results

Rules are on the menu
        Wise to read em thru
               Better safe than sorry
                            Then Errr and see DQ 😢






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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY 8/21 *** RESULTS ( Del Mar )
« on: August 22, 2021, 01:49:11 PM »
                                                         :forruffian:

Good Afternoon And Welcome To Supurr Saturday @ Del Mar

                   Where the Surf Meets The Turf ~
                                   And  runners meet their Destiny

With The Scratch of Raven 🦅
              Defending Champion Thunder Cat 🐈‍⬛
                      Will have 9 competitive capable challengers
                                 Trying to prevent a repeat ROAR 🐯

            The Talented Tenacious Ten Are In The Gate Ready To Run

                         And AwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY They Go

Like A Jungle Cat After Prey … Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 Roars To The Lead
          The Flamboyantly Fast Filly has left the field in her dust 😱

                                       OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

             Tiger 🐅 Dancer is so far in front of the rest of the runners
             It’s like watching An EXHIBITION of Exceptional Excellence
                                                                                                  :rhrse:
        :rhrse:
     :rhrse:
 :rhrse:

There is nobody within sight behind her
          It must be 33 Lengths back we see Thunder Cat 🐱
                   And another 10 Lengths back to Digger ♠️

                     Another few Lengths back is Ruffian  🐆

                It’s a long long way back to the rest of the field
Blunny, Cruzan, Roamin, Real Quiet 🤫 Post Time Mike and Dusty

                            THEYRE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

TIGER 🐅 DANCER Has separated herself from the field since the Gate opened
       Increasing her lead continually until it’s like watching two separate races
                                                                                                             :rhrse:
   :rhrse:
 :rhrse:

     Thunder Cat and Digger Are starting to show some late speed
                                     But they are still very far back

                  Cruzan and Dusty Beginning to show signs of life 🙄

       Real Quiet 🤫 is next being very quiet 🤫 ~ Making no noise at all

                              It’s a long way back to Ruffian 🐆
          Who apparently left her Inner Cheetah 🐆 in the Barn today

             Keeping her company is the not so Energized  Blunny 🐰

          Even farther back showing no interest in running at all
                              Post Time Mike  🐎 and  Roamin 🏎

                                AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

                   Tiger 🐅 Dancer Hearing No HoofBeats behind her
                                      just Merrily Trotting along

         Suddenly ~ Digger has discovered his “Hidden Energy Gene”  🧬
                      He is flying up the rail like a jet plane ✈️

           He has flown past Thunder Cat with his Eye 👁 on the Tiger 🐅
         But will it be too little too late to catch the Freaky Fast Filly In Front

                              The answer came quickly and clearly
                  There was  NO  catching the Dancing Tiger 🐅  today   :OMG:

                     “ In The Jungle The Lion 🦁 Sleeps Tonight “
                      But On The Racetrack ~ The Tiger 🐅 Roared

                        $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $84.80 🏆    :celebrate:
         A Dynamic Demonstration Of Supurr-Sonic Speed, Confidence + Power

DIGGER ♠️ $76.80 🤵‍♂️
             Tremendous turn of foot in the final Furlong
                          But there was no catching that Tiger 🐅 today

(( DC )) THUNDER CAT 🐱 $66.90
                 As the saying goes ~
“ Turnabout Is Fair Play “  + Catches The Bodacious Bouquet 💐
Last Time Tiger 🐅 Dancer Doing her best to catch Thunder Cat 🐈‍⬛ Without Success

CRUZAN  🏍 $59.30
              Not fast enough to catch the Bouquet 💐
                                 But enough to Steal The Precious  💍

DUSTY 🌪 $53.50

REAL QUIET 🤫 $41

RUFFIAN 🐆 $25.80

BLUNNY  🐰 $24

POST TIME MIKE 🐎 $15.50

ROAMIN 🏎 $13.20

                                 We now bid farewell to Del Mar
                                   Where the Surf Met The Turf
                 And 9 runners tried to keep up with A Dancing Tiger 🐅















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                                                 :forruffian:

Good Afternoon And Welcome To Midweek Mayhem @ COLONIAL DOWNS
                           Feature Event = BOTS ( Battle Of The Sexes )

So Sad 😞 To See Just 7
        Can’t Help But Wonder Why 🙄
              3 Exceptional Colts
                         Deciding Not To Try 😢

Defending Champion Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃
           Will have 6 Contentious Challengers
                       Trying to prevent Another rambunctious Roar 🐯

                 The Swift Seven Are in the gate and ready to run

                    And Away They Go In The BOTS Challenge

It’s Ruffian releasing her Inner Cheetah 🐆
                  And Cruzan 🏍 Out For An Early Lead

                           OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

              It is now Dusty 💨 leading the way they open daylight
Thunder Cat 🐱 is next followed by Ruffian, Digger ♠️ Cruzan, Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃

                Far back is Roamin Who is not found his best Stride yet

                          THEY’RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

DUSTY + THUNDER CAT Leading The Way
   RUFFIAN Is next about it lengths back

These 3 Fillys Way out in front without a Colt in sight … Yet 😱

                             AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

Dusty and Thunder Cat continue to lead the way to the wire

Ruffian and Cruzan neck and neck in a battle for the Bodacious Bouquet 💐

It’s a long way back to the defending champion Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃
                   Roamin Finally found his energy Gene 🧬
Digger Seems to have lost his along the way trailing the field

At the wire it is Dusty by 3 Winning BOTS Glory for the Fillys 🏆
              Thunder Cat 🐱 Easily the best of the rest 👰‍♂️
Ruffian Hold of Cruzan to catch the Bodacious Bouquet 💐
                   Cruzan Steals The Precious 💍

                    $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

DUSTY 💨 $48.40 🥇  :celebrate:
            Confident and Capable Victory

THUNDER CAT 🐱 $40.10 👰
            Best O The Rest

RUFFIAN  🐆 $30.50  💐
          Hard fought battle to hold off Cruzan

CRUZAN 🏍 $29.40
           Misses the bouquet 💐 but steals The Precious  💍

(( DC )) TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $23.10
                A Purrrr Instead Of A Roar 🐯

ROAMIN 🏎 $19.80

DIGGER ♠️ $17.90
          Inherits the Key 🔑 to Ye Ole Dog 🐕  House
Along with the calculator to present the results next time

We bid farewell to Virginia
        Unfortunately with too much rain
                But we still had lots of fun
                            No reason to complain







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