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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM 1/19 @ PARX
« on: January 17, 2022, 09:56:32 AM »
                                                       :forruffian:

      CONGRATULATIONS 🍾 TO CRUZAN ~ AGAIN!   :celebrate:
                     INSTANT REPLAY FOR THOSE WHO MISSED IT

         As someone is flying up the rail almost sprouting wings like Pegasus
It is Cruzan from the back of the pack passing one after another after another

                        But will it be too little too late to catch Zippy

                       The answer came quickly and dramatically
                              YES HE CAN AND YES HE DID!
                                                   :OMG:

In a spectacular super sonic surge of speed
      The Contentious Colt has not only Won the race
                 But Resoundingly Repeated His Winning Streak
                                       To Run for the Elusive 3-Peat Next Week

                    NOW HE WILL RUN FOR THE ELUSIVE 3-PEAT ~  :celebrate:
                                    OR, A FROSTED ❄️ WHISKER    :banghead:

                                 :rhrse:     VENUE = PARX OF COURSE!     :rhrse:
                        IF IT WORKED THAT WELL LAST TIME …
                  MAYBE IT WILL AGAIN FOR 3-PEAT GLORY 🏆

                                                   :lightbulb:   POST TIMES      :lightbulb:
ET = 12:25 🌊
                       CT = 11:25  🌾
                                              MT = 10:25 🏔
                                                                         PT =     🌴

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THROUGH
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ SAD 😢
   

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY 1/15 ** RESULTS ** @ Santa Anita
« on: January 16, 2022, 11:59:53 AM »
                                                       :forruffian:

CONGRATULATIONS TO RUFFIAN  🐆    :celebrate:
              ON A SUPURRR SONIC SHOW OF WHY “THE CHEETAH 🐆 “
                                   IS THE FASTEST IN THE WILD + ON THE TRACK
                           
    BUT THE QUESTION IS = CAN SHE REPEAT THAT PURRRRFORMANCE?  :-\
           Soon We will know the answer to that question as there are
                   9 Capable, Competitive , contentious challengers
             who  are going to try and prevent that from happening in
                      Today’s Feature Event = CALIFORNIA DREAMIN S.

                         The Tenacious Ten Are in the gate ready to run

            AND AWAY THEY GO IN THE CALIFORNIA DREAMIN STAKES  :rhrse:

            It’s a speedy  Cruzan like a Rocket 🚀 20 Lengths Ahead Of
                          A  Colt Quartetheading into the turn
                   Real Quiet 🤫 Roamin 🛻 Zippy ⚡️ Digger  ♠️

       These Speedsters Have left the rest of the runners wondering
            If their own gate had opened on time with the others

                              OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

                       It is now Roamin taking A Big lead
                     Followed by Dusty 🌪 Cruzan + Digger

    Another few lengths back are Real Quiet, Blunny, Zippy

                       It’s a big Gap back to Post Time Mike
And even farther back in another time zone is the Big Cat 🐱 Duo
         Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 + Defending Champion Ruffian  🐆

                          THEY’RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH    :rhrse:

      Roamin Increasing his lead even more way in front of the others
           Dusty is doing her best to catch the Runaway Roamin
                     Along with  with Real Quiet and Digger

                                   Blunny 🐰 is next
            Zippy It’s another 10 Lengths  behind the Bunny 🐰
          Defending Champion Ruffian Finally Awakened is next
But her Inner Cheetah 🐆 Must have been left back in the barn today
       She is so far back there is no way she will repeat her victory 😢

            Another length back is Post Time Mike followed by Cruzan
           And trailing the field by 30 Lengths is Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃

                       AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME   :rhrse:

                        Roamin Now making a mockery of the race 😱
         He is So far ahead of the rest they are running for 2, 3, 4th place

           It is a close battle for those three moneymaker placings
                         Dusty, Real Quiet 🤫 Digger, Blunny

            AT THE WIRE ITS ALL ROAMIN ALONE BY DAYLIGHT 🏆

                    Dusty just holds off Real Quiet for 2nd 🥈
                Real Quiet by a Nostril Whisker over Digger

                        $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
                                      CALIFORNIA DREAMIN

ROAMIN 🛻 $88.90 🏆  :celebrate:
           Impressive Display Of Speed + Power

DUSTY 🌪 $55.30 👰‍♀️
              A Slow Start That Turned Into
                            A Fierce Filly Fight over 3 Contentious Colts

REAL QUIET 🤫 $53.10 🥉
         Just Missing Being A BridesMan
But Compensation of The Bodacious Bouquet 💐

DIGGER ♠️ $53 💍
          Hay Buddy, Can Ya Spare A Dime? 😔
                Not enough for the Bouquet 💐
But Enough for a trip to the Shire To Steal “The Precious “ 💍

BLUNNY 🐇 $47.40

ZIPPY ⚡️ $34.70

Defending Champion RUFFIAN 🐆 $18.80 😢

POST TIME MIKE 🐎 $15.20

CRUZAN 🏍 $11.60

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $10.20 😱
                 Almost to Golden Goose Egg 🥚
Off to the Cat 🐱 House for Catnip + Chippendales 🕺

          The California Dreamin Dreams
                            Came true for mainly one
                                          Roamin so Impressive
                                               Under The California Sun 🌞

 
 





 

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY 1/15 @ SANTA ANITA
« on: January 13, 2022, 12:12:40 PM »
                                                       :forruffian:

                       CONGRATULATIONS TO RUFFIAN  🐆    :celebrate:
   ON A SUPURRR SONIC SHOW OF WHY “THE CHEETAH 🐆 “
                 IS THE FASTEST IN THE WILD + ON THE TRACK

                           :rhrse:     VENUE WILL BE ===> SANTA ANITA      :rhrse:

                                  FEATURE EVENT = CALIFORNIA DREAMIN 😴

                                          :lightbulb:      POST TIMES       :lightbulb:

ET = 3:00 🕒
                     CT = 2:00 🕑
                                             MT = 1:00 🕐
                                                                      PT = 12:00 🕛

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THROUGH
 BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ 😢

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM 1/12 *** RESULTS @ PARX
« on: January 13, 2022, 11:10:14 AM »
                                                     :forruffian:

                            CONGRATULATIONS 🍾 CRUZAN   :celebrate:
                                  THE COMPETITIVE COLT
                 OUTRAN HIS FELLOW COLT COMPETITORS
                    TO WIN BOTS GLORY FOR THE COLTS 🏆

                  Due to various extenuating circumstances
He will only have 6 competitors trying to prevent a repeat victory gallop

             :lightbulb:      FEATURE EVENT = WILL HE OR WON’T HE?    :lightbulb:
                                              Repeat  :) Or Regret  :'(

                           AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO

              Roamin Breaking alertly leads  the field heading into the turn

                                      OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME    :rhrse:

                                   It is now Zippy  ⚡️ in the lead
                             It’s just a couple of lengths back to
Roamin truck 🛻   Cruzan 🏍 Blunny   🐰 Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃

               Way Far Back Showing no energy or interest in running at all
                                        Ruffian  🐆         Dusty 🌪

                            THEY’RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH   :rhrse:

                                 ZIppy Continues to lead the way
                The Energizer Blunny Beginning to Rev Up the rail
                           Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 Roaring up to the Bunny Tail
                                               Roamin Right there next to the Tiger 🐅

                    And even farther back In another time zone
                              Cruzan not Cruisin so fast today

And The 2 Not So Frisky Fillys heading towards the Cat 🐱 House 🏡
      Ruffian and Dusty Anxious For Catnip + Chippendales 🕺
     Although we wonder which one they’re more anxious to see    ;)


                                   AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME  :rhrse:

       Zippy Having everything going his way continues toward the wire
                       The Energy of the Bunny 🐰 Is dwindling
         Tiger 🐅 Dancer not gaining any more ground on the Bunny

                   Suddenly a huge Roar 🦁 erupts  from the crowd
          All  eyes Now are looking toward the back of the track

         As someone is flying up the rail almost sprouting wings like Pegasus
It is Cruzan from the back of the pack passing one after another after another

                        But will it be too little too late to catch Zippy

                       The answer came quickly and dramatically
                              YES HE CAN AND YES HE DID!
                                                   :OMG:

In a spectacular super sonic surge of speed
      The Contentious Colt has not only Won the race
                 But Resoundingly Repeated His Winning Streak
                                       To Run for the Elusive 3-Peat Next Week

                               $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
                                          “   WILL HE OR WONT HE “

CRUZAN 🏍 $91.60 🏆
               Amazing closing kick of Speed - Power - Determination

ZIPPY ⚡️ $56 🤵
        Once again proving the cliché
                     It Aint Over Till The Stout  Lady Sings 🎶

BLUNNY 🐰 $41.70
          Catches the Bodacious Bouquet 🥕 🥕  🥕

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $33.70
             Enough for a road trip to The Shire To Steal The Precious  💍

ROAMIN  🛻 $31.70

RUFFIAN 🐆 $13.40

DUSTY 🌪 $0 = GOLDEN GOOSE EGG 🥚 😱



Farewell to Pennsylvania
       Twas quite an exciting day 😁
                    Hope to see you next week
                                Where Cruzan decides to play 🙄





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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 1/12 @ PARX
« on: January 10, 2022, 11:53:33 AM »
                                                    :forruffian:

                                  CONGRATULATIONS TO CRUZAN 🏆    :celebrate:
                              WINNING BOTS  GLORY FOR THE COLTS

                                :rhrse:  VENUE CHOICE ===> PARX      :rhrse:

                                    :lightbulb:   POST TIMES    :lightbulb:
ET = 12:10 🌊
                      CT = 11:10 🌾
                                            MT = 10:10 ⛰
                                                                       PT =    9:10 🌴

                                       $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

             RUFFIAN MUNCHING ON CATNIP + MEOW MIX IN CAT 🐱 HOUSE
                                              :forruffian:

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THROUGH
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ 😢

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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY 1/8/22 ** RESULTS ** @ Oaklawn Park
« on: January 09, 2022, 11:45:10 AM »
                                          :forruffian:

Good Afternoon And Welcome To Supurr Saturday At Oaklawn Park
       Today marks the beginning of our New Contest Year

2021 Meow Mix Awards Are Under  Construction
                   Some Surprises Possibly
           That Presentation Takes Awhile
     20 Awards Categories To Calculate
Then, Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 Adds Her Graphicating Magic To My Words

                                 AND NOW ON WITH THE SHOW

                                  Without the Raven and Catalina
     We begin the year with 10 Supurr Saturday Contenders
The first Saturday of the new year there is no “Defending Champion  “
              As all SS Contests Start With The New Year Scores

                                            🐎 POST PARADE  🐎

RUFFIAN  🐆
DIGGER ♠️
TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃
ZIPPY  ⚡️
BLUNNY  🐇
DUSTY 🌪
REAL QUIET 🤫
ROAMIN 🛻
POST TIME MIKE  🐎
CRUZAN 🏍

AND AWAY THEY GO IN THE NEW YEAR SUPURR SATURDAY STAKES

                         Living up to her namesake of THE CHEETAH 🐆
                       Ruffian has left the gate in a Blurr Of Speed ~
           leaving the rest of the runners playing Cat-Me-If-U-Can

                                OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

Ruffian SO Far in Front It will take spectacular speed to catch her!  🐆 

                    THEY’RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

Digger Doing his best to try and catch the runaway Filly in Front
                         There’s a big gap back to
                  The Not So Energized Blunny 🐰
                          Zippy ⚡️ Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃

The rest of the runners are far back showing no signs of gaining ground yet

                             AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

Ruffian showing no signs of slowing down continues to lead the way
Digger probably running for second place not gaining on “The Cheetah 🐆 “

              It’s a close battle for the show spot between
                      Blunny, Zippy, and Tiger Dancer

                   AT THE FINISH LINE IT IS ALL RUFFIAN  🐆
              With a Gate To Wire Display Of Cheetah 🐆 Speed

                      $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
                                     HAPPY NEW YEAR STAKES  😊

RUFFIAN  🐆 $78.40
                 Colossal Cheetah 🐆 Purrrformance 🐈‍⬛
                           A  Very Happy MEW 🐱 Year

DIGGER ♠️ $64.60 🤵
Strong effort in the final Furlong to be BridesMan Of The New Year Stakes
           Just too much ground to make up Trying to catch A Cheetah 🐆

BLUNNY 🐇 $49.80
                  Just enough money for the Bodacious Bouquet 💐  🥕  🌺

ZIPPY  ⚡️ $43.40
                      Heads To The Shire To Steal The Precious  💍

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $42.60

DUSTY 🌪 $37.20

REAL QUIET 🤫 $32.60

ROAMIN  🛻 $31.40

POST TIME MIKE 🐎 $9.40

CRUZAN 🏍 $7.80
                   Enough For The 🔑 to the DOG 🐶 HOUSE

We bid farewell to Arkansas 👋
         With a Feline Front Runner Today 🐆
                      Our Next Supurr Saturday Will Be
                                     Where Ruffian Wants To Play 🙄

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM 1/5/2022 + BOTS *RESULTS {Gulfstream Park}
« on: January 06, 2022, 02:28:18 PM »
                                                               :forruffian:

DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES
                      OF  RECORD BREAKING WIND 💨
                                          THE RESULTS WILL BE BRIEF
                                                           AND BOTS ===  WHO DID WIN ? 🏆

There was never a doubt
             From the gate to the wire
                              The winner this Day
                                           Just Never did tire

For The #2, #3, #4 Places
              The battle is close
                        Just a matter of pennies
                                        But, who had the most

Defending champ, Roamin
     Did give it his all
                But in the final Furlong…
                               His crown 👑 it did fall 😢

    We started out this year
            With a GOOSE EGG 🥚 Buffet
                 As Ruffian Found NO money 💰
                                For her Bankroll Today     $0 😢

Zippy left the gate runnin
Showing a little good speed
But finishing in seventh Place
Lacking the speed he would  need

Dusty not running much better
        Just  Seemed Not into the race
                        Her Mind seem to be elsewhere
                                      Then Finishing Back in 6th place

            Digger ran a little bit faster
     Not  very much money did he make
  Just missing The Precious  💍 By Pennies
        As 5th Place All He  Could Take

Tiger 🐅 Dancer 💃 In 4th
              The Filly is off To The Shire
                           A Tiger 🐅 Versus The Gollum 😱
                                        To Steal The Precious At The Wire

The Top 5 Runners SO Close
           $15 From 5th To First Place 😳
                       Blunny  🐰 Roamin 🛻 + Cruzan
                                     But Which Colt Winning The Race? 🤔

A Photo Finish was Needed
To Determine the #2nd + #3rd
Just A Dime Separating The Duo!
The Roar of the Crowd Could be heard 
                    :OMG:

When the order of finish was posted
                  Twas Cruzan Winning the day 👑
                           Defending champ, Roamin in 2nd 🤵‍♂️
                                  And Blunny took home the Bouquet 💐

So BOTS Victory Goes to The COLTS 🏆
              Taking first ~  second ~and third! 😱
                              Ruffian  🐆 Alone in the Cat 🐈‍⬛ House
                                               Claws  🐱 On The Post All We Heard 😡

                                   $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
                                    BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES = COLTS 🏆

CRUZAN 🏍 $56.10
               * Contender For 2002 LOST IN THE FOG 🌫 Award 🥇
                                         { Lowest $$$ Victory}

(( DC )) ROAMIN  🛻 $48.80 🥈
                  $7.30 From Repeat Glory 😡
                                   From Penthouse To BridesMan In One Stride 😢

BLUNNY 🐇 $48.70 🥉
                            $.10  😱 Where is a dime when you need one 😡

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $45.60
                                $3.10 = Price Of Ticket To The Shire  💍

DIGGER ♠️ $41.10

DUSTY 🌪 $33.80

ZIPPY ⚡️ $33.10

RUFFIAN 🐆 $0 😱
                     *** FIRST GOOSE EGG 🥚 OF THE YEAR! 😳

We start out the Mew Year in Midweek
                   The results are abundantly clear
                                  In the year that lies just ahead
                                                It’s The  COLTS We Surely Will Fear 😨
 



 




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Handicapping / SUPURR SATURDAY 1/8 @ OAKLAWN PARK
« on: January 06, 2022, 09:50:22 AM »
                                                    :forruffian:


                   CONGRATULATIONS TO TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃
                            TIGER DANCER WINS   :celebrate:
                  THE TIGER DANCER BIRTHDAY ROAR-O-RAMA
     

 Just another example of the saying
        “It Ain’t over until that Stout Lady Sings “
                 And the song she sings today
                          HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIGER  DANCER
                                 :celebrate:
   



RUFFIAN ===> $15.20
Adding to the IRONY of the day ~ Big Cat Diary Edition
 TIGER IN PENTHOUSE
CHEETAH IN CAT HOUSE




We now bid farewell to Florida
As we heard The Tiger Roar
A dozen wonderful runners
Who could ask for anything more

                 :lightbulb:   VENUE FOR JANUARY 8TH = OAKLAWN PARK     :lightbulb:

                                   NEW YEAR SUPURR SATURDAY CELEBRATION   🍾  🎉 🍾

                                                      🕰 POST TIMES  ⏰
ET = 1:30 🕜
                     CT = 12:30 🕧
                                               MT 11:30 🕦
                                                                     PT 10:30 🕥
             
                           
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THROUGH
 BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ 😢

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 1/5/22 @ GULFSTREAM PARK
« on: January 02, 2022, 09:29:02 AM »
                                                   :forruffian:

                                      CONGRATULATIONS  🍾 TO ROAMIN    :celebrate:
                        WHO IMPRESSIVELY WON BOTS GLORY FOR COLTS 🏆

                                :rhrse:    VENUE: GULFSTREAM PARK     :rhrse:

                                FEATURE EVENT = “HIGH HOPES “ STAKES
                           HOPES FOR A HEALTHIER HAPPIER  MEW  🐱 YEAR
                                                           AND
                                BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES   :raspberry:
                           
                                             🕰       POST TIMES        ⏰

ET = 12:30 🕧
                        CT = 11:30 🕦
                                                 MT = 10:30 🕥
                                                                            PT =   9:30 🕤

                                              $$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$
                                                       
                                     *****    MM RULES REMINDER      *****

          :lightbulb:    LAST PLACE FINISH = SCOREKEEPER THE NEXT WEDNESDAY    :lightbulb:
                           ***  DOES NOT APPLY TO SUPURR SATURDAY CONTESTS   ***

        SOMETIMES PERSONAL SITUATIONS PREVENT A PLAYER FROM DOING 😔
                           BUT HOPEFULLY THIS COMING MEW YEAR
                MORE PLAYERS WILL ENJOY HAVING AN OPPORTUNITY
         TO PRESENT THEIR OWN UNIQUE, ANYTHING GOES RACE CALL 👌

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Handicapping / HORSE LOVERS UNITED
« on: December 30, 2021, 09:50:54 PM »
                                          :forruffian:

In Case You Havent Seen The News

BOULDER COUNTY FIRES 🔥
100+ MPH WINDS
MEGA FIRES 🔥 SUPERIOR AND LOUISVILLE
SOUTH OF BOULDER WHERE I LIVE

ESTIMATED 500 HOMES GONE
          ANIMALS TURNED LOOSE OR ESCAPED  💔
          THOUSANDS EVACUATED 😱

        NOW FOR THE HEART 💜 WARMER MOMENT

AN ESTIMATED 30-40 + HORSE TRAILERS 
           IN A LONG LINE LIKE A RESCUE MISSION
                  ALL HEADING TO THE AREA TO SAVE LOOSE HORSES 🐎

OR ANY LOOSE ANIMALS RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES 🐱 🐕
       SCARED, CONFUSED AND IN PANIC MODE 😢

LUCKILY FRIDAY SNOW ❄️ MOVES IN
       TO HELP THE  FIREFIGHTERS 🚒



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                                                       :forruffian:


                  Good Afternoon And Welcome To Midweek Mayhem At Gulfstream Park

                  :rhrse:  Our FEATURE EVENT ===> “ THE FINAL COUNTDOWN “    :rhrse:
                                                                FAREWELL 2021
             MAY 2022 BE  BRIGHTER ~ BODACIOUS + FILLED WITH KITTENS JOY FOR ALL  :thumbsup:

 
                Defending Champion Cruzan Will Have 9 Contentious  Challengers
                        Trying To Prevent Another Repeat Cruise To Victory

                     The Tenacious Ten Are In The Gate Ready To Run

                                           And Away They Go In
                  The Final Countdown + Bodacious BOTS Season Finale

                            It’s A Speedy Trio Out for an early lead
                             Digger, Tiger 🐅 Dancer and Blunny

                                       Out Of The Turn They Come

In The Wink 😉 Of An Eye 👁 Roamin Has Fired on All cylinders 🛻
              Leaving the rest of the runners in his mighty wake 😱

It’s At least 20 Lengths back to Real Quiet 🤫 + Digger ♠️
              Tiger 🐅 Dancer is next, Followed by Blunny 🐰 + Cruzan 🏍

         Trailing the field are Dusty, Ruffian  🐆 Catalina 🐱 Zippy  ⚡️

                                 They’re At The Top Of The Stretch

                           Roamin Running In His Own Time Zone  :rhrse:
           The rest of the runners are playing for second place

Real Quiet 🤫 Catalina,  Blunny and Zippy In a tight battle for some Money 💰

                    Digger with a slight chance at The Precious  💍

                     The rest of the field with little to no chance of anything

                          And Down The Stretch They Come  :rhrse:

            Roamin Just putting on an exhibition almost from the start
 :rhrse: :rhrse: :rhrse:                                                                                        :rhrse:
                 A very tight foursome within a whisker of each other
                    But only running for second and third and fourth

         At the wire there is no doubt at all who will have Winner Dinner In The Penthouse   :celebrate:

A 4-Way Photo 🎥 For #2, #3, #4
                Hold All Tickets…. Jockey Objections

                                    $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
                                                 THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

ROAMIN 🛻 $83    :celebrate:
          A sensational sparkling superb display of talent and power
              To finish the season with a memorable performance  👏
                  :lightbulb: BOTS GLORY FOR THE COLTS  :lightbulb:

REAL QUIET 🤫 $59.80 🤵‍♂️
         Just a longer nose prevails to be the BridesMan Of The Day

CATALINA 🐱 $58.40 🌺
           A stunning surge of power in the final furlong
             Was Enough to catch the Bodacious Bouquet 💐

BLUNNY 🐰 $55.80 💍
            Once again The Energizer Blunny Hops Back To The Shire
Gandalf and Frodo are already preparing his Welcome Back Buffet  🥕  🥕  🥕

ZIPPY ⚡️ $55.20

DIGGER ♠️ $47.80

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $36.80

RUFFIAN 🐆 $27.60

CRUZAN 🏍 $26

DUSTY 🌪 $17.60
           Return to the Cat 🐱 House For Catnip + Chippendales 🕺
                     

FAREWELL TO  2021
       HASNT BEEN SO GREAT
               ALL THAT WE CAN HOPE
                            IS A BETTER YEAR AWAITS
                                     :girlkiss:



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                                                       :forruffian:

                           CONGRATULATIONS 🍾 TO CRUZAN    :celebrate:
         THE DEFENDING CHAMPION HAS CHOSEN FOR THE 2021 GRAND FINALE
                            :rhrse:      GULFSTREAM PARK        :rhrse:
               
           :lightbulb:   WEDNESDAY BOTS IS OUR FINAL EVENT OF THE YEAR   :lightbulb:
                    SEVERAL YEAR END CHAMPIONSHIPS ON THE LINE! 😱
                                SO IF U FAIL TO RUN WEDNESDAY
 
                           IT MAY BE THE DIFFERENCE OF CHAMPION OR CHUMP 😔
                              AWARD 🏆 GLORY   :)  ~ OR RUNNER UP REGRET  :'(

                            :rhrse:  FEATURE EVENT ===> “ THE FINAL COUNTDOWN “    :rhrse:
                                                                FAREWELL 2021
                   MAY 2022 BE  BRIGHTER ~ BODACIOUS + FILLED WITH KITTENS JOY FOR ALL  :thumbsup:

                                                     :lightbulb:      POST TIMES      :lightbulb:
ET = 12:30 🕧
                    CT = 11:30 🕦
                                        MT = 10:30 🕥
                                                              PT = 9:30 🕤

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WISE TO READ EM THROUGH
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR AND SEE DQ 😢

                 

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Handicapping / ***** ATTENTION PLAYERS *****
« on: December 25, 2021, 08:37:38 AM »
                                                         :forruffian:

 :lightbulb:   WEDNESDAY BOTS IS OUR FINAL EVENT OF THE YEAR   :lightbulb:
                                                  VENUE = TBA

              SEVERAL YEAR END CHAMPIONSHIPS ON THE LINE! 😱
                            SO IF U FAIL TO RUN WEDNESDAY

            IT MAY BE THE DIFFERENCE OF CHAMPION OR CHUMP 😔
                   AWARD 🏆 GLORY ~ OR RUNNER UP REGRET 😢

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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM 12/22 RESULTS @ GULFSTREAM PARK
« on: December 23, 2021, 11:05:14 AM »
                                      :forruffian:

NO RAVEN ~ ROAMIN ~  RQ OR CATALINA 😔
         SO SAD TO NOT SEE EM RUN
                       AS 7 EXCELLENT RUNNERS
                                 HAD FUN IN THE FLORIDA SUN 🌞

Defending champion ZIPPY ⚡️
        Had six capable challengers
                    Trying to stop a repeat romp   :raspberry:

                           :rhrse:     AND AWAY THEY GO       :rhrse:

 Blunny 🐰 Cruzan  🏍 + Zippy ⚡️ Showing  good early speed
                  With Digger ♠️ right there at their tails

           The 3 Fillys Showing no early speed at all or far behind 😱

                        THEY’RE  AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

         Now, it is Cruzan leading  the way
               Blunny Right at his tail
                          Zippy moving along strongly

Several lengths  back it is Digger
    Ruffian  🐆 Starting to show signs of Cheetah Energy
 
Far back in another time zone it’s 🐅 Dancer 💃 + Dusty 🌪

                   :rhrse:   AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME     :rhrse:

      CRUZAN Showing no sign of slowing down continues to lead in front
         The “Energizer Blunny” Doing his best to catch the Colt  in front

        Zippy trying to repeat his victory is struggling to keep up in third

It’s a long way back to Digger and Ruffian In a battle for The Precious 💍

                          :rhrse: AT THE WIRE CRUZAN EASILY VICTORIOUS     :rhrse:

        $$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$

CRUZAN 🏍 $60.30 🏆   :celebrate:
        Not only victorious but earns a YO—YO—DUDE Award 😃
Bouncing Back From The Dog 🐕 House to Penthouse

BLUNNY  🐇 $51.30 🤵‍♂️
         BridesMan Of The Day

((DC)) ZIPPY ⚡️ $43.50
              No repeat trip to the penthouse 😔
                        but does catch The Bodacious Bouquet 💐

DIGGER ♠️ $29.20 💍
                      By A Slim  Whisker Over Ruffian, Steals The Precious  💍

RUFFIAN  🐆 $28.20

TIGER 🐅 DANCER 💃 $8.20

DUSTY 🌪 $6.80
           Just enough for a bag of fresh CATNIP 🐱

We now bid farewell to Florida
        From a wonderful day in the sun 🌞
                  We will run for the last time this year
                             When Cruzan decides where we run 🙄


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Handicapping / MERRY MEW-MAS TO ALL
« on: December 21, 2021, 09:12:25 AM »
                                               :forruffian:

                AS AN AGNOSTIC WITH NO RELIGIOUS AFFILIATIONS
                              I HONOR AND RESPECT ALL
                                           :hug:

                     WISHING ALL A MEOWY  MERRY MEWMAS 🐯
                 AND MAY THE MEW YEAR BRING YOU KITTENS 🐱 JOY

                      MAY YOUR WHISKERS NEVER BE FROSTED  :OMG:
                                 YOUR TUMMY ALWAYS FULL  :)
                                              DAYTIME ALWAYS PURRRRRFECT    :thumbsup:
                                                         AND NIGHT DREAMS NEVER DULL  ;)
                                                                 :forruffian:

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