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Handicapping / MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 8/12 *** RESULTS *** {Finger Lakes}
« on: August 13, 2020, 12:20:25 PM »
GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
TODAY AS A RARE TREAT WE ARE AT FINGER LAKES RACETRACK
WHERE DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN,
WILL TRY TO ROAM TO THE WIRE FIRST AGAIN
JUST 6 CONTENTIOUS CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING
DUE TO THE SCRATCHES OF CATALINA, BRI, RAVEN, RQ
TODAY IS WORLD ELEPHANT DAY
THUS OUR FEATURE EVENT IS ===> 'SIZE MATTERS?'
SOME DAYS THE SMALLEST FILLY DEFEATS THE BIG BAD COLTS
SOME DAYS THE LONGEST NOSE TOUCHES THE WIRE FIRST
THE SIZZLIN SEVEN ARE IN THE GATE
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE ''SIZE MATTERS?'' STAKES
IT'S A TRIO OUT FOR A SHORT EARLY LEAD HEADING TO THE TURN
TIGER DANCER, ROAMIN, BLUNNY
THEIR LEAD LASTED ALL OF A MOMENT
SUDDENLY A BLURR PASSED EVERYONE AS IF PEGASUS HAD FLOWN INTO THE RACE
CRUZAN WITH FEET ON FIRE HAS LEFT THE FIELD IN HIS WAKE!
THE CAPRICIOUS COLT HAS SEPARATED HIMSELF BY AT LEAST
30 IMPRESSIVE LENGTHS DEFYING THE REST OF THE RUNNERS
TO CATCH HIM IF THEY CAN!
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
CRUZAN RUNNING A RACE OF HIS OWN ~
WITH NO CHALLENGER EVEN CLOSE ENOUGH TO MATTER
25 LENGTHS BACK ARE = BLUNNY, TIGER DANCER, ROAMIN
THIS TRIO IS FOLLOWED BY THE TURTLE TEMPO TRAILERS
DUSTY ~ THUNDER CAT & RUFFIAN
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
6 ARE RUNNING ONLY FOR 2,3,4 PLACE MONEY
NOBODY IS GONNA CATCH THE RUNAWAY COLT IN FRONT
THEY SAY IT AIN'T OVER TILL THAT STOUT LADY SINGS
BUT THE SONG SHE IS SINGIN NOW IS = 'YA CAN'T TOUCH THIS!'
TIGER DANCER, THUNDER CAT AND BLUNNY IN A LINE ACROSS THE TRACK
ARE VYING FOR THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY NOW
DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN WITH NO CHANCE AT REPEAT
IS NEXTDUSTY IS JUST A LENGTH BACK
RUFFIAN ONCE AGAIN IS HEADING TOWARDS THE CAT HOUSE!
THAT CATNIP & ANCHOVY BUFFET IS A GREAT INCENTIVE
AT THE WIRE, ALL ALONE BY 26 IMPRESSIVE LENGTHS: CRUZAN
STEALING THE RACE FROM THE START
NEVER CHALLENGED AT ALL
*** PHOTO FOR THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY ***
$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
{REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO: RUFFIAN333@webtv.net }
'' SIZE MATTERS? ''
THE NUMBER OF LENGTHS BY THE WINNER
CRUZAN = $62.10
* Cruisin Gate To Wire Impressively
TIGER DANCER = $46.50
* Bridesmaid By A Wispy Whisker
THUNDER CAT = $46
* Catches The Bodacious Bouquet
BLUNNY = $42.80
* Back Again To The Shire He Adores To Steal 'The Precious'
{{DC}} ROAMIN = $34.90
DUSTY = $32.30
RUFFIAN = $11.20
*** REPEAT CAT HOUSE FUN
CATNIP & CHIPPENDALES: WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE!
WE NOW BID A FOND FINGER LAKES FAREWELL
WISHING ALL A SAFE & SANE SECLUSION
TECHNOLOGY ASSURES U ARE NOT ALONE
EMAIL A FRIEND OR PICK UP A PHONE
