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GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
TODAY WE ARE AT ARLINGTON RACETRACK
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OUR FEATURE EVENT = BOTS aka BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FERVENT FRISKY FILLYS VS: CAGEY CONTENTIOUS COLTS
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WITH THE SCRATCHES OF CATALINA & EL PRADO
DEFENDING COLT CHAMP, THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
WILL HAVE 7 CAPABLE CHALLENGERS TRYING TO PREVENT
ANOTHER WINNING HIPPITY-HOP AT THE WIRE!
THE ENERGIZED EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO!
IT'S A SPEEDY TRIO OUT FOR AN EARLY LEAD
BLUNNY ~ TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP
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IT'S JUST A LENGTH BACK TO RUFFIAN & CRUZAN
FOLLOWED BY THUNDER CAT, DUSTY & ROAMIN
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
THE ORIGINAL TRIO IN FRONT HAS NOW BECOME A LONE BUNNY
HOPPING ALONG IN THE LEAD WITH 4 ON HIS TAIL
CIGARSHOP ~ THUNDER CAT ~ CRUZAN & TIGER DANCER
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IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO RUFFIAN & DUSTY AND EVEN
FARTHER BACK IS ROAMIN WHO SO FAR, HAS NOT FOUND HIS ENERGY
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' IS POURING IT ON NOW
INCREASING HIS LEAD HOPPING ALONG WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD
AS THERE IS NOBODY CLOSE ENOUGH TO PRESENT A CHALLENGE ~ YET
TIGER DANCER IS MOUNTING A WORTHWHILE THREAT MOVING UP
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CIGARSHOP LOST SOME MOMENTUM ON THE TURN NOW RUNNING
JUST OFF THE TAIL OF TIGER DANCER, AND SEEMS TO BE SMILING
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THUNDER CAT IS RIGHT AT THE NECK OF CIGARSHOP
IT'S A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO RUFFIAN, CRUZAN, DUSTY
AS ROAMIN CONTINUES TO TRAIL, APPEARING TO BE SLUGGISH :-\
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
DEFENDING CHAMP, 'HOP-A-LONG-BLUNNY', HAVING EVERYTHING HIS OWN WAY
CONTINUES TO LEAD, IN ANTICIPATION OF A REPEAT ROMP
TIGER DANCER RUNNING WELL STAYING AHEAD OF CIGARSHOP
NOT APPRECIATING HIS HOT SNORTING BREATH ON HER TAIL! :o
CIGARSHOP & THUNDER CAT ARE NEXT
WITH A LONG WAY BACK TO RUFFIAN, CRUZAN, DUST & ROAMIN
HIPPITY HOPPING TO THE WIRE IN GRAND REPEAT STYLE IS BLUNNY
13 LENGTHS BACK WITH THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY IS TIGER DANCER
CIGARSHOP, WITH A GALLANT EFFORT, TRYING TO CATCH THE TIGER BY THE TAIL
FALLS SHORT BY SEVERAL LENGTHS,
AND INSTEAD, CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET ~
THUNDER CAT IS OFF TO THE SHIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS' FROM GOLLUM :evil:
THANKS TO THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
BOTS DAY GLORY GOES TO THE COLTS
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AND NEXT TIME, BLUNNY WILL RUN FOR THE ELUSIVE 3-PEAT!
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$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
{{ REPORT $$$ OBJECTIONS TO THE CATZILLA IN CHARGE }}
[email protected]{{DC}} BLUNNY = $74.40 :celebrate:
(* 7 OF 8 #1's) OMG! Impressive Gate To Wire!
TIGER DANCER = $46.30
*Sometimes A Tiger Doesn't Catch A Bunny :banghead:
Lucky For The Bunny! :thumbsup:
CIGARSHOP = $39.60
*Just A Tad Slow To Catch A Tiger By The Tail :'(
But Catches The Bodacious Bouquet As Compensation :)
THUNDER CAT = $36
*Just Misses Catching The Bouquet ~ Steals 'The Precious' :evil:
$$$ ALSO RAN $$$
RUFFIAN = $27.20
CRUZAN = $22.80
DUSTY = $21
ROAMIN = $4.60
*** Heading To Ye Ole DOG HOUSE
Where The Milk Bone Biscuits Await
:lightbulb: *** Along With The Calculator To Tally Next Week's Race :lightbulb:
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY HOME
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