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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 9/16 * RESULTS * Indiana Grand

« on: September 17, 2020, 11:44:25 AM »

                                         

           GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
                       TODAY WE ARE AT INDIANA GRAND
                                             

                           OUR FEATURE EVENT = BOTS
                                BATTLE OF THE SEXES
                                         

             FIERCE FRISKY FILLYS VS COMBATIVE CONTENTIOUS COLTS
                                                 

                        WITH SCRATCHES OF BRI / RAVEN
      DEFENDING CHAMP, TIGER DANCER, WILL HAVE 7 COMPETITIVE
    CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT ROAR OF THE TIGER

          THE ENERGETIC EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN

             AND AWAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE BOTS CHALLENGE

                     IT'S A TRIO OF SPEED OUT FOR AN EARLY LEAD
                              CRUZAN ~ BLUNNY & THUNDER CAT
                                   
           
              SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK ARE RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER

                           THESE FIVE ARE WAY IN FRONT

                        PLAYING A CATCH UP GAME FOR NOW
                           DUSTY ~ ROAMIN ~ REAL QUIET

                      THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

                        CRUZAN CONTINUES TO LEAD THE WAY
                                           
       
              A FIERCE FILLY FELINE DUO HOT ON HIS TAIL
    RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER TRYING TO CATCH THE RUNAWAY COLT
                                                           

          BLUNNY & THUNDER CAT ARE NEXT ABOUT 5 LENGTHS BACK

                    ROAMIN AND DUSTY TRYING TO GET MOTIVATED

                 REAL QUIET TOTALLY DISINTERESTED AND FAR BACK

                         AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

   CRUZAN FIRING UP HIS INNER ENGINE EVEN MORE IS PULLING AWAY

             RUFFIAN AND TIGER DANCER STILL IN HOT PURRRRSUIT

BLUNNY AND THUNDER CAT SIDE BY SIDE ARE JUST 3 LENGTHS BACK

             ROAMIN & DUSTY ARE NEXT FOLLOWED BY REAL QUIET

     AT THE FINISH LINE ~ A WIRE TO WIRE ROAR FROM CRUZAN
               TO BRING BOTS GLORY HOME FOR THE COLTS
                                           

RUFFIAN IS A CONTENTIOUS 2nd
TIGER DANCER RIGHT THERE IN 3rd
THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY
RIGHT AT HOME IN THE SHIRE TO STEAL THE PRECIOUS IN 4th

              $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
                                  BOTS CHALLENGE
               *** REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO: RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

CRUZAN = $71.40   
* BOTS GLORY FOR THE COLTS

RUFFIAN = $62.20
* CHEETAH ENERGY FADED IN FINAL FURLONGS   

{{DC}} TIGER DANCER = $60
* SOLID EFFORT GATE TO WIRE
     * BOTS BODACIOUS BOUQUET 

BLUNNY = $55.50
* OFF TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'   

                           $$$ ALSO RAN $$$

THUNDER CAT = $50.30

ROAMIN  =  $44.10

DUSTY = $40.80

REAL QUIET = $28.60
*** A RARE EVENT TO SEE THIS COLT IN THE DOG HOUSE!
BUT WE CAN LOOK FORWARD TO AN EXCITING RACE CALL
       THAT HOPEFULLY WILL NOT BE ''REALLY QUIET''

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SERENE SECLUSION
REMINDING THAT A PHONE CALL OR EMAIL
HELPS OTHERS NOT FEEL SO ALONE
                       

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY: 9/19 @ WOODBINE

« on: September 17, 2020, 09:25:01 AM »

                                             

                                CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN   

        ''THE CHEETAH'' RAN HARD AND FAST AS ONLY A CHEETAH CAN
                      TO FLY BY THE REALLY FAST FRONT RUNNER
                              NOT SO QUIET = REAL QUIET
          PUTTING HER FRISKY FELINE NOSE ON THE WIRE FIRST
                                             

                                VENUE:  WOODBINE   

            POST TIMES:  1:10 ET -- 12:10 CT -- 11:10 MT -- 10:10 PT 

                                    FEATURE EVENT:  TBA   

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & SEE = DQ
               

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS - 9/16 @ INDIANA GRAND

« on: September 14, 2020, 09:26:47 AM »

                               

                            CONGRATS TO TIGER DANCER 
      THE FRISKY FILLY DANCED HER WAY TO A DAZZLING VICTORY
                                               

             VENUE CHOICE:  INDIANA GRAND *** R1--9 ONLY ***   
                              *** DO NOT INCLUDE R 10 {QUARTER HORSES} ***

       POST TIMES: 2:20 ET -- 1:20 CT -- 12:20 MT -- 11:20 PT   

                                    $$$   SCOREKEEPER   $$$

IN THE CAT HOUSE AMIDST CATNIP & YARN BALLS IS DUSTY
   IF SHE IS UNABLE TO CALCULATE THE DAY'S EVENT
THEN RUFFIAN WILL PURRRRR ON IN TO REPORT RESULTS
                             


RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & SEE =  DQ   

                         
                                         
             
                                         =^,,^=

               
               
                                                 
                           

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Handicapping / SUPURRR SATURDAY *RESULTS+GRAPHICS* 9/12 @ KY DOWNS

« on: September 14, 2020, 12:03:22 AM »

  **SS RESULTS**



GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
      TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
TODAY AT KENTUCKY DOWNS WE CELEBRATE 
          POST TIME MIKE'S BIRTHDAY
 WITH THE ''PTM HAPPY BIRTHDAY" STAKES
     


WITH SCRATCHES OF RAVEN -&- BRI
   
 DEFENDING CHAMP ~REAL QUIET~
WILL HAVE 9 CONTENTIOUS CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT ROAR AT THE WIRE


AND THEY'RE OFF IN ...
 THE PTM HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAKES



    TEN AWAY IN GOOD ORDER
WITH NOBODY WANTING THE LEAD


         ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~
   


BREAKING AWAY FROM THE PACK
   WITH A HUGE LEAD NOW,
IT IS REAL QUIET FAR AHEAD
       BY OPEN DAYLIGHT



ABOUT 20 LENGTHS BACK ARE
  BLUNNY -&- THUNDER CAT

THIS DUO IS FOLLOWED BY DUSTY

ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE
POST TIME MIKE ~ ROAMIN ~ RUFFIAN

THE EARLY TRAILERS
MOVING AT THE SPEED OF SNAIL
TIGER DANCER ~ CATALINA ~ CRUZAN
   



   ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~
                     


REAL QUIET CONTINUES TO
SHOW THE WAY BY 20+ LENGTHS

NOBODY IS GAINING ON THE DEFENDING CHAMP ---> YET

BLUNNY -&- THUNDER CAT
CONTINUE TO TRY WITHOUT SUCCESS

DUSTY -&- TIGER DANCER
ARE RIGHT AT THE TAILS OF THAT DUO

ROAMIN ~ CATALINA ~
  POST TIME MIKE
      RUFFIAN -&- CRUZAN
ARE MEANDERING ALONG AT TURTLE TEMPO



   ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~
                 



REAL QUIET WITH EVERYTHING GOING HIS WAY
     IS FAR AHEAD IN FRONT
        THE REPEAT ROAR LOOKS INEVITABLE
             


BUT AS WE ALL KNOW ONLY TOO WELL ~
IT AIN'T OVER TILL THAT STOUT LADY SINGS!
   BUT WILL SHE SING TODAY
     IN THE FACE OF AN ALMOST 'SURE THING'
           


    WITH A RESOUNDING ROAR OF AN INVISIBLE CROWD
SUDDENLY IT IS RUFFIAN WHO HAS LET HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
COME OUT TO RUN AS ONLY THE FASTEST LAND ANIMAL CAN ~
     

THE FLAMBOYANT FILLY IS PASSING ONE AFTER ANOTHER
    BUT IS THE LEAD OF REAL QUIET INSURMOUNTABLE
         JUST TOO LITTLE CHEETAH POWER TOO LATE?

THE ANSWER CAME SWIFTLY AND DECIDEDLY
     THE FREAKY FAST FILLY FLEW
  RIGHT PAST THE COLT IN THE LEAD
     TO WIN BY A CHEETAH WHISKER
       


   OBJECTION LIGHTS FLASHING 
      ON TOTE BOARD BY RQ JOCKEY
INTERFERENCE IN THE HOME STRETCH

AFTER REVIEWING THE REPLAY
  THE STEWARDS FIND NOTHING
'OBJECTIONABLE' IN RUFFIAN'S WIN

 
    $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
             PTM BIRTHDAY STAKES


1st ~ RUFFIAN ==== $68.70
*A 'MIGHTY HEART' OF THE CHEETAH
~*~ ~*~ ~*~


2nd ~ {DC}REAL QUIET ==== $67.00
*TUFF LOSS ~ BUT ALL HEART GATE TO WIRE
~*~ ~*~ ~*~



3rd ~ BLUNNY ==== $48.60
*CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET OF CARROTS
  ~*~  ~*~  ~*~ 


4th ~ THUNDER CAT ==== $41.10
*STEALS THE PRECIOUS
  ~*~  ~*~  ~*~ 


    ~~ALSO RAN~~



DUSTY ===== $39.60

TIGER DANCER === $36.30

ROAMIN ===== $23.20

CATALINA ==== $17.50

POST TIME MIKE === $16.20

CRUZAN ==== $9.00
*REPEAT DOG HOUSE RESIDENT
MILK BONE BISCUITS & VEGAS SHOWGIRLS AWAIT



    REPORT $$$ OBJECTIONS TO: 
            RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

   WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL
WISHING ALL A SAFE & SANE SECLUSION
REMEMBER THAT A PHONE CALL OR EMAIL
    HELPS THOSE YOU CARE ABOUT
            KNOW THEY ARE NOT ALONE


     **Graphics By: 
   ~~TIGER DANCER~~

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY: 9/12 @ KENTUCKY DOWNS + QUEEN'S PLATE

« on: September 10, 2020, 10:34:23 AM »

                                             

                           CONGRATS TO REAL QUIET   
              WHO IRONICALLY ON NATIONAL ''BE QUIET''  DAY
         ROARED THE LOUDEST OF ALL DESTROYING THE COMPETITION!
            IN THE IRONICALLY NAMED:  ''SOUND OF SILENCE'  STAKES
                                             

            VENUE:  KENTUCKY DOWNS {Central Time Zone!}   
                                              ALL TURF FESTIVAL
     
            *** BONUS RACE:  QUEEN'S PLATE {R10 @ WOODBINE} ***   
                        *** POST BONUS FOLLOWING KENTUCKY DOWNS PIX ***

                                      FEATURE EVENT   
                                      POST TIME MIKE BIRTHDAY STAKES
                                                         

         POST TIMES: 1:15 ET ~ 12:15 CT ~ 11:15 MT ~ 10:15 PT   

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO ALWAYS VIEW
DON'T RISK AN ERROR POST
THEN POUT WHEN SEE = DQ
                 

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Handicapping / KENTUCKY DERBY 2020 ~ RESULTS + GRAPHICS 9/5

« on: September 07, 2020, 03:35:44 AM »

  **KENTUCKY DERBY RESULTS**

 


GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO SUPURRR SPECIAL SATURDAY

 NO TIZ NOT THE 1ST SATURDAY IN MAY
IT'S THE FIRST SATURDAY IN SEPTEMBER
      AND ~ KENTUCKY DERBY DAY


A MIND TRIP FOR MOST OF US TO BE SURE!
       BUT WHEN LIFE HANDS U LEMONS
JUST BE SURE TO GRAB THE SUGAR FOR LEMONADE
     


TODAY IS:
NATIONAL ''BE QUIET'' DAY
     

    HONORING THAT HOLIDAY
        OUR FEATURE EVENT:
THE "SOUNDS OF SILENCE" STAKES
   
         


WITH THE LATE SCRATCHES OF
       THE RAVEN + BRI


DEFENDING CHAMP ~CRUZAN~
WILL HAVE 9 CAPABLE CHALLENGERS

THE TENACIOUS TEN ARE READY TO ROCK THE DAY
     





AND AWAY THEY GO IN ...
    THE 'SOUNDS OF SILENCE' STAKES



ROAMIN ROARS OUT OF THE GATE
     TO TAKE THE FIELD INTO THE TURN

 
       
    ~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~
           


ROAMIN NOT HANDLING THE TURN WELL
        HAS DROPPED BACK

IT IS NOW DUSTY LEAPING TO
A GIGANTIC LEAD OVER THE FIELD!



CATALINA IS ABOUT 8 LENGTHS BACK
    FOLLOWED BY POST TIME MIKE

ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BEHIND THAT TRIO
        THUNDER CAT -&- REAL QUIET

TIGER DANCER IS NEXT
      FOLLOWED BY ROAMIN

BLUNNY IS TRYING TO CHARGE UP HIS ENERGIZER BATTERY
    BUT SO FAR HE IS MEANDERING ALONG IN LOW GEAR
     


    TRAILING THE FIELD IN TURTLE TEMPO TARDINESS
DEFENDING CHAMP CRUZAN -&- A 'CHEETAH-LESS' RUFFIAN
       


    ~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


THINGS HAVE SUDDENLY CHANGED DRAMATICALLY!
                 
IN A HEARTBEAT ...  REAL QUIET ~ RUFFIAN -&- CATALINA
TURNED INTO A PEGASUS TRIO LEAVING THE REST BEHIND
               


BUT POST TIME MIKE IS CATCHING UP QUICKLY

DUSTY IS RIGHT THERE
WITH ROAMIN + TIGER DANCER RIGHT ON HER TAIL

IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO
  THIS SNAIL PACED TRIO
THUNDER CAT ~ BLUNNY ~ CRUZAN
   


    ~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~


NOW IT'S POST TIME MIKE
TAKING COMMAND OF THE LEAD

REAL QUIET ~ DUSTY ~ RUFFIAN
  HOT TO TROT ON HIS TAIL
 
             

ROAMIN NOT THRU YET IS RIGHT THERE
   SIDE BY SIDE WITH TIGER DANCER

A BIG GAP NOW BACK TO
CATALINA & THUNDER CAT ~ MEOW MEOW

THE NOT SO ENERGIZED BLUNNY EVEN FARTHER BACK

AND ALL ALONE IN HIS OWN TIME ZONE ~
DEFENDING CHAMP ~CRUZAN~
HEADING TOWARDS YE OLE DOG HOUSE!



JUST A FURLONG TO GO TO THE WIRE
    WITH POST TIME MIKE
IN TOTAL COMMAND OF THE RACE

BUT AS YA KNOW  ~
THERE'S NEVER A 'SURE THING'
TILL NOSE TOUCHES WIRE AND
THE STOUT LADY SINGS HER ARIA



JUST AS SHE WAS ABOUT TO SING
    THE PRAISES FOR POST TIME MIKE
SOMEONE ELSE
   HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ....



AND HE SAID IT WITH A MIGHTY ROAR!
     IRONICALLY ON NATIONAL "BE QUIET DAY"
IT IS REAL QUIET WITH THE LOUDEST SOUND OF THE DAY!
      A NOT SO QUIET MIGHTY ROAR OF VICTORY!
        SHATTERING ''THE SOUNDS OF SILENCE''

             



    $$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
         SOUNDS OF SILENCE STAKES

            ***SPECIAL DERBY DAY NOTE***
  REAL QUIET + TIGER DANCER WERE THE ONLY ONES TO
REALIZE THE "AUTHENTIC" ABILITY OF THE DERBY WINNER
 



1st ~ REAL QUIET ==== $172.80 
*YO-YO-DUDE AWARD:  {LAST IN SS 8/29  TO #1}
  ~~WINNER~~ 


2nd ~ POST TIME MIKE === $133.60
*A Winning Total On Most Days!
   *Derby Day BridesMan



3rd ~ DUSTY ==== $111.50
*Catches The Bodacious Bouquet
  ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ 


4th ~ RUFFIAN === $107.40
*By A Cheetah Whisker, Steals The Precious
~RING-THIEF~


    ~~ALSO RAN~~



ROAMIN ==== $106.60

TIGER DANCER === $100.40

CATALINA ==== $89.00

THUNDER CAT ==== $85.80

BLUNNY ==== $59.80

{DC}CRUZAN ==== $14.60
FROM PENTHOUSE TO DOG HOUSE
** YO-YO-DUDE  {#1 SS 8/29 To Last}
   


    REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO: 
            RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

    WE NOW BID YOU A FOND DERBY DAY FAREWELL
SOME LEAVING IN DIRE DISAPPOINTMENT OF NO TRIPLE CROWN
    OTHERS IN SHEER GLEE AND GLORY AT THE END OF DAY

    WISHING ALL A SAFE & SANE SECLUSION
AND REMEMBER ===> A PHONE CALL OR EMAIL
   LETS OTHERS KNOW THEY ARE NOT ALONE


     **Graphics By: 
   ~~TIGER DANCER~~

   

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM - 9/9 + *RESULTS* @ KENTUCKY DOWNS

« on: September 06, 2020, 10:39:40 AM »

                                           
                        CONGRATS TO THE 'DUSTY ONE'   
WHO DUSTED OFF THE COMPETITION WITH FRISKY FINESSE
                 TO WIN BOTS GLORY FOR FILLYS
                                       

                    VENUE CHOICE:  KENTUCKY DOWNS   
                                       *** ALL  TURF  CARD ***

            POST TIMES: 1:15 ET -- 12:15 CT -- 11:15 MT -- 10:15 PT   

                                        $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

                 BRINGING THE DAYS EVENT FROM THE 'BUNNY HUTCH'
                  AKA YE OLE DOG HOUSE  CONVERTED
                     MILK BONE BISCUITS REPLACED WITH CARROTS       
               VEGAS SHOWGIRLS REPLACED WITH PLAYBOY BUNNYS!   

       WILL BE THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY WITH CHARGED UP CALCULATOR

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRR THEN SEE = DQ
               

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 9/2 ~ *RESULTS* {Mountaineer}

« on: September 03, 2020, 12:01:57 PM »

                                                             

              GOOD EVENING & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM AT MOUNTAINEER
                                                   

             OUR FEATURE EVENT:  BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES
                         IN THE  ROCKY MOUNTAINEER HIGH

          FIERCELY FAST FILLYS    VS:  CLEVER CONTENTIOUS COLTS
                                               

                     WITH SCRATCHES OF CATALINA, RAVEN, BRI
           DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN ~ WILL HAVE 7 CHALLENGERS

                 THE ENERGETIC 8 ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

                                 AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO

                IT'S A SPEEDY TRIO OUT FOR A SHORT EARLY LEAD
                    TIGER DANCER ~  ROAMIN  ~ THUNDER CAT

             BUT ONLY ANOTHER LENGTH BACK ARE RUFFIAN & DUSTY

                                OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

               WITH AN AMAZING SURGE OF SUPER SONIC SPEED
    FROM THE CLOUDS ~ IT IS CRUZAN WITH A GIGANTICOUS LEAD!
                                               
 

             ABOUT 15 LENGTHS BACK IS TIGER DANCER ON THE MOVE

                     FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY DUSTY & RUFFIAN

                     TRAILING IN THE EARLY GOING NOW ARE
                ROAMIN, THUNDER CAT, BLUNNY & REAL QUIET

                             THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

THINGS SUDDENLY CHANGE AS CRUZAN JUMPED A SHADOW
                  LOSING MOMENTUM DRASTICALLY   

           IT IS TIGER DANCER, DUSTY AND RUFFIAN
          TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIS MISFORTUNE
                   QUICKLY TAKE OVER THE LEAD

REAL QUIET FINALLY FINDING HIS BEST STRIDE MOVES UP
    JOINING CRUZAN BEHIND THE 3 FIERCELY FAST FILLYS

IT'S A VERY LONG WAY BACK TO THE TURTLE TEMPO TRAILERS
                    THUNDER CAT ~ ROAMIN ~ BLUNNY

                             AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

      DUSTY & TIGER DANCER NECK + NECK LEAD THE WAY
RUFFIAN IS RIGHT THERE SHOWING COLOSSAL CHEETAH ENERGY

CRUZAN + REAL QUIET SIDE BY SIDE ARE NEXT
WITH A SMALL CHANCE OF SOME PURSE MONEY

   AT THE WIRE IT IS DUSTY WITH THE FINAL SURGE OF POWER
TIGER DANCER WITH AN EXCELLENT EFFORT WILL BE BRIDESMAID
     RUFFIAN'S CHEETAH CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET

                THERE IS A PHOTO FOR 'THE PRECIOUS'
TURNS OUT TO BE A DEAD HEAT OF CRUZAN & REAL QUIET

                     SO IT'S A FILLY FELINE 'FUR-FECTA' BOTS FINALE! 
     
                             $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
                   {Report $$$ Objections To:  RUFFIAN333@webtv.net}
         
DUSTY = $81.20 
* Fierce Filly Fights For BOTS Glory

TIGER DANCER = $76.40   
* Excellent Energy ~ Almost A Winner   

RUFFIAN = $66.60 <===
* The Devil Made Her Day!   
   To Catch Bodacious Bouquet

DH = CRUZAN + REAL QUIET = $54.80
Both Colts Get A Golden Ring ''Precious''     

THUNDER CAT = $22.80

{DC}  ROAMIN = $11

BLUNNY = $8.60
* Off To Ye Ole Dog House or Perhaps The Bunny Hutch!
     Carrots Replacing Milk Bone Biscuits + Playboy Bunnys 

WE NOW BID YOU A ROCKY MOUNTAINEER HIGH FAREWELL

               WISHING ALL A SAFE, SANE, SECLUSION
AND A REMINDER THAN A PHONE CALL OR EMAIL TO FRIENDS
           REMINDS THEM THAT THEY ARE NOT SO ALONE                     
                                         

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Handicapping / SUPURR SPECIAL SATURDAY: 9/5 @ CHURCHILL DOWNS ~ ~ ~ DERBY DAY

« on: September 03, 2020, 10:01:00 AM »

                                                         

                          SUPURR SPECIAL SATURDAY HAS ARRIVED
                                THO MUCH LATER THAN USUAL
                   DUE TO UNFORTUNATE & TRAGIC CIRCUMSTANCE   

                        OUR HEARTS & THOUGHTS GO OUT TO ALL
          WHO HAVE SUFFERED A LOSS IN THESE VERY SAD TIMES
                                               

               BUT TODAY WE WILL TRY TO UPLIFT OUR HEARTS
                      WATCH OUR FAVORITE EQUINES RUN
                                             
               
                        SOME MAY BRING US UNTOLD JOY   
                      SOME MAY BRING DISAPPOINTMENT   

              BUT EITHER WAY ~ ENJOY THE DAY AT CHURCHILL DOWNS
                CRUZAN WILL RUN FOR A REPEAT 'CRUISE' TO THE WIRE   

                        FEATURE EVENT:  RUN FOR ROSES STAKES   

                                      POST TIMES: EARLY BIRD SPECIAL!   
                                     11 AM ET -- 10 AM CT -- 9 AM MT -- 8 AM PT

THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM
THE 2nd MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE
THEN THE CAT COMES ALONG
     AND SHE GETS EM ALL!   
                   

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY: 8/29 RESULTS {Saratoga}

« on: August 31, 2020, 01:01:37 PM »

                                               

            GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
                                    FAREWELL TO SARATOGA

    DEFENDING CHAMP, TIGER DANCER, WILL HAVE 9 CAPABLE CHALLENGERS
                 ALL TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT ROAR TO VICTORY
                                                     

             THE TALENTED TEN ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


                AND AWAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE ''SARATOGA FAREWELL''

                      LIKE TWIN ROCKETS   ....  2 LEAVE THE GATE
                       LEAVING THE REST OF THE FIELD THINKING
                             THEIR OWN GATE MALFUNCTIONED!

           TIGER DANCER & CRUZAN HAVE OPENED UP A 30 LENGTH LEAD
                                                       

                                      OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
   
                              IT IS NOW CRUZAN ALONE ON THE LEAD
                    THE CAPRICIOUS COLT WENT INTO OVERDRIVE PLUS
              LEAVING TIGER DANCER PLAYING A SPEEDY CATCH UP GAME
                                                                                                     
 

                     CRUZAN IS 15 LENGTHS AHEAD OF TIGER DANCER
                            SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN

       THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE DOING THEIR BEST TO CLOSE THE HUGE GAP
                                     WITHOUT MUCH SUCCESS ~ YET
   

                     BLUNNY IS RUNNING 3RD FOR NOW BUT STILL WAY FAR BACK

                         CATALINA IS ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BEHIND BLUNNY

                 ROAMIN IS NEXT, FOLLOWED BY RUFFIAN, REAL QUIET, DUSTY

             TRAILING IN THE EARLY GOING ARE THUNDER CAT & POST TIME MIKE

                                         AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

                                         CRUZAN JUST CRUISIN ALONG
                         WITH NOBODY CLOSE ENOUGH TO CHALLENGE

         TIGER DANCER ALL OUT TRYING TO CATCH THE RUNAWAY COLT
         BUT THE CHANCES OF A REPEAT ROAR LOOKS HIGHLY UNLIKELY   

           DUSTY & RUFFIAN FINALLY FINDING THEIR FELINE "FRISKY-NESS"
                              ARE MOVING UP + GAINING GROUND
                      BUT STILL NOT IN CONTENTION OF CATCHING
                          THE FRONT RUNNING DUO OF SPEED

             PICKING UP HER PACE IS CATALINA FOLLOWED BY BLUNNY

                                  IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO
          ROAMIN, THUNDER CAT, REAL QUIET + POST TIME MIKE

                          AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

         CRUZAN WITH EVERYTHING GOING HIS WAY CONTINUES TO LEAD

       HOT TO TROT DEFENDING CHAMP, TIGER DANCER DOING HER BEST
    TO CATCH THE LIGHTNING FAST COLT IN FRONT ~ WITHOUT SUCCESS

                                 DUSTY AND RUFFIAN ARE NEXT
 FOLLOWED BY CATALINA WITH A CHANCE OF SOME PURSE MONEY

        THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE FAR BACK WITH NO CHANCE OF SQUAT   
        OTHER THAN CAT HOUSE CATNIP OR DOG HOUSE MILK BONE TREATS

                    AT THE WIRE BY OPEN DAYLIGHT IT'S ALL CRUZAN

                 TIGER DANCER MUCH THE BEST OF THE REST IS 2ND

          DUSTY OUT RUNS RUFFIAN TO CATCH THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET

                  RUFFIAN WITH PLENTY LEFT TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'

                          $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH  $$$$$
                                        SARATOGA FAREWELL
        {REPORT $$$ OBJECTIONS TO:  RUFFIAN333@webtv.net}

CRUZAN = $141.10   
* Supurrr Speed Rules The Spa

{{TIGER DANCER}}  = $102.50   
* Good Enuff On Any Other Day To Win ~ Not This Time!

DUSTY = $76.70
* Slow Start ~ Superb Final Furlongs   

RUFFIAN = $62.70
* Cheetah A Bit Lethargic But Enough To Steal ''The Precious''   


                                       $$$  ALSO RAN  $$$

CATALINA = $58.60

BLUNNY = $42.30

POST TIME MIKE $32.20

ROAMIN = $25.90

THUNDER CAT = $25.10

REAL QUIET = $20.10
*A Rare Visitor To Ye Ole Dog House!   
     * Specially Prepared Milk Bone Buffet   

  WE NOW BID A NOSTALGIC FAREWELL TO SARATOGA
WITH KENTUCKY DERBY DREAMS FILLING OUR THOUGHTS
                                       

STAY SAFE, STAY SANE, STAY SECLUDED
BUT REMEMBER YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY
     AN EMAIL OR TELEPHONE CALL
MAKES ALL THE GLOOM FADE AWAY
                       

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 9/2 @ MOUNTAINEER

« on: August 30, 2020, 12:42:47 PM »

                                               
                                      CONGRATS TO ROAMIN   

                    THE QUIRKY COLT DEMOLISHED HIS COMPETITION
                           HEADING TO THE WIRE UNCHALLENGED

                              VENUE:  MOUNTAINEER   

    POST TIMES:  7 PM ET -- 6 PM CT -- 5 PM MT -- 4 PM PT   

                         FEATURE EVENT: ROCKY MOUNTAINEER HIGH

                                $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

             IN THE CAT HOUSE AMIDST CATNIP & SCRATCHING POSTS
                       IS THUNDER CAT WITH CALCULATOR IN PAWS
                                             

                     IF SHE IS UNABLE TO FULFILL SCOREKEEPING
                 RUFFIAN WILL ROAR ON IN TO PRESENT RESULTS

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & SEE = DQ
               

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 8/26 RESULTS {Saratoga}

« on: August 27, 2020, 12:28:09 PM »

                                               

          GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
                               TODAY WE ARE AT SARATOGA

                   NATIONAL DOG DAY     
WILL A COLT DOG BE ABLE TO BRING HONOR TO THIS HOLIDAY 
     OR WILL A FIERCE FILLY CAT, FIGHT HER WAY FOR THE FELINES
                                               
                                       


WITH THE SCRATCHES OF CATALINA, BRI & REAL QUIET
      DEFENDING CHAMP, THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY
WILL HAVE 7 SERIOUSLY COMPETITIVE CHALLENGERS

               THE ENERGETIC EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

            OUT FOR A BIG LEAD IT IS THE RAVEN FLYING AWAY FROM THE REST
                            ROAMIN IS HOT TO TROT CATCHING UP QUICKLY
                                                                                                 
 

                 SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK ARE CRUZAN & BLUNNY
   FOLLOWED BY DUSTY, TIGER DANCER, RUFFIAN & THUNDER CAT

            THE RACE SEEMS DIVIDED INTO 2  WITH 4 COLTS IN FRONT
                 4 FRUSTRATED FILLYS PLAYING CATCH EM IF YA CAN

                                      AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

                           IT IS THE RAVEN FLYING AWAY WITH THE RACE
       
              ROAMIN IS DOING HIS BEST TO KEEP UP BUT IS 13 LENGTHS BACK

                         CRUZAN & DUSTY ARE ANOTHER 10 LENGTHS BACK

   EVEN FARTHER BACK IS DEFENDING CHAMP BLUNNY
FOLLOWED BY TIGER DANCER, RUFFIAN & THUNDER CAT

                                  AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

              RAVEN WITH EVERYTHING GOIN HIS WAY CONTINUES TO FLY HIGH

ROAMIN CONTINUES TO PURSUE THE FRONT RUNNER WITH ENERGY
     AND DECIDED DETERMINATION BUT STILL VERY FAR BACK                 
                                         
     CRUZAN ALL OUT TRYING TO CATCH THE LEADERS

DUSTY ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK

DEFENDING CHAMP, THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY
   WITH LITTLE ENERGY TODAY IS FAR BACK           
   
IT'S ANOTHER 10 LENGTHS BACK TO TIGER DANCER
    FOLLOWED BY RUFFIAN AND THUNDER CAT

                RAVEN WITH PEGASUS WINGS TO GUIDE HIM LEADS THE WAY

BUT SUDDENLY THE NON-EXISTENT CROWD IS ON THEIR
HYPOTHETICAL FEET SCREAMING AS SOMEONE IS FLYING
HIGHER THAN THE RAVEN AND GAINING GROUND QUICKLY!

                    IT IS ROAMIN WITH A LATE BURST OF SUPER SONIC SPEED
                                                     
                                    BUT IS IT TOO LITTLE TOO LATE?   

                               THE ANSWER CAME QUICKLY & DECIDEDLY
                       AS WITH ONE LAST SURGE OF SPEED AND POWER,
                      SHOWS ROAMIN  EASILY THE WINNER BY DAYLIGHT
         
                RAVEN VERY SHOCKED AT THE WIRE, IS SECOND BEST TODAY   

                       CRUZAN WITH ENOUGH TO OUTRUN DUSTY IS 3RD
   
                                     DUSTY STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS'

                            $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
               { REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO:  RUFFIAN333@webtv.net }

ROAMIN = $127.90   
* YO-YO DUDE {Last To First MM In A Row}

RAVEN = $87.40
* Tuff Loss In Final Furlongs   

CRUZAN = $51.30
* Bodacious Bouquet   

DUSTY = $45.60
* Steals The Precious   

{{DC}} BLUNNY = $31.20
 * Carrot Money

TIGER DANCER = $20.80

RUFFIAN = $13.30

THUNDER CAT = $2.20
   * Almost A Golden Goose Egg!   Wins The MM Calculator

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM SARATOGA
      WISHING ALL A SAFE & SANE SECLUSION

REMEMBER = AN EMAIL OR PHONE CALL LETS OTHERS
KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT THEM IN THESE TRYING TIMES
                                     
                                   

                 
                 
                                                 
                           

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY: 8/29 @ SARATOGA

« on: August 27, 2020, 10:02:20 AM »

                                                   
                                   CONGRATS TO TIGER DANCER   
         THE FIERCE FEARLESS FILLY FROLICKED HER WAY TO AN EASY WIN
                                                 

                              VENUE: SARATOGA   

                          Last opportunity for us to visit Saratoga this season
            Forego [G1]    Sword Dancer [G1]   Amsterdam   [G2]  Saranac [G3].
 
                POST TIMES: 1:10 ET - 12:10 CT - 11:10 MT - 10:10 PT   

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
WHY DO IT WRONG & ERR
THEN POUT WHEN SEE = DQ 
                                        
                                         
               
                                         =^,,^=

               
                 
                                                 
                           

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 8/26 @ SARATOGA

« on: August 24, 2020, 09:26:05 AM »

                                         

               CONGRATS TO THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY   
     WHO GOT 'LOST IN THE FOG' BUT STILL MANAGED
                  TO REACH THE FINISH LINE FIRST! 

              VENUE CHOICE: SARATOGA RACE #2--9   
                DO NOT INCLUDE RACE 1 = HURDLES

     POST TIMES: {R2} 1:21 ET -- 12:21 CT -- 11:21 MT -- 10:21 PT   

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERR AND SEE = DQ
               

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY: 8/22 *** RESULTS *** {DEL MAR}

« on: August 23, 2020, 12:34:36 PM »

                                               


THE RESULTS TODAY
ARE SHORT & SWEET
WITH A 9 WEEK PUPPY
ALWAYS UNDER FEET 
       

        IT'S HARD TO SIT & TYPE
CAUSE WHO KNOWS WHERE SHE BE
     OR WHAT SHE'S GETTIN INTO
   A CONSTANT = GO CHECK + SEE!

    SO HERE IS HOW IT WENT
THE HIGHS & LOWS OF THE DAY
 DUSTY DEFENDING HER TITLE
WILL SHE HAVE MUCH TO SAY?

WAS ROAMIN WHO LED THE WAY
  WITH A 'BUNNY' ON HIS TAIL
   DEFENDING CHAMP DUSTY
 NO SPEED COULD SHE AVAIL

POST TIME MIKE WAS SLUGGISH
WAS LEFT BEHIND AT THE GATE
IT WASN'T TILL THE FINAL STRIDES
  WHEN HE CAME A RUNNIN LATE

  BUT THE BIGGEST SHOCKER OF ALL
WAS WHO IT WAS THAT WOULD SCORE
FROM BACK IN THE CLOUDS SHE CAME
 WITH A MIGHTY IMPRESSIVE   'ROAR'

 NO IT WAS NOT THE 'CHEETAH'
   WHO DIDN'T ROAR  AT ALL
   IT WAS THE DANCING TIGER
WHO ANSWERED THE VICTORY CALL!
                 

SO HERE IS HOW IT ALL SHAKES OUT
   THE FINAL RESULTS OF THE 'PAY'
     AS DEFENDING CHAMP DUSTY
      GOT A YO-YO-MAMA TODAY!
                     

   REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO: RUFFIAN333@webtv.net   

TIGER DANCER = $90   
       * A Red Lark Flight Of Fancy 

POST TIME MIKE = $83.40
* "Navy Armed Guard"  To  The Rescue!   

BLUNNY = $63.80
* Catches The Bodacious Bouquet of Carrots   

ROAMIN = $51
* Steals The Precious   

CATALINA = $38

REAL QUIET = $37.20

CRUZAN = $33

THUNDER CAT = $30.80

RUFFIAN = $24.40

{{DC}} DUSTY =  $22.20
     * YO-YO MAMA
{Penthouse To Cat House} = YO YO

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL
WISHING ALL A SAFE + SANE SECLUSION

LET TECHNOLOGY OF EMAIL + PHONE CALLS
   REMIND FRIENDS THEY ARE NOT ALONE